Stupid brain, kicking in with your "They just happened to be carrying a dildo to a public park," and "that looks like damn uncomfortable positioning for the herm taur." You nearly ruined this very sexy pic.

I disagree.
The only thing that might get ruined here is the bench.

TygUrSys said:
Stupid brain, kicking in with your "They just happened to be carrying a dildo to a public park," and "that looks like damn uncomfortable positioning for the herm taur." You nearly ruined this very sexy pic.

You're talking about your brain, right?