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Traffic Cats - by Cerberus

And then I was detained

By the neck

And dragged up a tree

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  • Eclipse_Lunablade said:
    Lady, Sonic the Hedgehog just called, he wants his gimmick back.

    Cheetah's existed way before "Sonic" ever existed. Now if she was running through giant rings with an annoying sidekick, then i'd say it was sonic.

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  • BetaPaws said:
    Cheetah's existed way before "Sonic" ever existed. Now if she was running through giant rings with an annoying sidekick, then i'd say it was sonic.

    I think the joke is that cheetah's have a typical top speed of about 40 mph. Hence the sonic joke. (at least I think so)

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  • Eclipse_Lunablade said:
    Lady, Sonic the Hedgehog just called, he wants his gimmick back.

    Sonic's gimmick died about the same time his games did.

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  • Eclipse_Lunablade said:
    Lady, Sonic the Hedgehog just called, he wants his gimmick back.

    I take it you haven't heard of the super amazing game known as "Cheetahmen".

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  • Eclipse_Lunablade said:
    Lady, Sonic the Hedgehog just called, he wants his gimmick back.

    Super speed isn't exclusive to Sonic, you know. Ever heard of, oh, I don't know, The Flash? Quicksilver? Any other speedster besides a bloody 45-mile-per-hour hedgehog?

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  • Ryuzaki_Izawa said:
    Super speed isn't exclusive to Sonic, you know. Ever heard of, oh, I don't know, The Flash? Quicksilver? Any other speedster besides a bloody 45-mile-per-hour hedgehog?

    I definatly know of them. However the comparison to Sonic fits better when comparing to an anthropomorphic cheetah.

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  • aurel said:
    kilometers per hour you damn Americans

    Right. Because sitting on the left, driving counter-clockwise means that they're in a UK owned teritory. *Sarcasm*

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  • aurel said:
    kilometers per hour you damn Americans

    Gasp! It's almost like we're able to use whatever the fuck units of measure we want in our own country!

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  • aurel said:
    cheetah cant run at 95 miles per hour
    == its kilometers per hour.

    Cheetahs are also not anthropomorphic. While 60 MPH is a more reasonable speed, 95 MPH is much funnier in this context.

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  • aurel said:
    95 mph is a total overkill,

    It's called humor, okay? This is gonna sound crazy, but it's based on exaggeration.

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  • aurel said:
    cheetah cant run at 95 miles per hour
    == its kilometers per hour.

    To be fair, they never specified whether it was miles or kilometers...

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  • TheCopyUniverse said:
    To be fair, they never specified whether it was miles or kilometers...

    well the cheetah is running that speed, so it HAS to be km/h

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  • Obscenity said:
    well the cheetah is running that speed, so it HAS to be km/h

    aurel said:
    cheetah cant run at 95 miles per hour
    == its kilometers per hour.

    Hey do you guy's wanna know what's really stupid about this pic THE DUMB ASS MOTHER FUCKERS IN THE COMMENTS SECTION BITCHING ABOUT WETHER IT'S MILES OR KILOMETERS, if you can't understand the fact that it's a damn joke, ergo, NOT to be taken seriously go, do us all a favor, and at least RENT a Goddamn sense of humor!

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  • yugijak said:
    I think the joke is that cheetah's have a typical top speed of about 40 mph. Hence the sonic joke. (at least I think so)

    Is this not referring to kmh?

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  • Hey if I ever design a car dashboard, I can always revert back to this picture.But in all honesty,That is a very cute touch,having the paw as in the middle.

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