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ZombieFX
BlockedPoor toaster
Kyubii
MemberNot sure if he's contemplating suicide or inspecting how he's going to fuck her bread slot.
Either way, *pow* right in the childhood.
GameManiac
BlockedFor the briefest of moments, from the thumbnail, I thought that this man was Chris Chan.
I don't know why I thought that.
Shiitake
MemberThe toaster should probably plead for its life. The guy would probably discard it as a hallucination later.
Also this suicide attempt wouldn't work very well. Dropping the toaster in would just discharge the electricity through the water, not through his body. Water conducts electricity better than flesh! Now, if he were to stand outside the tub and grab the now-shorted toaster, that might kill him... if the short didn't blow a fuse first.
patsfanczar
MemberMythbusters tested and confirmed it
foxleader
MemberI love that one that and the bean can meets the pot of boiling grease.
GameManiac
BlockedTch. Thinking of Mythbusters reminded me of UK's Top Gear. And then that reminded me of the fact that they've each lost their hosts.
user 112798
MemberA vision of the future, perhaps? Quickly, tell everyone you know that he'll do that before it becomes big news!
Shashdow
Memberrest in penises
Researcher Glee
MemberWell he's toast
FEWOFO
MemberLOL
Kai-Master07
MemberMe on a typical Saturday morning...
GameManiac
Blocked...heh.
Hawk Wood
BlockedWell, any sex would be rather shocking.
duracell258
Memberwhat an electrifying experience
SirMyNameBob
Member*watt* are you planning to do with that toaster sir
thats quite a *shocking* fetish if you plan on fucking it
you don't seem to be well *grounded*
this experience is a life *transformer*
(I ran out of ideas)
GringoAmericano
MemberI think Rob is just trying to *coulomb* down by bringing him into the water. However, it looks like whatever he's going to do *hertz*! If anyone got harmed, I'd *bolt* to grab the phone and call 911! I can see myself now:
"*Ohm* my god! Somebody help!"
user 34602
MemberOh like he lost any weight.
Bahelmuth
MemberI'm shocked. Their weren't that many electric pun's as I thought there would be.
AshleyKitty
MemberI don't know why you wouldn't.
zackman1996
BlockedGrew up with this movie....
Childhood: intact
anthrojoe
MemberWhy hasnt anyone done something wirh the cat from rhe third movie
Sideburns-McGee
MemberDon't you all know? This is a scene from the 4th movie, "Brave Little Toaster Goes to Hell", where Chris divorced Rob, and took the kid with her.
Sideburns-McGee
MemberYou better shape up, cuz I need a *lamp*! And my *parts* are set on you!
user 185790
MemberShagging an electric toaster in the bath...
Does the national grid make it a threesome?
BushyTailHugger
Memberbreakfast in bath!
SuckMyWeeWee
MemberRavioli ravioli,
Toaster in the bathioli!
HelpDeskIsClosed
MemberBrave enough to go for a swim? Hop in!
DinoBoy
MemberBrave little toaster, weak little man.
THX-1138-4EB
MemberLet me guess. Groundhog day?
FunnyFace
MemberToo bad he plugged it into a safety outlet that will pops up n save them both, cause dropping that in otherwise the 20A breaker will trip at 1800w x120v saving them both yet again he'd, be shaken but very much alive like touching a 3000w 0v sparkplug wire while someone tries to start the car in 1990s
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