This is very pertinent information to remember when either one is biting your fucking legs off.

GarethGobulcoque said:
This is very pertinent information to remember when either one is biting your fucking legs off.

But both are 100% adorable~ :3

ToastyDragon~ said:
But both are 100% adorable~ :3

While ripping through flesh and arteries.

The crock is more likely to go for a person. Gators are lazy as dicks.

GarethGobulcoque said:
This is very pertinent information to remember when either one is biting your fucking legs off.

Indeed. See, when you call the Animal Control or the S.W.A.T. team or the fucking National Guard, you gotta be able to tell them if it is a gator or a croc that is violently dismembering you.

What about the CAIMAN, guys?!? What about them?

Actually, one sees you later, and the other sees you in a while