Sure.

So sexy 😍

No, but Yes.

Fixed to shiba inu because source called him a doge (love the breed, but not the meme), plus coloring, markings, and the curled fit the description of one.

They are in my book

You'd look even better without them ;)

don't care um yes

Curse Mother Nature for not giving us Human males a sheathed penis too.

I frankly think we'd look even sexier to the ladies.

She did...it's called a foreskin. We're the species best equipped to care for it, and the only one stupid enough to throw it away...
A knot would be an entirely different thing, of course (but doubtless worth a try).

kiraiota said:
No, but Yes.

Holy shit I said the EXACT same thing in my head.