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  • Wild_Anonymoose said:
    Would you let a pirahna plant suck your dick?

    If it had its teeth removed, indeedly soing so.

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  • K4RN4GE911 said:
    That's nice and all, except for that little fact that it still has FUCKING TEETH! Razor sharp, big, NO!

    Live a little :)

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  • K4RN4GE911 said:
    That's nice and all, except for that little fact that it still has FUCKING TEETH! Razor sharp, big, NO!

    who says they razor sharp? they could just be thorns, you could trim them back to turn it into a dick sucking plant, even bowsers forces need a motivator.

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  • 10 year old me is playing Super Mario 64 DS jumping around these things and he has no idea what a blowjob is. if only he knew what he was missing

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  • If the pirahna plant is willing to suck you off, it will be gentle and careful not to scratch you with its teeth. They are also canonically sentient. There's no need to be afraid. :)

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