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Kuney
MemberFor those curious, this was on a recent episode of South Park called 'Crippled Summer'. In the episode a shark whistle had to be blown underwater to call a shark to kill Jimmy. However it was blown OUTSIDE the water, forcing the water on land to rape whatshisname on two separate occasions. Personally I thought it was funny seeing some crippled boy taking it up the ass by a giant shark penis.
Fur in the dark
MemberThe more you know ^^
DarkHorst
Memberhis name was nathan
Uninhibited Mind
MemberSo glad I wasn't the only one having dirty thoughts about that shark.
"Shut up Mimsy!"
Innocuous
Member"Help meee!"
"Get it off me Mimsy!"
Arbiter
MemberI feel like I could conquer the world..Im walking on sunshine :D
WimTehNecromancer
MemberLol that was awesome, especially at the end when the snake bit him, the Native Americans shot him with the arrows, and then the shark jumped back out of the water to rape him again. It was very well done to be honest lol.
rattrap
Memberi think it was called the tardica shark
Cirno
MemberA shame the shark whistle isn't real... I'd buy one.
For... y'know. Research.
N'stuff.
Woulfe
MemberI'm a shark, I'm a shark, suck my dick
Riversyde
MemberIt's actually the Tardicaca lake shark. -Fixes tags
SharkDemon
MemberJesus fucking Christ. The episode was like...a week ago or so. And then this pops up. And I dunno whether to laugh or cry.
Shassha
MemberThe Tardicaca Lake Shark's penis is nine inches long. *Colorado Department of Wildlife
Dickbutt
MemberMIMSYYYY!!
Aeriese
MemberHehehe, that looks a lot longer than nine inches
Fur in the dark
MemberThe longer the better ey :D
FurryThorn
MemberIt was a shark mating call whistle, that's why it raped him.
ehehe
BlockedIM WALKIN' ON SUNSHINE~
tora
Member#1 OMG i wanted to see a pic of this sooo bad! and now i have,-bro paw-
#2 i would LOVE to have that damn whistle -noms on shark-
and 3# if i saw some penis and sperm actio on that episode i probab;y would have fapped allot more vigerousely XD
godofwar50
Memberi fricken love you narse!!
Anonymous150
MemberThis is one shark I wouldn't mind running into while swimming.
Ace sparkdragon
Memberill take it up my ass or fuck him in his
ShadowChix
Memberthats way more than 9 inches xD
user 187329
Member"Land shark" discovered!
ChicagoBears
BlockedMan, was that funny.
acton 98
Memberwhat is that...
a shar... dolphi....cat fi...
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