:3

Too cute for words X3

I don't get why the 'father' is always so surprised... as in "How did that happen?"

Sequel to: http://www.e621.net/post/show/45232/big_penis-breasts-canine-cum-cum_in_pussy-darkduck

deadjackal said:
I don't get why the 'father' is always so surprised... as in "How did that happen?"

I'm guessing it's because its a fox(?) with a lizard tail .

Lucky dragon.

Mrbyakko said:
Sequel to: http://www.e621.net/post/show/45232/big_penis-breasts-canine-cum-cum_in_pussy-darkduck

I knew it. XD

IT AIN'T MY BABY, MAURY!

lol pwnt

deadjackal said:
I don't get why the 'father' is always so surprised... as in "How did that happen?"

Because they're different species?
"This doesn't seem physically possible!"
"That's exactly what she kept screaming, while in labor..."

mother says: "its your child"
father says: "well it could be worse"

How is it they get that old before both parents realize is there's? Did moms hide theirs babies from their dad for like a year or somethin?

Maury: "In the case of a fox/dragon child, (Red Dragon), You ARE the father!"

....It looks like Silver D: My Silver

The child is simply calling out for the stimulation of an early 20th century art movement subjecting itself to the concept of existential absurdity and societal nihilism.

shd said:
How is it they get that old before both parents realize is there's? Did moms hide theirs babies from their dad for like a year or somethin?

Furries grow up faster the humans

Conker said:
Furries grow up faster the humans

Only so you can get 'em yiffin' earlier.

... I DARE you to make a cub joke

Surprise!

Typhin said:
Because they're different species?
"This doesn't seem physically possible!"
"That's exactly what she kept screaming, while in labor..."

Red vs Blue reference, not bad

shd said:
How is it they get that old before both parents realize is there's? Did moms hide theirs babies from their dad for like a year or somethin?

It's possible that as Furries evolved from quadrupedal (ferral) creatures into bipedal(humanoid)ones that the genes that make them grow rapidly and get up walking fresh out of the womb are still active during early stages of childhood. This ability will either continue or end depending on its usefulness to cubs/kits/hatchlings of the next thousand years or so. The ability to speak at this young age might be atributed to the hightened sense of hearing and the visual responces to certain things. "If I'm red and have a scalie tail and this other male does too, he must be my dad." Just a theory.

Hughes said:
It's possible that as Furries evolved from quadrupedal (ferral) creatures into bipedal(humanoid)ones that the genes that make them grow rapidly and get up walking fresh out of the womb are still active during early stages of childhood. This ability will either continue or end depending on its usefulness to cubs/kits/hatchlings of the next thousand years or so. The ability to speak at this young age might be atributed to the hightened sense of hearing and the visual responces to certain things. "If I'm red and have a scalie tail and this other male does too, he must be my dad." Just a theory.

I have no swift or witty rebuttal to contradict or counteract the hypothetical situation, and thus I can gladly accept the proposed theory you have presented me with open arms.

Should have use a condom, or a hefty bag.

GAME OVER XDD

Logansander said:
Should have use a condom, or a hefty bag.

hefty bag =
hefty hefty hefty!

condom =
wimpy wimpy wimpy!

9100 said:
hefty bag =
hefty hefty hefty!

condom =
wimpy wimpy wimpy!

You sir made my day.

deadjackal said:
I don't get why the 'father' is always so surprised... as in "How did that happen?"

its probably more when did that happen

"Why I will you only date other men?" the republicans asked...

Happy Family :)