Don't you just love cheesy porn talk?

I'm gonna turn you into a Sylveon in no time!

Probably go with ether umbreon or glaceon for me

oh my , he's packing quite a bit for an eevee ~

Why does Eevee always tend to be the cutest out of them all?

Good enough for me cutie <3

Keesmabooa said:
"Just out of high school" Ugh I hate when FA artists are so afraid of being flagged for cub porn that they inject this kind of dumb dialogue.

Orrrr...
And get this...

He actually is out of high school and isn't a cub.

Keesmabooa said:
"Just out of high school" Ugh I hate when FA artists are so afraid of being flagged for cub porn that they inject this kind of dumb dialogue.

Most of artists here dont have that problem, and im glad of that

No love for the unofficial 8th deadly sins (Despair or Deceit)?

MEOWTH_FUCKER said:
No love for the unofficial 8th deadly sins (Despair or Deceit)?

No, but apparently "Sam" is a sin now. (One I might be willing to commit ;))

Thank God for Sam being both male and female name.

dat ass....

Brayburned said:
First panel: Hi, Sam.
Second panel: AGH JESUS
Third panel: SAM STOP NO

You can't stop sam! That mother fucker killed a giant with a slingshot!

I'd turn him into a sylveon or espeon~

Hello there :)

*Rubs sam's furry belly.*

Reminds me of Temmie Village in Undertale. All the Tems are Tems, except the last one. And all the Eeveelutions (Excluding Vaporeon) are named after deadly sins, then we get to Eevee.
HoI, I'm Lust. Hoi, I'm Wrath! HoI, I'm SlOTh! HoI, I'M GluTTOny. *So on, so forth* Hi. I'm Sam.

Keesmabooa said:
This is a feral Eevee. I can accept that he can talk, but the thought of him going to high school stretches beyond my range of believability. Just dumb expository dialogue for the sake of appeasing FA's stupid policies.

You do realize that Pokemon can level all the way up to level 100 without being evolved, while you can at the same time have a second one that is fully evolved but only at level 40? Earlier evolutionary stages don't mean younger, and they definitely don't mean cub. Even a Pichu (A "Baby-stage" evolution) can be level 100 and unevolved, meaning that they're just shota/loli, not cub.

Furrin_Gok said:
You do realize that Pokemon can level all the way up to level 100 without being evolved, while you can at the same time have a second one that is fully evolved but only at level 40? Earlier evolutionary stages don't mean younger, and they definitely don't mean cub. Even a Pichu (A "Baby-stage" evolution) can be level 100 and unevolved, meaning that they're just shota/loli, not cub.

Wait what's the difference between shota/lol and cub? I thought they were both young?

Cuddledump said:
Wait what's the difference between shota/lol and cub? I thought they were both young?

Shota and Loli refer to looking young, whether or not they actually are young. For example, a person who suffers from a condition that prevents their body from aging past a certain point, like Zeng Yushan, who is now 20 years old but has the appearance of a seven year old child, would still be Loli, but not Child.

Furrin_Gok said:
Shota and Loli refer to looking young, whether or not they actually are young. For example, a person who suffers from a condition that prevents their body from aging past a certain point, like Zeng Yushan, who is now 20 years old but has the appearance of a seven year old child, would still be Loli, but not Child.

Ohhhhh, OK makes sense.

You know, after getting to know Sam, the concept of this little ball of hate and lust being younger than 15 is disturbing. Yet the concept of him being over twenty and still that immature would be doubtful. So 18 or 19 seems like an accurate age to me.

Sam ass seem like a good fit for me hopefully he can take my knot as well ;-)

"Just out of high with school with a lot to offer". Hey same here bud

Sethrow said:
You can't stop sam! That mother fucker killed a giant with a slingshot!

u sir or madam are thinking about the wrong person in the bible david killed the giant goliath not samson hun get ur stories right

Very nice art style. 😎

i would fucc!

What a handsome Eevee. I want him all to myself 😍

Please take my virginity, Sam!

Zangoose said:
oh my , he's packing quite a bit for an eevee ~

It's been said somewhere else by someone else, and I'll repeat it, "big things come in on small packages."!

extremely cute OwO

DirtyRatMatt said:
Why does Eevee always tend to be the cutest out of them all?

I always thought vaporeon was cutest

'Just out of highschool with a lot to offer'

And apparently a raging boner, too! XD

Random question but does anyone have any idea how big Sam's dick is?

DUNNAE FUCKING THINK YOU CAN LAY IN ME HOUSE ALL DAY.

classykoala said:
No, but apparently "Sam" is a sin now. (One I might be willing to commit ;))

And karma.