tfw PSX is considered old

Oh yeah...

Girl I still wanna stick my SotN dick in you.

Girl, I got a bottle of Diet Coke and a copy of
Soul Reaver.
I'm gonna play you all night long.

As long as you ain't cheatin' on the Gamecube, we're good.

Get ready for a Nuclear Strike

GONNA RUB THEM ANALOG STICKS TILL THEY GET STUCK.

As she spreads her legs a familiar tune echoes through the house. Filling you with warm nostalgia.

Ohhh yeah, I promise to be your Final Fantasy tonight, if you can handle my Thousand Arms.. they're quite Wild Arms 2, if you know what I'm sayin'. ;]

You, me and a copy of Crash Bandicoot, right now.

Gurl you were soooo much better than the shit we have today <3

I'm gonna have you whirring all night girly

Soul Calibur 2 Good for me.

Baby, what you do with Blood Omen: The Legacy of Kain still rocks my world.

If you looked like that. Definitely.

Maybe I'll try to Conker you... if not, it's time to Jak things up a bit... should all else fail, we can Destroy All Humans.

Sorry baby, I got me a ninten'ho

panchan said:
Sorry baby, I got me a ninten'ho

He knows what's up

I feel the need.

The Need for Speed.

Ya

Syphon Filter, so I can "unload" many times, and Spyro to having you "souring" through the air

Constable said:
You, me and a copy of Crash Bandicoot, right now.

Yup, all. night. long.

Kitsunet said:
Gurl you were soooo much better than the shit we have today <3

Hear hear!!

ATailAndAtari said:
Soul Calibur 2 Good for me.

*BroFist* yes.

BringdaLotion4me said:
Syphon Filter, so I can "unload" many times, and Spyro to having you "souring" through the air

Those were the exact two games/series that came to mind when I saw this picture, too. Are we fucking twins or something I mean hell

IguanasAreCool said:
Oh yeah...

And why the hell wouldn't I, Toots?

Auto Destruct! No one probably remembers that one. :L

IguanasAreCool said:
Oh yeah...

Furrin_Gok said:
And why the hell wouldn't I, Toots?

My Face When...

you better believe I'm gonna play you, *pulls out legend of dragoon* I'm gonna play you like an arcade machine

DJ_COL-7 said:
My Face When...

lol i remember that scene too along with him walking in on roll changing lol

No i want play the nes

Yes. And i wanna stick my usb right in u
:3

fire238 said:
Girl, I got a bottle of Diet Coke and a copy of
Soul Reaver.
I'm gonna play you all night long.

PEPSIMAAAN!

The PS4 is nice, but baby, you know all the right move combos.

Baby girl when I pop in ff8 or tekken 3, we can go ALL.NIGHT.LONG! Mmm-mm got my memory card ready for that slot

Kyubii said:
As she spreads her legs a familiar tune echoes through the house. Filling you with warm nostalgia.

oh fuck yes....

Your body is less polygonal then I remember ;3

Sexyxbox said:
No i want play the nes

You're named Sexyxbox yet you don't want to sex an Xbox?

fire238 said:
Girl, I got a bottle of Diet Coke and a copy of
Soul Reaver.
I'm gonna play you all night long.

True

Penguinempire-Dennis said:
You're named Sexyxbox yet you don't want to sex an Xbox?

shhh you don't see a thing

>"milf" tag on source page

Volvagia said:
You, me and a copy of Crash Bandicoot, right now.

I'd crash her 'coot.

She is quite quite hot for a Grand-grandma...

Kyubii said:
As she spreads her legs a familiar tune echoes through the house. Filling you with warm nostalgia.

So many good memories from one sound

If you installed a mod chip could you make her speak different languages?

Metal Gear Solid, Spider-Man 2:Enter Electro, The World is Not Enough...
Yes, I do

Madam you were the one who gave me my first taste of the gaming world.

I may have grown up with one of your siblings in my house instead, but I still owe you quite the debt.

I'd consider it an honor and a privilege. I'd rather play for fun over visuals any day you name. Even though you certainly have gained plenty of both.

The first three Crash and Spyro games, the first five Tomb Raider games, the original Twisted Metal, Castlevania: Symphony of the Night, Final Fantasy VII, VIII & IX, Mega Man 8, X3, X4, X5 & X6, and so many more.
Girl, I could play with you forever.

Oh baby, you are always my number one girl.
*seductively slides Crash 2 out the shelf*

IguanasAreCool said:
Oh yeah...

of course...

Bitch lemme stick this copy of LEGO Star Wars in your ass.

Technically, would the Ps1 be a milf here?

Yes! You are a great console!

Girl, what we have is something Incredible

Of course...you had all the good games, PS1.

Crash 1 thru 3, Spyro 1 thru 3, PaRappa, Rayman, MediEvil, Twisted Metal, Metal Gear Solid, Mega Man X4 and X5 (X6 can suck a fucking dick), Mega Man Legends 1 and 2, Tekken 1 thru 3, Persona 1 and 2, Castlevania: Symphony of the Night, and most importantly, Klonoa.

P-L-A-Y-S-T-A-T-I-O-N! P-L-A-Y-S-T-A-T-I-O-N! P-L-A-Y-S-T-A-T-I-O-N! P-L-A-Y-S-T-A-T-I-O-N! Tekken 3, Metal Gear Solid, Resident Evil, Gran Turismo, Omega Boost, Bloody Roar, X-Files, all over the world! Come on! Ridge Racer, Oddwolrd, Winning Eleven, The Game on the PlayStation! --Eiffel 65- 'My Console'

I was always more of a wii player, but damn I respect a quality retro console

Nope got a Sakura Taisen DC I'm tied up with (well the cords and all anyway)

What the fuck is up with this post? The fuck is up with these comments??

Y'know, the internet is such a mysterious place, especially now that people want to... fuck their consoles, I guess???

kyubii said:
As she spreads her legs a familiar tune echoes through the house. Filling you with warm nostalgia.

Oh that hits hard...

malakim said:
tfw PSX is considered old.

8 years ago was 2016...

That console was over 20 years old so yeah, it's old.