With conveniently sized cuffs.

what, a paper cut

Zootopia, adult version.

I imagine him being like "ill cut u bish fuckin' rek u swer on me mum" and all.

...Eat him....

NewbKitteh said:
I imagine him being like "ill cut u bish fuckin' rek u swer on me mum" and all.

lol that is one of the best comments i have ever heard

love how you did her with the running jacket

Maxel8178 said:
...Eat him....

She's a cop! That's so unprofessional! See her furgonomic cuffs instead?

Occam said:
She's a cop! That's so unprofessional! See her furgonomic cuffs instead?

Could detain him...

AM I BEING DETAINED

Occam said:
She's a cop! That's so unprofessional! See her furgonomic cuffs instead?

hide the evidence nobody would ever know

Does anyone else want to see a gender flipped version of this?

Man, I love furgonomics.

"I'm gonna cut you so bad, you gonna wish I didn't cut you so bad"

*Sigh*

"I blame the schools"

Wadxxx said:
With conveniently sized cuffs.

perfect profile for this comment!

"You'll never take me alive!!"
*gulp*
"I never said I was going to."

(dialog stolen from Brad Dharma - Psychedelic Detective)

Zootopia be like:

And in this scene, we have a copper who's like this after nabbing a rat in the act:

"Oh, you again? This is the fifth time this week."

Also, those are conveniently sized handcuffs, officer. Where were ya, anyway? Little Rodentia, perhaps?

What was that rat hoping to accomplish with that choice of weapon? You couldn't even cut a vegetable with that.