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    CrabKingHunter

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    It is seen I the rarest of nights, after a long day of so many fucks givenx this creature gos around showing how much people care for things.....
    I don't know, I just heard it on the Discovery Channel.

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    lololol66

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    For when two fucks just aren't enough to express at once, this majestic piece of art in animal form shows up to help you express just how many fucks you give.

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    Hollowhaven

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    I put this in my friend's homegrown D&D game. He made the mistake of giving me chameleon armor, and I made this one of my transformations. He looked at me, said "alright roll then" and when I did he told me "congratulations, your taunt worked. The entire enemy force wants you dead now." Never do that as a mage.

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    ZombieMoth

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    hollowhaven said:
    I put this in my friend's homegrown D&D game. He made the mistake of giving me chameleon armor, and I made this one of my transformations. He looked at me, said "alright roll then" and when I did he told me "congratulations, your taunt worked. The entire enemy force wants you dead now." Never do that as a mage.

    Unrelated to the pic, but related to D&D me and a group of friends were playing D&D and we got on a boat to go to a far away island, no one but me knew how to operate the boat correctly, once we were out on sea the DM said there was a boat on the horizon and they were raising a flag, I rolled for perception to see if the ship was pirates or not I got a 1 so the DM made my character throw them self overboard while the rest of the party got gang banged by a group of lizard-man pirates.

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    JumperTD

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    aaron_wolfbane said:
    Unrelated to the pic, but related to D&D me and a group of friends were playing D&D and we got on a boat to go to a far away island, no one but me knew how to operate the boat correctly, once we were out on sea the DM said there was a boat on the horizon and they were raising a flag, I rolled for perception to see if the ship was pirates or not I got a 1 so the DM made my character throw them self overboard while the rest of the party got gang banged by a group of lizard-man pirates.

    That is one of the best D&D stories I've heard.

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