well if all you need is help beating things I am game (but on a side note where is the rest of our loving alien overlords I wish to see them as well)

Bitch, I am your beating quota. Get to work!

There's no Vigilo Confido logo here, removed the tag.

Heeey I happen to know some punks who are afraid of rolling pins and snakes. I can teleport you to their houses sometime in the night.