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Setawolf
Member"Hey, I spent all morning milking the cow!"
"... we don't have a cow... We have a bull!"
"... *gag*..."
pen15ninja
MemberI wanna b the bull =D
Noyl
Memberwow someone else remembers that commercial... that was the most disturbing bowl of cerial EVAR!
calok
Memberaaaaahhhhhhhhhh that would the best joke ever :d "hmmmmmm why is my milk thick and salty?....GAAAAAAAAA DAM YOU!"
user1439
Member... that was a commercial? I could only find a movie clip with that used that quote.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFp9usiH1Xs
temporal crux
MemberKingPin is the most remembered source, but there used to be an old joke cartoon like you'd see in Playboy, was a hot-ass farmer's daughter with a bucket filled to the brim saying "It took a while, but I got a bucketful of milk" with the man saying "But we don't have a cow."
Cuda
Memberi dont even...
is this selfcest?
CL
MemberIt has taken me 3 hours to mak a gallon of milk from Finaly got som milk from this cow
*drinks milk*
a little salty and thick.
hey wait, this isint a cow
AAAAAAUUUUGGGGGHHHH!!!!
MorphineTae
MemberWhen you milk a cow you get milk.
When you milk a bull you get a friend for life.
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