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"We've discovered an reagent that acts as an aphrodisiac to the reptilian alien species. We'll use this to aid us in our experimentation on a live captured subject; hoping to learn more about their reproductive system. We've devised several probes that can give us high quality readings by making repeated passes into the various orifices of the subject."
-"But why do they look like dildos and buttplugs?"
"Do not question our engineering team, Commander.
The subject has been safely restrained and administrated the aphrodisiac for the past 120 minutes, in addition to being given various simulations during that time...
...She seems willing to cooperate..."

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  • -"But why do they look like dildos and buttplugs?"

    How the hell else are you supposed to study the reproductive system, Commander? We have no idea whether or not these things have harmless-to-Vipers-but-lethal-to-humans STDs or something.

    Also, @ChaosBlade: regarding the notes on "Vaginal" and "Anal," I don't think those are necessary. It's saying they'll perform "Vaginal test, testing of a sex organ," and "Anal test, testing of an erogenous zone."

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  • "We've discovered an reagent that acts as an aphrodisiac to the reptilian alien species."

    Well why don't we use that to take vipers out of the fight?

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  • Dragonman119 said:
    "We've discovered an reagent that acts as an aphrodisiac to the reptilian alien species."

    Well why don't we use that to take vipers out of the fight?

    Coz then our army will be fucked XD

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