this made me chuckle

Aww she such a deer... I'll slink away in shame now

Hah! For that to work you have to pronounce it like a Canadian. God that's clever.

well, she is looking rather horny right now.

roses are red,
violets arent blue,
I suck at poems.... nice tits

fuck you people im canadian and the only speech steriotype thats actually true about us is the eh one