Um... Anger sex?

Thats how you get girls. LIE! ... and dont ever stop lying!

Well the picture itself is good, but how i hate it that it is always the most obvious pairing, or the first friend they ever meet, that the people want as a shipping.

ZombieFX said:
Thats how you get girls. LIE! ... and dont ever stop lying!

No, that's how you lose a girl. Trust me. One of my female friends found out that her suposed boyfriend had lied about everything from the start. She left him.

Wow. Just wow.

Billy_Mays said:
No, that's how you lose a girl. Trust me. One of my female friends found out that her suposed boyfriend had lied about everything from the start. She left him.

Even when i was honest with my ex, she still left me.

Billy_Mays said:
No, that's how you lose a girl. Trust me. One of my female friends found out that her suposed boyfriend had lied about everything from the start. She left him.

Might check this one out: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joke

Billy_Mays said:
No, that's how you lose a girl. Trust me. One of my female friends found out that her suposed boyfriend had lied about everything from the start. She left him.

... Shouldn't you be dead of overdose?

Scourge20 said:
Well the picture itself is good, but how i hate it that it is always the most obvious pairing, or the first friend they ever meet, that the people want as a shipping.

Then rule 34 or this site won't be busting out so many porn art every second, if that wasn't the case.

tubeku said:
Even when i was honest with my ex, she still left me.

Not everyone is meant to be with each other. App, and some people are assholes. You could've been the asshole... Or your ex-girlfriend. Or you to wear a pair of assholes who were somewhat hypocritical towards each other. Maybe your a nice guy and she wants a stronger guy? Maybe you were too strong. Maybe she's sitting at home and fingering herself while moaning your name. Who knows, bro. When sh*t happens, sh*t happens. And when sh*t happens, who you gonna see? I'll give you a hint: She's someone you acquire after you lost a girlfriend, but your heart still needs someone to love. It's also the name to a lame Fox comedy show. A new girl. Or "new gal", in my old fashioned terms.

How old are you, son?

ZombieFX said:
Might check this one out: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joke

I know. It was just so hilarious that I fell off my dinosaur.

waverun said:
... Shouldn't you be dead of overdose?

Don't worry, I know you're not the real Billy Mays.

Snort enough cocaine, and you can out run The Grim Reaper. Besides, dying is for quitters.

Billy_Mays said:
Not everyone is meant to be with each other. App, and some people are assholes. You could've been the asshole... Or your ex-girlfriend. Or you to wear a pair of assholes who were somewhat hypocritical towards each other. Maybe your a nice guy and she wants a stronger guy? Maybe you were too strong. Maybe she's sitting at home and fingering herself while moaning your name. Who knows, bro. When sh*t happens, sh*t happens. And when sh*t happens, who you gonna see? I'll give you a hint: She's someone you acquire after you lost a girlfriend, but your heart still needs someone to love. It's also the name to a lame Fox comedy show. A new girl. Or "new gal", in my old fashioned terms.

How old are you, son?

Never thought I see a post like this on here 0.0

tubeku said:
Even when i was honest with my ex, she still left me.

Women...

It's time to stop.

Billy_Mays said:
Not everyone is meant to be with each other. App, and some people are assholes. You could've been the asshole... Or your ex-girlfriend. Or you to wear a pair of assholes who were somewhat hypocritical towards each other. Maybe your a nice guy and she wants a stronger guy? Maybe you were too strong. Maybe she's sitting at home and fingering herself while moaning your name. Who knows, bro. When sh*t happens, sh*t happens. And when sh*t happens, who you gonna see? I'll give you a hint: She's someone you acquire after you lost a girlfriend, but your heart still needs someone to love. It's also the name to a lame Fox comedy show. A new girl. Or "new gal", in my old fashioned terms.

How old are you, son?

She left because I joined the Army so that I could support her.

Billy_Mays said:
No, that's how you lose a girl. Trust me. One of my female friends found out that her suposed boyfriend had lied about everything from the start. She left him.

That's how you GET girls not how you keep them.

victor0072 said:
That's how you GET girls not how you keep them.

Not in my book. Tell the truth from the start, and be you. You never know. That might get you the gal.

tubeku said:

She left because I joined the Army so that I could support her.

Oh... If I'm looking at this right; you and your gal didn't have enough money, so you joined the military to get enough. And she left you because you wanted to A: get money, B: become better, and C: serve our country? In my mind, essentially becoming a better man? I don't mean to use a JonTron reaction, but What? What The Fuck?

Billy_Mays said:
Oh... If I'm looking at this right; you and your gal didn't have enough money, so you joined the military to get enough. And she left you because you wanted to A: get money, B: become better, and C: serve our country? In my mind, essentially becoming a better man? I don't mean to use a JonTron reaction, but What? What The Fuck?

Agreed. At this point I was just like, "Well, she's just a bitch then."

Of course I was already leaning towards that when being honest with her caused her to leave...

Billy_Mays said:
Oh... If I'm looking at this right; you and your gal didn't have enough money, so you joined the military to get enough. And she left you because you wanted to A: get money, B: become better, and C: serve our country? In my mind, essentially becoming a better man? I don't mean to use a JonTron reaction, but What? What The Fuck?

I came here to fap, and ended up reading 20 lines of comments.