Thanks for the edit!

That feel when sex in the shower with alicorn Twilight will never happen to you.

But how often you find bronies that look like that in real life tho...lol

Billy_Mays said:
That feel when sex in the shower with alicorn Twilight will never happen to you.

Fret not, my crestfallen child. Virtual Reality is soon upon us all!

Anomalous said:
Fret not, my crestfallen child. Virtual Reality is soon upon us all!

Virtual reality is only sight and sound. It does not stimulate the other senses. You still can't feel her warm, soft hair. You still can't smell her ACR striped mane. You still can't taste the sweetness of her lips and skin. If I could ask a favor of the good Doctor (you know who I mean), I would ask if he could take me to Equestria. Then and only then would I have a chance. But life is not fictional. If it were, I'd be driving a Dodge Viper ACR to a German style house near Folsom Lake. The money I got from my career of being a weapon of the military. Instead, I have none of this. The only good things I have are my Apple products and the only actually awesome thing I have is my 305 V8 El Camino. Life is a nonfiction thing. We all must live with this pain, but at least it's real. I would imagine that being in heaven would be a little too fictional for everyone.

Billy_Mays said:
Virtual reality is only sight and sound. It does not stimulate the other senses. You still can't feel her warm, soft hair. You still can't smell her ACR striped mane. You still can't taste the sweetness of her lips and skin. If I could ask a favor of the good Doctor (you know who I mean), I would ask if he could take me to Equestria. Then and only then would I have a chance. But life is not fictional. If it were, I'd be driving a Dodge Viper ACR to a German style house near Folsom Lake. The money I got from my career of being a weapon of the military. Instead, I have none of this. The only good things I have are my Apple products and the only actually awesome thing I have is my 305 V8 El Camino. Life is a nonfiction thing. We all must live with this pain, but at least it's real. I would imagine that being in heaven would be a little too fictional for everyone.

I approve of your choice of car, both fictional and not. But don't forget that there is a group of people making a real life Sweetie Bot, so who's to say that someone won't make a robot Twilight which you can have sex with?

IAMINSANE7669 said:
I approve of your choice of car, both fictional and not. But don't forget that there is a group of people making a real life Sweetie Bot, so who's to say that someone won't make a robot Twilight which you can have sex with?

Excuse me, whaaaaaaaaat? May I have a link to said news? I can't seem to find it on google... Even though robot sex would be... Seemingly strange, given the context of the relationship/situation. It will be kind a like that episode of Next-Generation when Data got a girlfriend. There may be no real feelings from the machine.

Billy_Mays said:
Excuse me, whaaaaaaaaat? May I have a link to said news? I can't seem to find it on google... Even though robot sex would be... Seemingly strange, given the context of the mrelationship/situation. It will be kind a like that episode of Next-Generation when Data got a girlfriend. There may be no real feelings from the machine.

Its on EgD

starlightsparkle said:
Its on EgD

Bruh... That is fracking amazing!

ponyfox said:
But how often you find bronies that look like that in real life tho...lol

*points out military bronies*

ponyfox said:
But how often you find bronies that look like that in real life tho...lol

ExcessEmptiness said:
*points out military bronies*

Don't forget about bodybuilding bronies, biker bronies, adrenaline-junkie bronies, and The Manliest Brony.

Transhumanism folks. Singularity. We will absolutely be able to taste the sweetness of her lips and skin, feel her warm, soft hair. I just hope we still have biological urges when we get to that point in progress.

Billy_Mays said:
Virtual reality is only sight and sound. It does not stimulate the other sen... -snip-

I'm fully aware that VR is only sight and sound, seeing how I'm a fairly well-informed individual. Hard for you to know beforehand, but since you decided to tell me about it as if to educate me, I must assume you think I didn't know.

But yes, VR can affect ones mind more than with just sight and sound. It can also affect balance, and sense of being. Not saying a VR porn game is going to be anything like the real thing, but it's going to be much better than masturbating to a flat picture.

Anomalous said:
I'm fully aware that VR is only sight and sound, seeing how I'm a fairly well-informed individual. Hard for you to know beforehand, but since you decided to tell me about it as if to educate me, I must assume you think I didn't know.

But yes, VR can affect ones mind more than with just sight and sound. It can also affect balance, and sense of being. Not saying a VR porn game is going to be anything like the real thing, but it's going to be much better than masturbating to a flat picture.

Meh. I'd still prefer to actually hold Twilight's hoof and earn her love.

LightyDust said:

I am totally agree with you, friend. Just like you - i fell in love with a ponie, and it's so hard to live in this world without her. Her love, her smile, her laugh. I wish i could just touch her hoof, hug her so tight and kiss, and i would whisper to her ear that i will never, never left her alone - no matter what happens. But here, in this world, i'm alone and everything i have - is those dreams about her in my arms. Her shivering, warm body, beautiful voice and... God, i want to cry. It's so hard to think about these things and understand that i will never actually hold her in my hug. But i will hope. And i will wait...

>MFW I read that comment

This comment section pains me so.