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  • Hated, hated, HATED the recolor that that Lynx guy did, made adjustments and uploaded. My apologies to the original colorist.

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  • Shivering I watched the insect spread it's mandibles around my erection. Never had I thought that taking a career in nuclear science would prove to be so... Pleasurable.

    "Oh, god." I said, twitching as the cool slime that was the creatures saliva spread across my glans and slide down my shaft.

    The feeling of its firm maxilla and labium rubbing along my shaft and the squishy insides of its mouth pushed me to orgasm quicker than any human had been able to accomplish.

    I lay there panting as the creature looks confused from the sudden ejaculation. I smile at it in my post orgasmic state and watch it come closer to me.

    I wonder if this was a good idea. I thought, but wasn't quick enough to contemplate much more.

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  • BranislavDJ said:
    GROSS!
    >.<
    I woulnt agree beeing blowjobed by that thing even if they give me 100000000000000000000000 euros

    Oh yeah, sure, it's okay to masturbate to foxes and rabbits, but the moment we get mandibles and exoskeletons involved, it's all, "Ew, that's gross!"

    Your hypocrisy disgusts me.

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  • fourteen said:
    Oh yeah, sure, it's okay to masturbate to foxes and rabbits, but the moment we get mandibles and exoskeletons involved, it's all, "Ew, that's gross!"

    Your hypocrisy disgusts me.

    -.-
    I hate bugs.

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  • no_fun said:
    i feel sorry for the dude hes gonna loss his head in a minute

    SyKoTiC said:
    which head

    Actually, female mantids bite off the heads of their mates if they don't have a steady supply of food. Well-fed ones have been observed to NOT kill the males.

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  • AshuraK said:
    Actually, female mantids bite off the heads of their mates if they don't have a steady supply of food. Well-fed ones have been observed to NOT kill the males.

    Wikifag.

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  • AshuraK said:
    Actually, female mantids bite off the heads of their mates if they don't have a steady supply of food. Well-fed ones have been observed to NOT kill the males.

    I remember reading somewhere that with some species the males bring their mates a gift of food before mating, so that after mating they can make a quick getaway while the female's attention is on the gift.

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  • AKBAR_THE_CORNCOB said:
    douchebag dirtbag! Man, i wish you guys were saying dorr and floor...

    Just so everyone knows, i was only rhyming :p
    I wasn't actually saying that for real :p

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