sheila vixen (furafterdark and etc) created by eric schwartz
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Happy Birthday 'Murrikah!

Sheila Vixen illustrates how the United States is full-bore awesome in her own special way.

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  • United States code
    Title 4
    §8
    (d)"The flag should never be used as wearing apparel, bedding, or drapery. It should never be festooned, drawn back, nor up, in folds, but always allowed to fall free. Bunting of blue, white, and red, always arranged with the blue above, the white in the middle, and the red below, should be used for covering a speaker’s desk, draping the front of the platform, and for decoration in general."

    (j)"No part of the flag should ever be used as a costume or athletic uniform. However, a flag patch may be affixed to the uniform of military personnel, firemen, policemen, and members of patriotic organizations. The flag represents a living country and is itself considered a living thing. Therefore, the lapel flag pin being a replica, should be worn on the left lapel near the heart."

    Technically, this means you should follow sub-section(k)
    "The flag, when it is in such condition that it is no longer a fitting emblem for display, should be destroyed in a dignified way, preferably by burning"

    So is this a "Yiff in hell furfag" moment? Dunno!

    </troll>

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  • Fuck yeah, this is What makes America great! Big American furry titties!!!

    Wait.. . Fuck furries aren't real. FUCK

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  • ...Although the flag is being hung/waved inappropriately. Breasts do make for good flagpole support, just not this kind of pole.

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  • AtticusVulpes said:
    United States code
    Title 4
    §8
    (d)"The flag should never be used as wearing apparel, bedding, or drapery. It should never be festooned, drawn back, nor up, in folds, but always allowed to fall free. Bunting of blue, white, and red, always arranged with the blue above, the white in the middle, and the red below, should be used for covering a speaker’s desk, draping the front of the platform, and for decoration in general."

    (j)"No part of the flag should ever be used as a costume or athletic uniform. However, a flag patch may be affixed to the uniform of military personnel, firemen, policemen, and members of patriotic organizations. The flag represents a living country and is itself considered a living thing. Therefore, the lapel flag pin being a replica, should be worn on the left lapel near the heart."

    Technically, this means you should follow sub-section(k)
    "The flag, when it is in such condition that it is no longer a fitting emblem for display, should be destroyed in a dignified way, preferably by burning"

    So is this a "Yiff in hell furfag" moment? Dunno!

    </troll>

    That explains very nicely why I found about 20 shirts with the USA flag on them at Wal-Mart.

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  • AtticusVulpes said:
    United States code
    Title 4
    §8
    (d)"The flag should never be used as wearing apparel, bedding, or drapery. It should never be festooned, drawn back, nor up, in folds, but always allowed to fall free. Bunting of blue, white, and red, always arranged with the blue above, the white in the middle, and the red below, should be used for covering a speaker’s desk, draping the front of the platform, and for decoration in general."

    (j)"No part of the flag should ever be used as a costume or athletic uniform. However, a flag patch may be affixed to the uniform of military personnel, firemen, policemen, and members of patriotic organizations. The flag represents a living country and is itself considered a living thing. Therefore, the lapel flag pin being a replica, should be worn on the left lapel near the heart."

    Technically, this means you should follow sub-section(k)
    "The flag, when it is in such condition that it is no longer a fitting emblem for display, should be destroyed in a dignified way, preferably by burning"

    So is this a "Yiff in hell furfag" moment? Dunno!

    </troll>

    Someone somewhere took a LOT of shit way too seriously.

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  • AtticusVulpes said:
    United States code
    Title 4
    §8
    (d)"The flag should never be used as wearing apparel, bedding, or drapery. It should never be festooned, drawn back, nor up, in folds, but always allowed to fall free. Bunting of blue, white, and red, always arranged with the blue above, the white in the middle, and the red below, should be used for covering a speaker’s desk, draping the front of the platform, and for decoration in general."

    (j)"No part of the flag should ever be used as a costume or athletic uniform. However, a flag patch may be affixed to the uniform of military personnel, firemen, policemen, and members of patriotic organizations. The flag represents a living country and is itself considered a living thing. Therefore, the lapel flag pin being a replica, should be worn on the left lapel near the heart."

    Technically, this means you should follow sub-section(k)
    "The flag, when it is in such condition that it is no longer a fitting emblem for display, should be destroyed in a dignified way, preferably by burning"

    So is this a "Yiff in hell furfag" moment? Dunno!

    </troll>

    did nobody notice the word troll at the end

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