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the curse of the mummy

…also known as syphilis

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  • A 4000-year-old mummy couldn't give you syphilis. The general agreement among historians, backed up by a study conducted in 2011, is that syphilis was unknown in the Old World until brought back by Christopher Columbus's crew.

    Also, unf, undead cat pussy.

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  • Occam said:
    A 4000-year-old mummy couldn't give you syphilis. The general agreement among historians, backed up by a study conducted in 2011, is that syphilis was unknown in the Old World until brought back by Christopher Columbus's crew.

    Also, unf, undead cat pussy.

    Sted just told me he considered 'dick gangrene', but went with syphilis because he forgot it wasn't a thing in the Old World.

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  • ROTHY said:
    Sted just told me he considered 'dick gangrene', but went with syphilis because he forgot it wasn't a thing in the Old World.

    Nah, I was just being pedantic as a joke.

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