Description
These sunglasses turn any male into a shemale.
Story from Source
"Uh, free? Really? Thanks! I've never had polarized ones before. Ooh, the water looks way cool."
It's probably weird to accept a free pair of shades from some random wolf dude on the beach - but who am I to complain? They're awesome (and free)! Really lightweight, great quality, but just kinda.. tingly? Hard to say why - they seem to fit well enough. Probably just those Mai Tais getting to me. Things seem pretty different with them on - colors especially. Everything looks a bit more.. vibrant? Bubbly? Already feels so nice just to wear them! Definitely my new favorite pair of shades.
"Lookin' pretty nice back there.. but did my tail always flip and flop this much?"
I asked myself, peeking across the form-fitting tights clinging flush to my thighs with a breathy little laugh. There's certainly a bit more wobble down there and my tail hasn't stopped moving since I came back to the beach. Hopefully it won't distract too much from my rockin' tits. I keep getting way more looks now, too - it feels really nice! Who am I to turn down free drinks from cute guys? Still, it's a bit of a change from how things were, that's for sure. This one cat I met keeps trying to take me to get my nipples pierced and I'm a little hesitant about it. I mean, he's really cute and hot! I actually let him feel up my lap last night, something I've never done with a random guy before. But I think I gotta start taking it slow - y'know, before things get out of hand.
"Hey, wanna lotion my tits real quick? I can jerk you off while you do it."
Yeah, the past few weeks have been great. My phone's been blowing up non-stop with dick pics and guys looking for a quick lay. I guess word travels around fast when there's a ditzy slutfox strutting around the shoreline. School kinda got in the way, same for my job, so I had to ditch all that junk. It's alright though - all these guys I've been hooking up with are happy to pay for stuff. It's hard to think about bills when you've got big, thick, throbbing cocks on the mind 24/7. A few guys I met (who are all SO hot) are all roommates together and they've asked me to move in, free of charge. They're all really hung and hot and I bet we can fuck a lot. It sounds like a great deal! I even think that one of them is the wolf that handed me my new favorites shades a few weeks ago. What're the chances?
Zanazoth
MemberIt also changes their clothing!
dracotay
BlockedAnd they suddenly have a bottle of sunblock too.
BrownMan
Blockedwell if you read the story he changes into a she and she also changes her clothes because she's getting so much attention from all the horny guys as the beach buying her drinks and fucking her every night.
Zanazoth
Memberissa joke XD
BrownMan
Blockedwell it was a terrible joke that no one got.
EightyNine
MemberThe next person that commented immediately got the joke.
BrownMan
Blockedwell I'm sorry I didn't get it. Maybe next time
Klip
MemberNo wonder Google Glass was pulled from production so quickly
Zanazoth
MemberOhmai
Thankfully humor is subjective. Just because you didn't find it funny doesn't mean others didn't. Enjoy mate.
BrownMan
Blockedok fine, enough
Gleb AA-Gun
BlockedBuy me those glasses, one for me and many to gift my friends with. <3
BrownMan
Blockedyeah those glasses would be awesome to have.
Rainbow64
MemberThe sunglasses act like SCP-113. They may be long lost cousins.
user 152614
MemberMaybe it's manufactured by the same company that made Johnny Bravo's shades?
morriganstern
Memberthese two statements do not belong together lol
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