That escalated quickly.

What a shitty dad

The Cronus parenting method.

Then order a fucking pizza mate!!!

One day somebody has to explain to us how this is a better ending than them kissing or cuddling or SURVIVING so that they can fuck each other again. I'm constantly wondering what goes through the eater's mind.

"Welp I'm satisfied for 6-8 hours, hope I don't get bored later!"

What a great dad :D

cr1ms0nt1ger said:
The Cronus parenting method.

I've never laughed harder before in my life

dumba55cat said:
The Cronus parenting method.

Fucking brilliant

Ah yes, fuck your child and then remember that you forgot dinner so you eat them, brilliant Parenting if I do say so myself.