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  • evilfork said:
    Sir Edward van Kat will have you now.

    When I read this I totally hird The Baron from the cat returns.

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  • XxShrikexX said:
    Nothing can look more sharp than cats' claws in a tuxedo. I really have to work on finding a cat butler.

    Meow?

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  • Cat: I'm looking for someone with an accounting degree, but mainly someone who will do my worrying for me.

    Me: Excuse me?

    Cat: I worry about a lot of things, mainly money. And your job is to take all the money worries off my back.

    Me: Well, how much does this job pay?

    Cat: It will start at around $85,000.

    Me: $85,000!? How does scuch a small business afford to wage such profits!?

    Cat: That, is your first worry.

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