ouch!

3rd Strike!!!

That's pretty fucking

Two things:
First, there's a fatal flaw in OP's reasoning. Fluttershy has several phobias and appears to suffer from Social Anxiety Disorder, Twilight seems to have Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder, and there's at least one pony I know of that's almost certainly a severe schizophrenic. If mental illnesses and perversions have been cured in Equestia, cases such as these would have priority over fetishes and sexual orientations.

Second, I think it's best to say that a character's sexual orientation is unknown unless they make it clear. For instance, any married ponies are at least straight (Shining Armor, Cadance, the Cakes, etc), and we can also assume that ponies actively pursuing a relationship with the opposite sex are at least straight (Rarity, Spike, Zephyr Breeze, etc).

HarryDevil said:
Two things:
First, there's a fatal flaw in OP's reasoning. Fluttershy has several phobias and appears to suffer from Social Anxiety Disorder, Twilight seems to have Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder, and there's at least one pony I know of that's almost certainly a severe schizophrenic. If mental illnesses and perversions have been cured in Equestia, cases such as these would have priority over fetishes and sexual orientations.

Second, I think it's best to say that a character's sexual orientation is unknown unless they make it clear. For instance, any married ponies are at least straight (Shining Armor, Cadance, the Cakes, etc), and we can also assume that ponies actively pursuing a relationship with the opposite sex are at least straight (Rarity, Spike, Zephyr Breeze, etc).

You do realize the sole purpose of this pic was to troll MLP fans back in 2011? As such, the quality of its reasoning doesn't matter.

well... I´m straight too ;)
Molestia is just a trigger troll

Errr, yeah, like Steven Magnet sounded straight!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owpE3nz9frg

Trekkie1701aNX01 said:
Errr, yeah, like Steven Magnet sounded straight!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owpE3nz9frg

You'd be surprised. Sometimes a man built like duke nukem is looking for a man built like duke nukem.

kamimatsu said:
You'd be surprised. Sometimes a man built like duke nukem is looking for a man built like duke nukem.

i mean, im built like paul bunyan and im looking for paul bunyan. big strong hairy men are sexy as fuck, im gay i want a man, not a girly looking boy.