foxleader said:
see this is why other races can't be commanders.

Are you really implying that Kirk would be any better in this regard?
Pretty sure he wrote the book on how to bang alien chicks.

IndorilNerevar said:
Are you really implying that Kirk would be any better in this regard?
Pretty sure he wrote the book on how to bang alien chicks.

and stared in it's feature film adaptation

I believe it was called "Fifty Shades of Green"

poopjuice said:
I believe it was called "Fifty Shades of Green"

I thought it was 'Fifty shades of Gorn'

poopjuice said:
I believe it was called "Fifty Shades of Green"

More like "50 Shades of KHAAAAAN!!".

Relevant.

https://jenkirchner.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/captain-awesome1.jpg?w=620

What species has liquid mercury semen? .. Cannot unsee.

milestfox said:
What species has liquid mercury semen? .. Cannot unsee.

apparently Capt.James T Kirk's unique brand of homo sapien

WselfWulf said:
apparently Capt.James T Kirk's unique brand of homo sapien

would be weird if it was spock.

"...then send in the rest of the crew"? The Enterprise has somewhere around 200 crew members! Jesus Christ, woman, you're insatiable!

Amazmo said:
"...then send in the rest of the crew"? The Enterprise has somewhere around 200 crew members! Jesus Christ, woman, you're insatiable!

ya but I'm guessing only about half are male.

Stoick_The_Wolf said:
ya but I'm guessing only about half are male.

Does it look like she cares.

IndorilNerevar said:
Are you really implying that Kirk would be any better in this regard?
Pretty sure he wrote the book on how to bang alien chicks.

I believe that is a pussy not a chick.

Amazmo said:
"...then send in the rest of the crew"? The Enterprise has somewhere around 200 crew members! Jesus Christ, woman, you're insatiable!

Actually, a Constitution Class ship, the Enterprise, for example, had a crew of 430