So!
One day, while on his first ever visit to Hungary where the Fuf was created, MoP was chilling nude on her bed (summer weather with no AC is hell) contemplating suicide due to heat overdose.
Fuf suggests "HEY LETS GO TO ONE OF OUR FAMOUS SPA'S!"
MoP, desperate for comfort, agreed and was somehow able to get out of bed.
Well then, he soon regreted that decision, as it was an ALL NUDE spa. Yes, nude Hungarians having good old fashioned nudey fun was all the MoP needed to see on a hot summer day..

He eventually gave into the place as the heat was too much to take, but he mostly sat down behind a 14 year old nude Fuf who was simply enjoying the water rides and eating ice cream.

Word of advice. Hungarians have nice butt. Keep your erection well hidden at all times.