I don't know if he's going to eat him, or have sex with him but I'd be fine with eater. Maybe both!

iamFmily said:
I don't know if he's going to eat him, or have sex with him but I'd be fine with eater. Maybe both!

Naaah, our beloved Viper overlords are all friendly and kind, as you can read all about it in these ADVENT pamphlets! :D

do those pamphlets say there are rules against trying to date our beautiful overlords

Dracocrush said:
do those pamphlets say there are rules against trying to date our beautiful overlords

On the contrary, it is recommended to try! ;)

The only image of viper on this site. Be offended if you want, i mean it. And yes I'm picky.

Pehovy! said:
The only image of viper on this site. Be offended if you want, i mean it. And yes I'm picky.

I think I saw another fairly good one, but not yet posted it here.

NO! NO NO NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! IT IS EVIL! SO MANY OF MY SOLDIERS HAVE DIED TO THAT BASTARD!

Yeah, i'd let you constrict me anytime you want as long as you quit knocking me out in one turn, you overly-violent tyrant that may or may not have most of my squad smitten

Should have been harder imo
Took 2 missions and lost nobody.
Then again, his second appearance was a defense mission...
Gg Defense Turrets are perfectly balanced.