You know there's a problem when you wake up from a long night of drinking and your head isn't the only thing surprisingly achy... Particularly when your sneaky friend comes in with her shirt off, showing off piercings you definitely don't remember her having. And especially when she smirks and tells you to lift up your own top.

I don't care if we match now, Carla! This is the last time I'm ever going out on the town with you!

... And get your hand off my boob!