New avatar at last.

Flamezombie said:
For those who don't know, this is the ancient Greek myth of Pasiphae who banged a bull and as a result gave birth to minotaurs. Because noone knew how to genetics back then.

Wasn't it because the gods were dicks?

Flamezombie said:
For those who don't know, this is the ancient Greek myth of Pasiphae who banged a bull and as a result gave birth to minotaurs. Because noone knew how to genetics back then.

She was cursed.Greek myth are interesting at least in comparison with other myths.

Kaiax said:
She was cursed.Greek myth are interesting at least in comparison with other myths.

She don't look cursed.

Rontio said:
Wasn't it because the gods were dicks?

The Gods weren't dicks, they HAD dicks. And they didn't use them very responsibly. And also Social norms weren't so strict so even goddesses could engage in consensual bestiality without anything bad happening... you know except for the Minotaurs...

Flamezombie said:
For those who don't know, this is the ancient Greek myth of Pasiphae who banged a bull and as a result gave birth to minotaurs. Because noone knew how to genetics back then.

There was just one Minotaur -- it was a proper noun, not a race. But yeah, Pasiphaë did the deed and gave birth to him because her husband had promised to sacrifice a special bull to Neptune and refused to honor the bargain, so Neptune made her fall in love with the bull with sexy results.

theREALbigmacintosh said:
i don't understand why they can't do THIS in REAL LIFE! the fake cow would prevent the dick from going any further than a certain point, so it would be much saver. X3

I don't understand. Who said that they can't do that in real life? Of course they can.

Lance_Armstrong said:
She don't look cursed.

Yeah her son Minotaur went on a rampage and began killing people in their kingdom so much so that they had to lock him in a maze. So yes, cursed.

the bull looks a little fishy to me

Rontio said:
Wasn't it because the gods were dicks?

It was because gods were dicks, yes. The entirety if Greek myths can be summed up as dickish gods, basically.

Thesaurus said:
It was because gods were dicks, yes. The entirety if Greek myths can be summed up as dickish gods, basically.

The only god that I can't think of that wasn't really a dick was Hephaestus or vulcan. (depending on the name set you prefer)

stuhan12 said:
The only god that I can't think of that wasn't really a dick was Hephaestus or vulcan. (depending on the name set you prefer)

There were plenty of greek gods that weren't too bad. But, of the major gods, I'd say Hephaestus was probably the only decent fellow. Well, Hermes maybe. Though he was kinda the patron of thieves.

Hey, am I missing something? It's tagged as vore, but that's pretty obviously a fake cow thing she's in, right?

RedGFB said:
Hey, am I missing something? It's tagged as vore, but that's pretty obviously a fake cow thing she's in, right?

Its tagged as unbirthing as well :P... On my phone so I can't edit the tags.

The comments though xD

Don't forget the tale of Leda and the Swan, where Zeus takes the form of a Swan and rapes/seduces Leda in the night.

Just saw the avatar. Love it. Was actually talking about the story behind it with someone the other day.

theREALbigmacintosh said:
i don't understand why they can't do THIS in REAL LIFE! the fake cow would prevent the dick from going any further than a certain point, so it would be much saver. X3

The idea has been considered. Not me as I am not into bovines but I was consulted on the design. An artist friend who did my avatar came up with a similar concept for ladies who happen to like a real stallion in their life. It looks surprisingly workable

the ancient greeks loved kinky myths
there's one where two brothers are transformed into a stag & doe and forced to mate, with their sexes changing every year

I like the detail of the blanket and pillow. Gotta be comfy inside your fake fuck-cow.

Sukkubus said:
I don't understand. Who said that they can't do that in real life? Of course they can.

never heard or seen of anything like this.

Munkelzahn said:
the ancient greeks loved kinky myths
there's one where two brothers are transformed into a stag & doe and forced to mate, with their sexes changing every year

That's a pretty good one imo

The ancient Greeks tended to blame any behavior out of the ordinary on the gods. The gods were such jerks because the ancients believed this was a shadow world and humanity but slaves of the gods. Think of what Sims or Sonic, Mario, and Link must think of gamers who play them.

As for the story, King Minos of Crete asked Poseidon for a white bull to sacrifice in the gods' honor. Poseidon was okay with this, but Minos liked the bull so much that he reneged on the deal, substituting a lesser sacrifice for the bull. Perhaps as part of Poseidon's revenge or maybe she just had a fetish, Minos' wife Queen Pasiphaé also liked the bull, so much so that she got the genius inventor Daedalus to build her a fake cow to hide herself in so she could seduce the bull without anyone the wiser. Until she gave birth to her son Asterion, better known as the Minotaur.

The Minotaur may have been inspired by a bull cult at Crete. Basically, a bunch of priests wore bull masks and displayed a bad habit of occasionally sacrificing humans, which the Greeks had to explain in the same manner as we demonize foreigners nowadays.

Clawstripe said:
The ancient Greeks tended to blame any behavior out of the ordinary on the gods. The gods were such jerks because the ancients believed this was a shadow world and humanity but slaves of the gods. Think of what Sims or Sonic, Mario, and Link must think of gamers who play them.

As for the story, King Minos of Crete asked Poseidon for a white bull to sacrifice in the gods' honor. Poseidon was okay with this, but Minos liked the bull so much that he reneged on the deal, substituting a lesser sacrifice for the bull. Perhaps as part of Poseidon's revenge or maybe she just had a fetish, Minos' wife Queen Pasiphaé also liked the bull, so much so that she got the genius inventor Daedalus to build her a fake cow to hide herself in so she could seduce the bull without anyone the wiser. Until she gave birth to her son Asterion, better known as the Minotaur.

The Minotaur may have been inspired by a bull cult at Crete. Basically, a bunch of priests wore bull masks and displayed a bad habit of occasionally sacrificing humans, which the Greeks had to explain in the same manner as we demonize foreigners nowadays.

I didn't know about Minos skimping on a sacrifice, but Pasiphaé, supposedly blasphemed against Aphrodite by saying that she was as lovely as the goddess. And was thus caused to fall in love with the bull.

stuhan12 said:
The only god that I can't think of that wasn't really a dick was Hephaestus or vulcan. (depending on the name set you prefer)

Actually, the most benign, even almost benevolent of the gods was Hades. Contrary to what some media will tell you, Hades wasn't evil, and his domain was a waiting room, not Hell. He didn't fuck with mortals because the only reason he became Lord of the Underworld was because Zeus and Poseidon screwed him over. He knows what it feels like.

9 mouths later,will birth the first minotaur

Horse penis. Bulls don't have horse penises.

AnotherDay said:
Horse penis. Bulls don't have horse penises.

I don't think they have fins on their back either.

Loboargost said:
Actually, the most benign, even almost benevolent of the gods was Hades. Contrary to what some media will tell you, Hades wasn't evil, and his domain was a waiting room, not Hell. He didn't fuck with mortals because the only reason he became Lord of the Underworld was because Zeus and Poseidon screwed him over. He knows what it feels like.

I'm glad that you know that, hades being evil is a very misconstrued (how did I spell that correctly?) idea.

Gives a Whole new meaning to Trojan Horse.

Well, I think this is about the only greek problem not caused by Zeus not keeping it in his pants.

H3xx said:
The Gods weren't dicks, they HAD dicks. And they didn't use them very responsibly. And also Social norms weren't so strict so even goddesses could engage in consensual bestiality without anything bad happening... you know except for the Minotaurs...

greek gods werent dicks? zeus raped women as a bird, athena cursed medusa who was RAPED just because medusa was better looking than her and how dare a mortal be better looking than a god, and half the damn wars in their mythistory are started because the gods were a bunch of petty pricks not getting what they want when they want it or just plain get bored.

zoron-246 said:
greek gods werent dicks? zeus raped women as a bird, athena cursed medusa who was RAPED just because medusa was better looking than her and how dare a mortal be better looking than a god, and half the damn wars in their mythistory are started because the gods were a bunch of petty pricks not getting what they want when they want it or just plain get bored.

I suppose my joke was too obstreperous?

Funny thing is this was an actual method of torture and punishment back in the day

looks like shes fucking a hybrid bull to me. mostly bovine, part aquatic (assuming my guess at the fins is correct).

i need one of those things

Rontio said:
Wasn't it because the gods were dicks?

Dum-Dum-Tish!

Flamezombie said:
For those who don't know, this is the ancient Greek myth of Pasiphae who banged a bull and as a result gave birth to minotaurs. Because noone knew how to genetics back then.

None knew how genetics worked back then.

Munkelzahn said:
the ancient greeks loved kinky myths
there's one where two brothers are transformed into a stag & doe and forced to mate, with their sexes changing every year

Sorry for digging up a months old comment, but do you have a source for that? It sounds like something I read a long time ago but I can't find any mention of it.

i dont know how to send mail on this site yet but i love this i so wish that was me in there X3

YOU'VE BEEN SPOTTED

SilentMoon1 said:
I didn't know about Minos skimping on a sacrifice, but Pasiphaé, supposedly blasphemed against Aphrodite by saying that she was as lovely as the goddess. And was thus caused to fall in love with the bull.

You're thinking Medusa who said she was more beautiful than aphrodite, thus she got turned into a gorgon and and man that looked at her was turned to stone. as punishment for her vanity no man coul look at her

Nreed200Nick said:
You're thinking Medusa who said she was more beautiful than aphrodite, thus she got turned into a gorgon and and man that looked at her was turned to stone. as punishment for her vanity no man coul look at her

No, Medusa and Posiden were getting it on in one of Athena's temples. And Athena didn't care for that, and turned Medusa into a monster.

Loboargost said:
Actually, the most benign, even almost benevolent of the gods was Hades. Contrary to what some media will tell you, Hades wasn't evil, and his domain was a waiting room, not Hell. He didn't fuck with mortals because the only reason he became Lord of the Underworld was because Zeus and Poseidon screwed him over. He knows what it feels like.

The only fucked up thing I can recall about hades, is him forceably marrying his niece. And since she ate some pomagranite seeds (well food in general) she wasnt supposed to leave. But her mom was a bitch, and punished the whole human race for it. So Hades made a deal, that for X monthes a year, she'd stay with him, the rest with her mother. And so during the time she was away, her mother cursed humanity with poor crop conditions. (Winter) so yea, because of her reaction to him luring her away, we have seasons.

Are you comfortable with. . . .complicated machinery?

E621, come for the porn, stay for the lessons in Greek mythology.

Clawstripe said:
Think of what Sims or Sonic, Mario, and Link must think of gamers who play them.

As somebody who mostly plays MOBAs, I really can go without knowing what Tahm Kench and Draven think of me.

Wouldn't mind talking to Chen and Li Li Stormstout though.

Lance_Armstrong said:
She don't look cursed.

Ima have to agree with you.

Reat said:
E621, come for the porn, stay for the lessons in Greek mythology.

Alternatively, you could read up on bestiality as corporal punishment/torture/execution method.

Theres a reason why subjects like mythology and pre-modern era legal systems are optional studies in school.

will be a blowjob versión,please?

Pasiphaë said:
New avatar at last.

you were the one who brought me here, from that comic XD
Thought i'd take a look and see what this was all about, I thought it was vore from the thumbnail but that's actually really clever

Reat said:
E621, come for the porn, stay for the lessons in Greek mythology.

It's rather odd how often this happens

SapphireSmith9 said:
you were the one who brought me here, from that comic XD
Thought i'd take a look and see what this was all about, I thought it was vore from the thumbnail but that's actually really clever

Thank the Greeks and their Mythology. ≈{^.^}≈

Iago1 said:
There was just one Minotaur -- it was a proper noun, not a race. But yeah, Pasiphaë did the deed and gave birth to him because her husband had promised to sacrifice a special bull to Neptune and refused to honor the bargain, so Neptune made her fall in love with the bull with sexy results.

Greek mythology, you sexy messed up.

She's brave

nme22 said:
The only fucked up thing I can recall about hades, is him forceably marrying his niece. And since she ate some pomagranite seeds (well food in general) she wasnt supposed to leave. But her mom was a bitch, and punished the whole human race for it. So Hades made a deal, that for X monthes a year, she'd stay with him, the rest with her mother. And so during the time she was away, her mother cursed humanity with poor crop conditions. (Winter) so yea, because of her reaction to him luring her away, we have seasons.

So next time I have a snowball fight, I can thank Hades for marrying his niece?

Wolfmonger said:
So next time I have a snowball fight, I can thank Hades for marrying his niece?

Pretty much... But only if you live somewhere with seasons.

Am I the only one to think that looks really enjoyable?

DJCay said:
Am I the only one to think that looks really enjoyable?

no.....

Goals!

Let me just say: the thumbnail makes a lot of wrong impressions. I initially thought that this was vore.

It looks to me that the bull in pic is a transformation of Neptune/Poseidon...

btw, it's the trojan horse all over again.

From the thumbnail, this looked like extreme vore, but now I get it.

Munkelzahn said:
the ancient greeks loved kinky myths
there's one where two brothers are transformed into a stag & doe and forced to mate, with their sexes changing every year

Where can i find this? haha

Flamezombie said:
For those who don't know, this is the ancient Greek myth of Pasiphae who banged a bull and as a result gave birth to minotaurs. Because noone knew how to genetics back then.

It was actually the bears, with the Ursas?

Thing is, most of the problems mortals had with the gods can be laid at the feet of most of the gods higher in the food chain, like Zeus, Hera, Ares, Poseidon, Artemis, Athena, and Aphrodite.

For example, in the Medusa story, there is a version in which Poseidon raped her in Athena's temple, and since she couldn't act against Poseidon, who, as the God of the seas, is considerably stronger, she took it out on Medusa, who was an innocent.

Really, out of all the 'greater' gods, only Hades could really count as, well, ot 'good', but rather 'True Neutral'. Persephone wasn't even really his fault, well, the part where she had to stay, at least. She should've really known better as to eat food of the underworld, as no living or non-underworld being can eat those without being cursed. Quite similar to Izanami's fate in Shito myth, actually...

Then there's the story of Orpheus and Eurydice. Orpheus' music was so beautiful that it moved Hades to the point he readily would've let her go back to the living. In the end, it was Orpheus who screwed up and broke the conditions. At least Orpheus knew it was his own fault and had the decency to not blame Hades.

He only got his bad rep because of his domain, which was mostly associated with 'evil' by the ancient Greeks, when in acutality, Death is the only thing that's truly neutral in all things.

Most of the 'lesser' gods, like Hestia, Nemesis and others are more inclined to help mortals, hero or not and rarely, if ever screwed up or caused trouble for them, which is probably why your rarely hear about them... Not enough shit to fling for others...

Okay, rant over, it's just that Hades is my favourite God of Death/the Underworld...

And here i was, thinking I'd be the one to give flash mythology lesson

Bull: "Curses, duped again!"

Has anyone else noticed that the bull's penis is a little small compared to it's overall body size? I mean, I know not every animal has to have a massive hyper cock, but it just seems a little too... little. To me, it would look a bit better if the bull were the same size as the wooden mount. Just a thought. :I

Solegot said:
Has anyone else noticed that the bull's penis is a little small compared to it's overall body size? I mean, I know not every animal has to have a massive hyper cock, but it just seems a little too... little. To me, it would look a bit better if the bull were the same size as the wooden mount. Just a thought. :I

Bulls have a very slender but long penis compared to their body size. This can be evidenced in the fact that you can get a cane made from the penis of a bull.

H3xx said:
The Gods weren't dicks, they HAD dicks. And they didn't use them very responsibly. And also Social norms weren't so strict so even goddesses could engage in consensual bestiality without anything bad happening... you know except for the Minotaurs...

zoron-246 said:
greek gods werent dicks? zeus raped women as a bird, athena cursed medusa who was RAPED just because medusa was better looking than her and how dare a mortal be better looking than a god, and half the damn wars in their mythistory are started because the gods were a bunch of petty pricks not getting what they want when they want it or just plain get bored.

don't forget hera, conatantly punished the women zeus seduced/raped.

Pasiphaë said:
Bulls have a very slender but long penis compared to their body size. This can be evidenced in the fact that you can get a cane made from the penis of a bull.

Why would you ever want that?

Stadlen said:
Why would you ever want that?

So you can have a hat full of bomb, a fist full of penis, and a head full of empty.

Why does the bull have those fin frill things? That's clearly the only discussion happening here

Das gesamte Board hier ist voll mit potenziellen Tierfickern.

Redet es euch nur schön dass das hier ja alles "Kunst" sei - klar doch...

Munkelzahn said:
the ancient greeks loved kinky myths
there's one where two brothers are transformed into a stag & doe and forced to mate, with their sexes changing every year

Yeah I need to know this one too. I've done a lot of searching but came up zilch.

H3xx said:
The Gods weren't dicks, they HAD dicks. And they didn't use them very responsibly. And also Social norms weren't so strict so even goddesses could engage in consensual bestiality without anything bad happening... you know except for the Minotaurs...

aahhh.... the times when you could have animals mount you and not get told off.... as opposed to today where its fine to force impregnate them and all that instead.... logic?

JustPerusing88 said:
Yeah I need to know this one too. I've done a lot of searching but came up zilch.

me too x3

WHY HAVEN'T I FIND THIS SOONER

Clawstripe said:
The ancient Greeks tended to blame any behavior out of the ordinary on the gods. The gods were such jerks because the ancients believed this was a shadow world and humanity but slaves of the gods. Think of what Sims or Sonic, Mario, and Link must think of gamers who play them.

As for the story, King Minos of Crete asked Poseidon for a white bull to sacrifice in the gods' honor. Poseidon was okay with this, but Minos liked the bull so much that he reneged on the deal, substituting a lesser sacrifice for the bull. Perhaps as part of Poseidon's revenge or maybe she just had a fetish, Minos' wife Queen Pasiphaé also liked the bull, so much so that she got the genius inventor Daedalus to build her a fake cow to hide herself in so she could seduce the bull without anyone the wiser. Until she gave birth to her son Asterion, better known as the Minotaur.

The Minotaur may have been inspired by a bull cult at Crete. Basically, a bunch of priests wore bull masks and displayed a bad habit of occasionally sacrificing humans, which the Greeks had to explain in the same manner as we demonize foreigners nowadays.

Yep. That is the truth. And the true myth indeed. I do love this pic and all, but I don't think however the bull was a hybrid of sorts with fish-like fins... It was a perfect white calf though, that much is true from the original text of the myth.

Iago1 said:
There was just one Minotaur -- it was a proper noun, not a race. But yeah, Pasiphaë did the deed and gave birth to him because her husband had promised to sacrifice a special bull to Neptune and refused to honor the bargain, so Neptune made her fall in love with the bull with sexy results.

Iago1 said:
There was just one Minotaur -- it was a proper noun, not a race. But yeah, Pasiphaë did the deed and gave birth to him because her husband had promised to sacrifice a special bull to Neptune and refused to honor the bargain, so Neptune made her fall in love with the bull with sexy results.

Yep.

So in Poseiden's mind he thought as his revenge for the deception, dishonor and him being swindled: "Ah. Okay then, King Minos. You love your bull so much? I'm going to make your woman, your wife love your bull as well."

Basically.

Afterglow said:
Bull: "Curses, duped again!"

snickers. curses....

Bratty~Dragon said:
Why does the bull have those fin frill things? That's clearly the only discussion happening here

presumably it's artistic license as the bull was given to minos by Poseidon, god of the sea. while the myth just says the bull was perfect, i'd assume the artist decided since a sea god gave it to them, the bull can be a sea cow

stuhan12 said:
The only god that I can't think of that wasn't really a dick was Hephaestus or vulcan. (depending on the name set you prefer)

SilentMoon1 said:
There were plenty of greek gods that weren't too bad. But, of the major gods, I'd say Hephaestus was probably the only decent fellow. Well, Hermes maybe. Though he was kinda the patron of thieves.

hades is an okay guy. really his demonization is caused by sharing his name with his domain which was translated into and equivocated with the jewish Hell.

Loboargost said:
Actually, the most benign, even almost benevolent of the gods was Hades. Contrary to what some media will tell you, Hades wasn't evil, and his domain was a waiting room, not Hell. He didn't fuck with mortals because the only reason he became Lord of the Underworld was because Zeus and Poseidon screwed him over. He knows what it feels like.

on top of which, stop and consider that Hades was the only god of the entire freaking pantheon that actually did his job on a regular basis. Almost nobody ever escaped his realm while zeus screwed around the world and Poseidon spent most of his time lounging around. Hades was(to my knowledge) the only god who didnt father any demigods. Sure, he was basically a creeper who kidnapped a pretty girl and forced her to live with him, but remember, that Zeus and
Poseidon locked him in the underworld because it was something they didnt want to do. I can honestly say, if I were stuck in a desolate underground realm with no happiness whatsoever, I'd probably turn into a creeper too. Come to think of it, Hades was the original Basement Dweller XD

WTF

cjkrythos said:
on top of which, stop and consider that Hades was the only god of the entire freaking pantheon that actually did his job on a regular basis. Almost nobody ever escaped his realm while zeus screwed around the world and Poseidon spent most of his time lounging around. Hades was(to my knowledge) the only god who didnt father any demigods. Sure, he was basically a creeper who kidnapped a pretty girl and forced her to live with him, but remember, that Zeus and
Poseidon locked him in the underworld because it was something they didnt want to do. I can honestly say, if I were stuck in a desolate underground realm with no happiness whatsoever, I'd probably turn into a creeper too. Come to think of it, Hades was the original Basement Dweller XD

Hestia also did her job juuuuuust fine. Tended the hearth of Mount Olympus, gave up her throne for a fellow god, is completely content where she is.

This has to be one of the more amazing images I've seen, with one of the best sets of comments ever! I am enraptured twice over!

If Zeus knew how to keep his dick in his pants, none of the Greek Monsters would've exist in the first place.

oh BOY. KNOWLEDGE.

plz make even more of pasiphae_structure.

Pasiphaë said:
New avatar at last.

It began here, and now it has ended.
Rest in Peace Pasiphae.

tobias2287 said:
Well, I think this is about the only greek problem not caused by Zeus not keeping it in his pants.

You've never actually read Greek mythology before, have you?

this is my fetish but with horses

Kaiax said:
She was cursed.Greek myth are interesting at least in comparison with other myths.

Egyptian myths are cool too...

all time fav pic

neat

Oh cool. A myth!

is it weird that i can actually see this be something that happened in the past?

I need to try this out sometime...

Sn8k77 said:
Gives a Whole new meaning to Trojan Horse.

Now, that's a load of bull :)

Rontio said:
Wasn't it because the gods were dicks?

Just go ahead and sum up 99% of greek mythology why don't you

SilentMoon1 said:
There were plenty of greek gods that weren't too bad. But, of the major gods, I'd say Hephaestus was probably the only decent fellow. Well, Hermes maybe. Though he was kinda the patron of thieves.

Actually, Hermes is he one who sent a hawk to devour Prometheus's stomach everyday because he gave fire to the humans

Leftoverfiend said:
So you can have a hat full of bomb, a fist full of penis, and a head full of empty.

fucking marry me

I don't know what I was expecting in these comments but it wasn't one of the best one liners in all of Homestuck XD

I FOUND THE BOTTOM OF THE COMMENTS!!!

Great... Where's Theseus when you need him?

Mojito77 said:
For those who don't know, this is the ancient Greek myth of Pasiphae who banged a bull and as a result gave birth to minotaurs. Because noone knew how to genetics back then.

1. Apparently “noone” in this modern age understands that the phrase “no one” consists of two separate words. I weep for the gene pool.

2. It’s mythology, absolutely anything can happen.

3. It wasn’t an ordinary bull. It was a magical bull created by Poseidon. So there’s no reason why it couldn’t impregnate a human woman.

Rontio said:
Wasn't it because the gods were dicks?

Basically both the Myth and Gods being Pricks...

Where do I find more of this?

rontio said:
Wasn't it because the gods were dicks?

yES. gREEK gODS CAN BE DICKS AND JERKS TOO. Zeus is very much a perv who sleeps with any pretty little thing that cathes his fancy.

wolfmonger said:
So next time I have a snowball fight, I can thank Hades for marrying his niece?

It actually Hades fault why she was mad. If he did not trick her daughter she would not be mad at humanity. so Fuk you Hades for tricking her by not TELLING her not to eat his fruit from his domain.

simply amazing,

lance_armstrong said:
She don't look cursed.

I thought we weren't allowed to comment things like that?

Like, genuinely asking..

greens said:
I thought we weren't allowed to comment things like that?

Like, genuinely asking..

Nope, it's comments like this you want to avoid making: https://e621.net/comments/5374945

lance_armstrong said:
She don't look cursed.

You are my new favorite staff at e621, in between this, the janitor pun on the Undertale post, and that perfect avatar, I think you're deserving!

pasiphaë said:
Don't forget the tale of Leda and the Swan, where Zeus takes the form of a Swan and rapes/seduces Leda in the night.

A good portion of Greek mythology can be summed up as "unfortunately, Zeus was feeling horny."

silentmoon1 said:
There were plenty of greek gods that weren't too bad. But, of the major gods, I'd say Hephaestus was probably the only decent fellow. Well, Hermes maybe. Though he was kinda the patron of thieves.

Apollo wasn't too bad either from the myths that I read

Wow the new bronze and bull is looking looking sus Hey why don't we light a fire under this anymore... You're using it for what!?

lance_armstrong said:
Nope, it's comments like this you want to avoid making: https://e621.net/comments/5374945

The comments have the same content, but one is less direct... This isn't exactly helpful.

greens said:
The comments have the same content, but one is less direct... This isn't exactly helpful.

lmao

rontio said:
Wasn't it because the gods were dicks?

That and the fact that the only two wholesome gods are Eros and Hades (I said his name out loud like one of the Fates from Hercules XD)

silentmoon1 said:
I didn't know about Minos skimping on a sacrifice, but Pasiphaé, supposedly blasphemed against Aphrodite by saying that she was as lovely as the goddess. And was thus caused to fall in love with the bull.

Even worse she was punished not for calling herself as lovely but for accepting others saying it to her and not telling them to stop.

loboargost said:
Actually, the most benign, even almost benevolent of the gods was Hades. Contrary to what some media will tell you, Hades wasn't evil, and his domain was a waiting room, not Hell. He didn't fuck with mortals because the only reason he became Lord of the Underworld was because Zeus and Poseidon screwed him over. He knows what it feels like.

He is also one of if not the most loyal to his wife out of all the gods and whenever he did have an affair he was open about it and even told Persephone about them if she asked.

from the thumbnail i thought this was her being fucked after being anally vored and was just like 'just another day on e6'