Creationist Cat, also known as The Lord's Chosen Cat, or simply CC, is a real talking house cat that was zapped by god through the internet, giving him the knowledge to battle the evils of atheism and science worship with cold, hard, feline logic.

He owns a hideous human slave by the name of Vadim Newquist (as allowed by scripture) who people have accused of being CC himself.

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