Kaiser Scottimus "Scoopy" von Kirkus III, more popularly known as just Scotty (born July 1987), more commonly known as the Egg Bitch, is TJ's younger brother/shit-stain and co-host of The Drunken Peasants. The two grew up in Pandeville, Louisiana and they eventually both settled in Columbus, Ohio. Scotty quickly took control over the city and instated himself as Kaiser. They met Ben and subsequently formed the podcast the wiki you're reading is based off.

Initially just a guest on the show, Scotty has become a mainstay when not off vacationing in the north. He is the eye candy of the podcast, and doesn't contribute to anything intellectually. Many fans despise Scotty and his unappealing bitch attitude, often rejoicing whenever he doesn't appear.

http://drunken-peasants-podcast.wikia.com/wiki/Scotty_Kirk