kijetesantakalu
any animal from the Procyonidae family, such as raccoons, coatis, kinkajous, olingos, ringtails and cacomistles | ALT any animal from the Musteloidea superfamily, including raccoons, weasels, otters, skunks, and red pandas
- lipu linku

kijetesantakalu (/ˈkijetesantakalu/) is a joke word from the constructed microlanguage Toki Pona, first publicized on April Fool's Day of 2009. It has since become a well-known "essential" addition to the vocabulary (nimi ku suli) and an unofficial mascot of sorts for the language's community, involved in shenanigans such as speaking Toki Pona and stealing mushrooms.