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The pork chops on my end actually taste good when they are braised first and then grilled again (I'm so hungry)

Daleport996

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simjackruby said:
>be tax woman as a career
>see tax evasion joke on the forum im browsing
>"Hell yeah more power to you. Don't get caught."
>Scrolls on

So, funny story, my acquaintance whom I don't remember the name right now used to do business for years before realizing that he had to pay taxes. Apparently nobody caught on to him. He only realized because of an old business textbook he happened to recall one particular day.

My country's having some revamp of its tax laws in 2024. I'm not yet sure of what that entails, but might as well just start paying the government with horny people's money. You know, if I actually am going to do it.

simjackruby

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Daleport996 said:
I'm bored right now. I'm thinking of letting strangers give me money in exchange of PNGs both of us can do the self love to.

Also thinking of making an SFW alt, so the tax people won't be mad at me for profiting off NSFW content. Not that I'm going to if a tax person happens to read this.

>be tax woman as a career
>see tax evasion joke on the forum im browsing
>"Hell yeah more power to you. Don't get caught."
>Scrolls on

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    simjackruby

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    man i have a lot to learn about formatting here. cool features tho, looking forward to it

    Daleport996

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    I'm bored right now. I'm thinking of letting strangers give me money in exchange of PNGs both of us can do the self love to.

    Also thinking of making an SFW alt, so the tax people won't be mad at me for profiting off NSFW content. Not that I'm going to if a tax person happens to read this.

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    Daleport996

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    TheHuskyK9 said:
    Lethal Company vs Harmless Individual

    I'm kinda annoyed at my brother for obsessing over Algebra Underscore. But I was pretty excited when GiveBottom released version 2.2 today. More than when Woodsun Games released the trailer for Minuscule Charity Manual VI.

    W0LFB3AT5

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    Holy shit there’s an actual website called “character.ai” where you can interact with any fictional character in realtime chat.

    Isn’t this like a little kids dream? Lol

    user 1005864

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    wickedFauna said:
    So, the E621_HATER got banned a few minutes ago. and, i mean, yhey were obviously a troll, but I found it funny, right, it's less offensive if you think it's a joke. I wonder, if I had answered to one of their comments and they answered back,what would've happened, how it would've been

    I feel sorry for the mods who probably have to ban like 10 of em every month

    Daleport996

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    Finally done with the final subject of the final exam. Kinda annoying how you can't reference the Quran this time, unlike the midterms. And none of the verses I actually memorized showed up!

    Yeah, religion is a mandatory subject. That's annoying in itself.

    wickedFauna

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    So, the E621_HATER got banned a few minutes ago. and, i mean, yhey were obviously a troll, but I found it funny, right, it's less offensive if you think it's a joke. I wonder, if I had answered to one of their comments and they answered back,what would've happened, how it would've been

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    W0LFB3AT5

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    coyotebear said:

    ...

    Vufly,

    you say things like that
    and I envision a bathtub
    and I worry.

    then I remember you are a pretty solid d00d, and I worry less.


    please don't worry us like that; it probably got knocked into the sink or somesuch ...

    That’s the thing- You get bored sometimes that you say stupid shit that’s not true… :3

    coyotebear

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    Kadarius Toney

    you need to be put on waivers,
    reassigned to the practice squad (if no other team is insane or desperate enough to claim your droppy-ass-hands)

    where the coaching staff beats you with a stick every time you drop a ball.

    coyotebear

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    W0LFB3AT5 said:
    I found out the hard way that my toaster is waterproof…


    ...

    Vufly,

    you say things like that
    and I envision a bathtub
    and I worry.

    then I remember you are a pretty solid d00d, and I worry less.


    please don't worry us like that; it probably got knocked into the sink or somesuch ...

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    Daleport996

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    W0LFB3AT5 said:
    There’s a multiverse out there somewhere that probably does just as that.

    And I hate myself to even think about it…

    Oh boy. There are universes where the stuff I've drawn actually happened. That's actually kinda cool, but now I'm upset that I'm stuck in this boring one.

    user 1583451

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    ohhhh yeah... i need to *cracks open a cold one* *cracks open a cold one* *cracks open a colder one* chill........ *cracks open a spine* OUCH!

    Daleport996

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    Fanican said:
    I want to find Homer Simpson x Shrek art one day, so I can say I'm a homershreksual.

    I'm groening so hard right now. I hope that dream works out for you.

    You can probably ask an artist. Just don't let them think you're a simp, son. Or else it's gonna be all ogre from there.

    Hacker001

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    pc-king said:
    Here are some of the frames I could see by pausing but it only lasts for like a second https://imgur.com/a/FXWxWbK along with some audio that sounds like a male voice saying "do what" As to the how one of the things I like to do as a weird hobby is look at random data that's been added onto the end of files. I've got a python script that can scan pictures and saves any data that's been appended to the end of jpg png or gif files. Most of the time it's boring but sometimes I find artists comments, meme copy pasta, and other oddities like https://e621.net/tickets/47183 way back when people use to add random files to stuff. thankfully that's not much of an issue anymore.

    That is wonderful and you're wonderful for doing this.
    As for the video on that one post, I assume it's just something that was overwritten in a weird way. Hard drives are very strange in how they work...

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