Durandal said:
The trick is to practice with the flat side of a pen first.

Or you could use a mechanical eraser. These things a pretty dang neat.

Halite said:
Anything that results in you breaking one of your own teeth counts as stupid.

Definitely agree.

Discover this page.

Darkcelona said:
Discover this page.

That's the worst website. Ever.

Lizardite said:
That's the worst website. Ever.

And I regret everything I did there.

Darkcelona said:
Discover this page.

Yo no hablo espanol

Tokaido said:
Yo no hablo espanol

The "Yo" is redundant.

I should know; I only failed one semester of Spanish.

Tokaido said:
Yo no hablo espanol

Que es funnyjunk en español.

Tokaido said:
Yo no hablo espanol

Talar du svenska?
Parli italiano?
Je kuongea Kiswahili?
你會說中國人嗎？
An bhfuil tú Gaeilge a labhairt?
Govorite li hrvatski?
당신은 한국어를합니까?
Puhutko suomea?
Parlez-vous français?

parasprite said:
Que es funnyjunk en español.

NOOOO, No sir, is worse much worse, if you visit that page you will be doomed, you will be in hell already!!.

Darkcelona said:
Talar du svenska?
Parli italiano?
Je kuongea Kiswahili?
你會說中國人嗎？
An bhfuil tú Gaeilge a labhairt?
Govorite li hrvatski?
당신은 한국어를합니까?
Puhutko suomea?
Parlez-vous français?

NOOOO, No sir, is worse much worse, if you visit that page you will be doomed, you will be in hell already!!.

Ich spreche ein wenig Deutsch.

Você fala português?

Spañol? Yo siento que puedo españolar a vontade.

i don't speak spanish but i do speak portuguese!

Just_Another_Dragon said:
Você fala português?

Spañol? Yo siento que puedo españolar a vontade.

i don't speak spanish but i do speak portuguese!

Portuguese is just Spanish in a Portuguese accent.

Halite said:
Ich spreche ein wenig Deutsch.

Es tut mir leid, aber, nach den Ereignissen des 20 Jahrhunderts, ich bin nicht daran interessiert, in Deutschland

Just_Another_Dragon said:
Você fala português?

Spañol? Yo siento que puedo españolar a vontade.

i don't speak spanish but i do speak portuguese!

Eu não posso falar português, é muito sensual para mim.

Darkcelona said:
Es tut mir leid, aber, nach den Ereignissen des 20 Jahrhunderts, ich bin nicht daran interessiert, in Deutschland

Eu não posso falar português, é muito sensual para mim.

Yeah, not that much.

Halite said:
Yeah, not that much.

I am talking about the disappointment of the 98 World Cup.

Darkcelona said:
Es tut mir leid, aber, nach den Ereignissen des 20 Jahrhunderts, ich bin nicht daran interessiert, in Deutschland

Yeah, that is nice and all, but it's wrong.

Es tut mir leider aber, nach den Ereignissen des 20.[this period is important to imply it's the twentieth, not just twenty] Jahrhunderts, bin ich nicht daran interessiert in Deutschland... [what? The sentence is incomplete, what do you not want to do in germany?]

You come into MY house. etc etc

I speak fluent nerd. Come on, somebody ask me what the differences between Beholders and Spectators are, I dare ya!

Does anybody else know how fucking BAD ASS a Glitter Boy is? I bet you don't.

Everyone likes to show off how fluent they are with second and third languages...

Me? I hardly speak fluent English

I speak fluent EN-US. I am also nearly fluent in EN-GB, EN-CA, and EN-AU. I'm practically a polyglot!

I speak fluent eb- I mean, AAVE.

I can speak at least 3 languages but none of them is fluent :I

tfkcex said:
I can speak at least 3 languages but none of them is fluent :I

Well with that logic I can speak almost any language, so long as it exists in google translate :P

No Esperanto?

Can we go back to the part where we talk about Stupid stuff that we did in the past, like when I burned half of my bedroom when I was a kid? or when i started to write crap in different languages?.

Darkcelona said:
Can we go back to the part where we talk about Stupid stuff that we did in the past, like when I burned half of my bedroom when I was a kid? or when i started to write crap in different languages?.

I made the horrible mistake of trying to learn another language. Now I need a transfusion, because my blood isn't American anymore.

Darkcelona said:
Can we go back to the part where we talk about Stupid stuff that we did in the past, like when I burned half of my bedroom when I was a kid? or when i started to write crap in different languages?.

You know what pisses me off? The music industry. Everything about it. Fucking legalized crime.

RustyDildos said:
Everyone likes to show off how fluent they are with second and third languages...

Me? I hardly speak fluent English

I can speak English fluently but I can hardly understand what others say to me :V

Tokaido said:
You know what pisses me off? The music industry. Everything about it. Fucking legalized crime.

Worst than the micro-transactions in videogames? A.K.A: Pay-To-Win, I don't think so.

Darkcelona said:
Worst than the micro-transactions in videogames? A.K.A: Pay-To-Win, I don't think so.

Welcome to the Freemium Mobile era, where you can pay to play instead of waiting 20 hours.

Just_Another_Dragon said:
Welcome to the Freemium Mobile era, where you can pay to play instead of waiting 20 hours.

That sounds like a giant scam

Shhh, Don't try to give any ideas to EA, King or any other "ultra-modern" Game dev company with putrid standards.

Darkcelona said:
Shhh, Don't try to give any ideas to EA, King or any other "ultra-modern" Game dev company with putrid standards.

Honestly, what EA does is not nearly as bad as "Free-to-play" games. Those are basically creating addictions.

Durandal said:
Honestly, what EA does is not nearly as bad as "Free-to-play" games. Those are basically creating addictions.

Since Dungeon Keeper for Mobiles, I have a deep and personal hate against EA, Dungeon Keeper was one of my truly favourite franchises.

I played the free version of Angry Birds without turning on airplane mode once.

Never again.

Tokaido said:
I speak fluent nerd. Come on, somebody ask me what the differences between Beholders and Spectators are, I dare ya!

Does anybody else know how fucking BAD ASS a Glitter Boy is? I bet you don't.

What the hell is a Beholder? Spectator in what context?

Lizardite said:
I can speak English fluently but I can hardly understand what others say to me :V

Discovering pacface was a pretty dumb thing to have done, I gotta say. Worse yet is the :Y face.

parasprite said:
I played the free version of Angry Birds without turning on airplane mode once.

Never again.

Wait... What is this "Airplane" mode? I have it on my phone but I don't understand what it does?

Furrin_Gok said:
What the hell is a Beholder? Spectator in what context?

A beholder is basically an angry giant floating eye thing with eyestalk tentacles that casts lots of annoying magic (just google "beholder" and you'll get an idea). A spectator is essentially a smaller, more passive version of a beholder.

Furrin_Gok said:

Wait... What is this "Airplane" mode? I have it on my phone but I don't understand what it does?

Airplane mode disables cell/wifi/bluetooth/GPS/etc. all in one button. Many games pull ads from servers over the internet, but with some games if you turn airplane mode on before launching, it won't show any ads because it can't access them. Also, if you're low on battery it's a handy way to temporarily save power (as opposed to wasting power waiting for it to turn off).

Furrin_Gok said:
Wait... What is this "Airplane" mode? I have it on my phone but I don't understand what it does?

Airplane mode turns your phone into an unmanned aerial vehicle.

Furrin_Gok said:

Wait... What is this "Airplane" mode? I have it on my phone but I don't understand what it does?

It turns off all the antennas in the phone. So it cuts off the cell network, wifi, bluetooth, and so on. In some models you can then turn wifi and bluetooth back on without leaving airplane mode if you wish (this is useful because bluetooth is permitted while in flight, and wifi is permitted while in flight if the aircraft offers it, but connections to the mobile network are always forbidden while in flight).

Outside of airplanes, it is a handy way to disconnect the phone from the internet entirely. This can be used to avoid annoying ads in apps, since without an internet connection the ads can't be retrieved.

Learning to draw. Totally fucking pointless.

Few days ago I stabbed my gum with my toothbrush, Hard.

There's been a weird bruise on my gum ever since....

How stupid must you be to stab yourself that hard with a toothbrush!?

Furrin_Gok said:
What the hell is a Beholder? Spectator in what context?

Behold the majesty of the mighty Eye Tyrant, a true Beholder, and its weaker cousin, the Spectator. They're iconic D&D monsters that have worked their way into many other things, mostly movies and video games.

You weren't even a little curious about Glitter Boys? They're actually pretty cool, they just had the unfortunate luck of being named in the 80's or thereabouts. They're 1 ton, 10 foot, bad ass mech suits that carry one of the biggest guns in their respective world, and are completely impervious to energy based weapons due to their reflective armor. Rumor has it the designs were created by gods, but that knowledge has been lost to the ravages of time.

parasprite said:
...A spectator is essentially a smaller, more passive version of a beholder...

Hah, passive beholder, that's an oxymoron on the level of "jumbo shrimp." :P

Tokaido said:
Behold the majesty of the mighty Eye Tyrant, a true Beholder, and its weaker cousin, the Spectator. They're iconic D&D monsters that have worked their way into many other things, mostly movies and video games.

Oh. So Beholders have ten, while Spectators have five eyes. It's like with Yokai Kitsune (or is it the other way around), more tails means more power.

Tokaido said:
You weren't even a little curious about Glitter Boys? They're actually pretty cool, they just had the unfortunate luck of being named in the 80's or thereabouts. They're 1 ton, 10 foot, bad ass mech suits that carry one of the biggest guns in their respective world, and are completely impervious to energy based weapons due to their reflective armor. Rumor has it the designs were created by gods, but that knowledge has been lost to the ravages of time.

Oh, I didn't even notice that line. Huh, interesting.

When I was 5 my sister and I were having a race. I looked over my shoulder to check how far back she was. Then I slammed into the front of a parked car. My face and my scrotum were cut open and I bleed everywhere.

JazztheJizz said:
My face and my scrotum were cut open and I bleed everywhere.

I'll just be over here, clenching my legs together

Remember how I mention that I burned half of my room when I was a kid?.

It was seriously.

When I was 8 years old. I used to have a secret Hobby, collect Lighters. One day I failed in a test and my parents were really mad about it, so to punish me they took my Console away, later they decided to leave the house, I didn't care why and the day was passing so slow and boring. Until I remembered my lighters, so I picked 4 and I started to turn on fire little things, like pieces of paper and yarn until I eventually end up making a "campfire" with a pile of yarn and paper, I liked how the fire was growing. So I started to throw toys and clothes that I didn't like to it. the fire quickly turn off but I could get rid off the burned stuff, The ashes or the scorch in the floor and walls it happened in a corner I simply leave it there. Since that little accident they didn't let me to get near of anything that can produce fire.

Darkcelona said:
Remember how I mention that I burned half of my room when I was a kid?.

It was seriously.

When I was 8 years old. I used to have a secret Hobby, collect Lighters. One day I failed in a test and my parents were really mad about it, so to punish me they took my Console away, later they decided to leave the house, I didn't care why and the day was passing so slow and boring. Until I remembered my lighters, so I picked 4 and I started to turn on fire little things, like pieces of paper and yarn until I eventually end up making a "campfire" with a pile of yarn and paper, I liked how the fire was growing. So I started to throw toys and clothes that I didn't like to it. the fire quickly turn off but I could get rid off the burned stuff, The ashes or the scorch in the floor and walls it happened in a corner I simply leave it there. Since that little accident they didn't let me to get near of anything that can produce fire.

This makes me really glad that I have no intention of having babies.

1) Doing an acid attack on my father, lucky to survive.

2) Sending hate letters to my school consulter, I got caught red handed and schoolmen talking with parents took for days and I got beated very hard by my parents.

alirezatm said:
1) Doing an acid attack on my father, lucky to survive.

So the worst thing you've ever done is attempted murder.

Lance_Armstrong said:
So the worst thing you've ever done is attempted murder.

I was really lucky to end without even burning his body. Only his cloth got destroyed, his body for holy luck had no problem.

So it's not just muslims who perform acid attacks on people they don't like!

alirezatm said:
I was really lucky to end without even burning his body. Only his cloth got destroyed, his body for holy luck had no problem.

Well, I'm sure you were justified. You were, right?

Ryuzaki_Izawa said:
Well, I'm sure you were justified. You were, right?

Granted we don't know the story, but I don't think anything justifies a death by acid.

SirBrownBear said:
Granted we don't know the story, but I don't think anything justifies a death by acid.

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SirBrownBear said:
Granted we don't know the story, but I don't think anything justifies a death by acid.

Except vengeance for murdering someone with death by acid for murder of someone by death by acid!

SirBrownBear said:
Granted we don't know the story, but I don't think anything justifies a death by acid.

Idk, when billy stole my lunch money back in the 4th grade, yeah. He deserves acid death.

Why even bother with acid? Do you know the kind of mess that would make? Save yourself the trouble and use liquid nitrogen instead.

you guys are fucked up

anyway, I....literally nothing I could think of could match some of these answers here. Fuck I'm glad to have a boring life.

hmm...I was a bit of a little shit as a kid. Was a bully, but tiny as fuck so nothing physical. If I could go back, I would've kept my mouth shut in a lot of situations

I once installed bonzi buddy.

This thread makes me realize how intelligent I've been my entire life, even when I was a child and possessed a vastly limited number of active neurons and synapses.

I tried to show off after getting my driver's license, and ended up sideways on the road with both of the front wheels stuck in a ditch. But it was an empty country road and there was no danger of colliding with anything. So I consider it to be more embarrassing than dumb.

But that's the worst that I can think of, and I feel kind of out of place in this thread. How are you folks even still alive...?

SirBrownBear said:
Granted we don't know the story, but I don't think anything justifies a death by acid.

It was just a stupid decision I took as an angry teenager. I' m happy at least this came to my mind to use a high-pH acid.

Anyway, this ultimately stupid decision has nothing to justify. Biggest mistake of my life.

Ozelot said:
This thread makes me realize how intelligent I've been my entire life, even when I was a child and possessed a vastly limited number of active neurons and synapses.

Is there ever a moment when you're not stroking your self inflated ego?

ThatBIackGuy said:
Is there ever a moment when you're not stroking your self inflated ego?

Maybe you should read that more carefully.

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Ozelot said:
This thread makes me realize how intelligent I've been my entire life, even when I was a child and possessed a vastly limited number of active neurons and synapses.

Sorry dude, but you're wrong: forum #150236

Funny thing is that I was actually looking it I had replied to this thread (and I did: forum #134889)

Anyways, might as well contribute to the thread.

I was/still am a pretty cautious kid/adult, so I didn't really do much that would make for an interesting story.

But when I was about 14 or so I was hanging out with some friends, and, well... talking about porn. After a while we got into the "what's your fetish/thing you like" and so on. (We were all "furries" to some degree, they would later become bronies many years afterwards.) They listed off the standard stuff large breasted characters in general and characters like Krystal and Renamon, basically full grown anthros. I, on the other hand replied with something along the lines of "I like small, cute animals." I was into a ton of stuff at the time ranging from pokemon to just random characters from a ton of kemono artists, and at the time of this story happening discovered Jewel Pet, so I presented my friends with these,
http://wildcritters.ws/data/e438702e832dae32b77d09841ff29e7d.jpg
http://wildcritters.ws/data/b37c93419ecbb04f9362ee6043da77a7.jpg
http://wildcritters.ws/data/cfdf2d2f4b879fe79775873e0c9f8918.jpg
http://wildcritters.ws/data/440000e135656289c5c0ab3ad1d35e5f.jpg
and a few others I can't really remember

Lets just say it was made apparent very quickly that we had VASTLY different interests. But luckily for me I had known them long enough and was close enough for them to be like brothers, so they just sorta shrugged it off as weird, but alright, and left it at that.

Not "too" bad overall, but considering what it was that could have turned messy real fast.

Oh, I remembered something else:

3) On 7th grade one of our teachers collected our homeworks, and I didn't do it so I gave an empty paper and teacher forgot to take the papers after class with himself and I threw them in the trash can.

That teacher came to class with the manager a few hours later, and the manager said the person who did this will be fired and should confess now.
I didn't confess.

Seems like the teacher found who did this, but didn't tell the manager because of his kindness, in the next sessions he told me: Sup, Trash man?
And that really made me embarrassed.

Ozelot said:
Maybe you should read that more carefully.

And what else is there to see? Give that quote and your overall demeanor around here my point still stands.

Bought Sonic Boom.

That's all I could really think of...

Blazikendude said:
Bought Sonic Boom.

That's all I could really think of...

You guys have some fucked up stories...

I have the most fucked up story of anyone here.
I played through Sonic 2006 in its entirety. It is the only Sonic game I have played (my SO's brother owned it and I just had to borrow it because of its reputation).

Lance_Armstrong said:
No Esperanto?

Here you go.

Fenrick said:
I have the most fucked up story of anyone here.
I played through Sonic 2006 in its entirety. It is the only Sonic game I have played (my SO's brother owned it and I just had to borrow it because of its reputation).

I think Sonic 06 is better than Sonic Boom.

At least with Sonic 06 you can have legitimate fun with the glitches. Sonic 06 is bad to the point you can enjoy it's badness.

Ryuzaki_Izawa said:
Well, I'm sure you were justified. You were, right?

i'd love to live in your world, where bad things only happen to bad people and good things only happen to good people

Set off an alarm at a restaurant by opening an emergency exit door...didn't read the EXIT sign above.
To be fair, I was 10 at the time during.

ElctrcBoogalord said:
Set off an alarm at a restaurant by opening an emergency exit door...didn't read the EXIT sign above.
To be fair, I was 10 at the time during.

That's tame compared to the other stuff on here.

What restaurant was it?

I was cleaning my rifle in a grassy knoll when it accidently discharged and killed some important guy in a convertible with his wife.

Everyone freaked out and I got scared so I left without owning up