Blazikendude said:
That's tame compared to the other stuff on here.

What restaurant was it?

Don't remember the name, but as my family and I were leaving, we saw a fire truck pass by us..the sirens were on.

ElctrcBoogalord said:
Don't remember the name, but as my family and I were leaving, we saw a fire truck pass by us..the sirens were on.

Good thing you guys didn't stick around. That fine would have been hefty.

RustyTorpedo said:
I was cleaning my rifle in a grassy knoll when it accidently discharged and killed some important guy in a convertible with his wife.

Everyone freaked out and I got scared so I left without owning up

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

Cynosure said:
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

JFK JOKE RIGHT? IT TOOK ME A WHILE

Correct

Now I wonder what people think of me after reading my post. Probably it's not good.

alirezatm said:
Now I wonder what people think of me after reading my post. Probably it's not good.

Caring what people think of you on the internet. The dumbest thing anyone has ever done.

aurel said:
Something you should try.

whooooooooooosh

forgot how old I was on my birthday.

I'm not joking.

when I was at high school I just dropped a really long-booger with blood on my shirt and hand it was sticky and long in the middle of the class

should see this
-> https://youtu.be/ePQGQxcP3Iw

CG550 said:
when I was at high school I just dropped a really long-booger with blood on my shirt and hand it was sticky and long in the middle of the class

should see this
-> https://youtu.be/ePQGQxcP3Iw

After reading that post, suffice to say, I ain't clickin dat shit

CG550 said:
when I was at high school I just dropped a really long-booger with blood on my shirt and hand it was sticky and long in the middle of the class

should see this
-> https://youtu.be/ePQGQxcP3Iw

that sure was something

have you ever seen cyst videos?

Knotty_Curls said:
that sure was something

have you ever seen cyst videos?

We were all waiting for that moment

I was sitting around with a bunch of other guys in a machine shop watching an NC mill and one was hitting another guy in the steel toed boots with a hammer. So I told him to do me next. I was NOT wearing steel toes but he did it anyway and it hurt like hell. I still don't know why I asked him to. I've done dumber shit but I can't think of it right now

Not the absolute dumbest thing I've done but the most recent; I opened a door into my head the other day.
The corner hit me.
It still hurts :c

Fenrick said:
Not the absolute dumbest thing I've done but the most recent; I opened a door into my head the other day.
The corner hit me.
It still hurts :c

Those few seconds where the only thing running through your head is "the door must die".