Topic: How many of you buy stuff from Bad Dragon?

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I've seen the site around here a lot, and I've been to it to see what it's all about so I know what they sell. Interesting site really >.>

So who here has bought something off bad dragon? And if so, what did you buy?

Furthermore just in case it's a minority of people that buy stuff from them here. If you were to buy something off bad dragon what would you buy?

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I would buy one of the female sleeves. The Natascha/Janine/Mary toys are at the top of my list.

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Mutisija said:
i may or may not have bought something from there

Oh please this website is made up of about 3/4 porn drawings. No one here will judge you.

Peekaboo said:
Anything equine related I can put my dick in or put up the butt.

MLP butt?

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Genjar

Former Staff

I most certainly haven't.

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Because of customs clearance. Over here, everything in that price range is opened and examined. Which makes buying such items from outside the EU rather awkward.

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Genjar said:
I most certainly haven't.

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Because of customs clearance. Over here, everything in that price range is opened and examined. Which makes buying such items from outside the EU rather awkward.

My queen chrysalis pillow had to go through customs. Sure it's rather strange to think someone knows that someone bought this kinda stuff. but you also have to remember you'll never meet that person and they will never know it's you that bought it.

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Cutedementia said:
My queen chrysalis pillow had to go through customs. Sure it's rather strange to think someone knows that someone bought this kinda stuff. but you also have to remember you'll never meet that person and they will never know it's you that bought it.

Oh but you might, and the awkward exchange that'll be like. Like you meet, unknowingly and that feeling inside happens like deja vu or whatever that hallmark bullshit is.
"Hey Jerry, remember that pillow pony thing?"
"Yeah why?"
"You see that guy over there? That's the kinda guy who would buy that stuff."

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Moon_Moon said:
Oh but you might, and the awkward exchange that'll be like. Like you meet, unknowingly and that feeling inside happens like deja vu or whatever that hallmark bullshit is.
"Hey Jerry, remember that pillow pony thing?"
"Yeah why?"
"You see that guy over there? That's the kinda guy who would buy that stuff."

It's not like they see a picture of me. And honestly they see more weird shit then a pony pillow there. (or a dildo)

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Genjar

Former Staff

Cutedementia said:
It's not like they see a picture of me. And honestly they see more weird shit then a pony pillow there. (or a dildo)

That's not how it works here, though. Over here we have to personally claim the package and pay the toll, and it is opened and examined during that process. So I have to be physically present while it is opened.

As I said, it's kind of awkward.

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Genjar said:
That's not how it works here, though. Over here we have to personally claim the package and pay the toll, and it is opened and examined during that process. So I have to be physically present while it is opened.

As I said, it's kind of awkward.

Oh yea I can see that being awkward... Wait if the price range matters why not get a friend to send it to you? That way no price range attached and you simply pay for it to ve sent to them. (ps on phone so mistakes are common)

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I have purchased a lot of their toys, a lot.
If you have specific questions about any of them I'd be happy to address any of them.

My personal favorites that I've owned:
medium cockatrice, with suction cup (lots of fun in the shower)
medium unflared chance(horse)
large xenogon, classic version, not the recent remodel of it

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Halite said:
I have purchased a lot of their toys, a lot.
If you have specific questions about any of them I'd be happy to address any of them.

My personal favorites that I've owned:
medium cockatrice, with suction cup (lots of fun in the shower)
medium unflared chance(horse)
large xenogon, classic version, not the recent remodel of it

The cockatrice one, how exactly does that feel?.... I don't remember exactly what that one looked like but I have a vague idea. It seems to me like it might hurt a bit. I'm a guy so I'm not going to get that sort of thing but I'm curious avout how it works.

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Cutedementia said:
The cockatrice one, how exactly does that feel?.... I don't remember exactly what that one looked like but I have a vague idea. It seems to me like it might hurt a bit. I'm a guy so I'm not going to get that sort of thing but I'm curious avout how it works.

It's not all that much different of a "feel" than anything else.
The things I like about it are the suction cup works really well, so I can stick it to the shower wall, and because it's larger at the head than the base it stays in well so you can ride it pretty hard without it popping out.

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The shark themed one with the double dicks and... uhh... the ice dragon oh and two buttons for inside my Clarinet and Tenor Saxophone cases luckly none of my universitys marching band or wind ensemble's members know what bad dragon is LOL

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Halite said:
It's not all that much different of a "feel" than anything else.
The things I like about it are the suction cup works really well, so I can stick it to the shower wall, and because it's larger at the head than the base it stays in well so you can ride it pretty hard without it popping out.

When you said you have a lot of them. How many do you have exactly? Furthermore where do you hide those types of things O.o I have to image a good pretty good hiding spot. Finding your roommates/family members toys is one creepy experience but finding THAT kind of toy is another entirely.

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Cutedementia said:
When you said you have a lot of them. How many do you have exactly? Furthermore where do you hide those types of things O.o I have to image a good pretty good hiding spot. Finding your roommates/family members toys is one creepy experience but finding THAT kind of toy is another entirely.

Currently I have 5 or 6, I used to own more than 20 though(sold some when I was jobless).
I live on my own, so no real need to hide them.
If someone's coming over I usually stick them under the sink in the cupboard, or in this bit green plastic rubbermaid tub I have.

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Halite said:
Currently I have 5 or 6, I used to own more than 20 though(sold some when I was jobless).
I live on my own, so no real need to hide them.
If someone's coming over I usually stick them under the sink in the cupboard, or in this bit green plastic rubbermaid tub I have.

Wow.. 20 of them? What was the typical price range.

And wait. You sold them? You managed to sell previously owned sex toys? Beyond me who would buy a used sex toy but then again I guess the price would be down a significant amount at that point.

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I've bought none. They are too expensive. I am not saying they aren't worth their price though, I am saying just I can't afford them.

Besides, I don't think I could find a safe place to hide them. I don't think I could sleep with the fear of my parents asking one day about something they found inside a box on the closet...

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Lizardite said:
I've bought none. They are too expensive. I am not saying they aren't worth their price though, I am saying just I can't afford them.

Besides, I don't think I could find a safe place to hide them. I don't think I could sleep with the fear of my parents asking one day about something they found inside a box on the closet...

I used to draw all of my stuff on paper, so I have experience hiding some rather strange (rule 34) pony drawings in my room. Living with family members means hiding stuff is sometimes necessary. If you want my tips here are some.

I'm an electrical student, so I know how big all the boxes are and stuff behind light switches and in overhead light/fan fixtures. Tho these spots are best for something like money or jewelry, a roof lamp fixture could be used to hide a small (The boxes are approx 4-5 inch by 4-5 inch octagon shapes, but with wire it might be less space then expected depending on the circuit) Something like a. (Someone needs to teach me how to censor things in comments and stuff) Buttplug... Could easily be hid in there with the right circuit. However it would take a little bit of time to unscrew the cover and get the toy out. You would prob want to wash it each time as well.

Secondary for larger toys: Get a fairly large radio that would fit the toy. Take apart the radio and scrap all parts leaving the radio empty from everything but it's knobs and display screens. You now have an empty radio. However that weightlessness will raise suspicion so it's best to put a few heavy things in there. (Bottles of shampoo works because it won't make noise but it will be heavy. Side note that paperweights work good too) You can hide anything in there from then on, I'm yet to take apart my radio for hiding things but I know you can. You can now put the toy inside it will keep it from getting dusty. (Ensure it's secure so it doesn't bounce around if anyone picks the radio up) If anyone asks why the radio doesn't work explain you don't know but you like how it looks in the room. So you don't want to get rid of it.

TL:DR - Be creative when hiding things. Hide them in a place where no one thinks twice about the object. Note: Hiding a box somewhere else with a couple incriminating things in it such as a porn picture? Will cause anyone curious enough to look around your room to dismiss anything else abnormal about the room.

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Cutedementia said:
Wow.. 20 of them? What was the typical price range.

And wait. You sold them? You managed to sell previously owned sex toys? Beyond me who would buy a used sex toy but then again I guess the price would be down a significant amount at that point.

BD toys are resalable because they're made of surgical grade silicone.
A quick boil in some water and they're 100% sterile.
The cost of them being so high, people are frequently looking for a discount too.
To be honest, the price doesn't really even go down that much.
You can resell for around 80% of the original price fairly easily, if you go lower than that people will grab them up real quick.

I was in a hurry for some cash, so I sold most of mine for about 70% of original value(shipping included).

Edit: Price range was in the $80-100 range, some less, some more.

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Halite said:
BD toys are resalable because they're made of surgical grade silicone.
A quick boil in some water and they're 100% sterile.
The cost of them being so high, people are frequently looking for a discount too.
To be honest, the price doesn't really even go down that much.
You can resell for around 80% of the original price fairly easily, if you go lower than that people will grab them up real quick.

I was in a hurry for some cash, so I sold most of mine for about 70% of original value(shipping included).

Edit: Price range was in the $80-100 range, some less, some more.

Any ones you can remember that you sold? It must have sucked to have gotten that large of a collection of those and just lost them all. Any plans on rebuilding that interesting collection?

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Cutedementia said:
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Heh, I am glad to see another electronic aficionado here. I'm studying computer engineering myself though, but I have been always quite interested on that.

I considered using an old PC for hiding stuff in, which is probably the only place the family would never look at. However, I like that old piece of crap too much to destroy it (what are the odds of finding an working Pentium 2 computer with an AT case made of heavy-gauge steel in 2014 in the trash bin?)

I have been using something smaller on the shower myself: http://imgur.com/fHzCmdo.jpg. I put it in a closed zip bag so the water doesn't affect it directly, along with a small piece of paper to remove the humidity. As it is pretty small, I hide it in a box along with some stuff nobody's gonna ever use (some ZIP floppies, a shitload of USB cables, a resetter for ink cartridges for a printer I don't even have anymore, and the like...)

I bought it for about 3€ locally. I was initially going to hack it (it sports the most common 8 bit processor, a 6502), but I figured out this was a much better use.

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Lizardite said:
Fairly extensive text.

I'm working toward residential electrician. But that's off topic, if you want to discuss that then feel free to PM me. It's rare I get to talk to other electrical/engineering students.

The best place I've ever hid something was. I had a large RC hummer in my room that didn't work. So I took all the parts out of the inside of the body casing. (simple motors and stuff) And hid them away. I put the object inside the hummer and put the hummer in my closet bottom right corner. It now looked like a simple RC car but the body was big enough to hide something substantial. I still have the hiding spot today but nothings hidden in it.

Secondary to that: At the bottom of most dressers there is of course the bottom drawer. Sometimes if you pull out that drawer it will either A) Have a small 2-5 inch gap between the back of the dresser and the drawers. B) Have an empty space between the bottom drawer and the floor.

I used to hide my mac between the bottom drawer and the bottom of the dresser at times when I went away for a while. And I once hid a couple drawings behind the drawer in that space from time to time. It's useful because often on the bottom drawer it's too dark to see what's behind there and no ones going to get that low to look. You will have to be looking for something back there to find it.

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Ekk, I was browsing around the site to see what they have. (Haven't browsed the site before for more then a couple minutes)

Found some stuff like the Equine Rump toy and similar. $130.... Eh... That is pricey, as you said before I'm sure due to the quality and everything they may very well be worth the price but still... For some that could be a straight (pun somewhat intended) 15 hours of work at just above student minimum wage. (I assume it's mostly around 18-23 year olds buying this stuff, I could be wrong)

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I haven't bought anything but I might want to enter that design contest they are doing right now. I still find it unfair because most of the submissions are 3d models and some are from pro artists. Guess I got to step my game up right?

Side note, I want to know what Patchi thinks of this thread :I

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TheHuskyK9 said:
I haven't bought anything but I might want to enter that design contest they are doing right now. I still find it unfair because most of the submissions are 3d models and some are from pro artists. Guess I got to step my game up right?

Side note, I want to know what Patchi thinks of this thread :I

I can do some basic 3D modeling, I might not be able to make the perfect curves some people can but I can get the basic shape down. I may be able to help? If you want an idea of how far along my skills are I made this bridge.

http://imgur.com/rLJLgOc

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Cutedementia said:
I can do some basic 3D modeling, I might not be able to make the perfect curves some people can but I can get the basic shape down. I may be able to help? If you want an idea of how far along my skills are I made this bridge.

http://imgur.com/rLJLgOc

That's far better than my 3d skills because I don't have 3d skills :I

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TheHuskyK9 said:
That's far better than my 3d skills because I don't have 3d skills :I

I only have a 30 day trial going on my laptop as of right now. I would need to find a crack or something that actually works to be able to keep this thing going for long. But if you have a design you want me to try and build message me with the plans for it and I'll do my best. (No promises.. You cannot make sketches on curved objects so everything is retaliative to flat surfaces making the curves off them. But I will try)

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Cutedementia said:
Ekk, I was browsing around the site to see what they have. (Haven't browsed the site before for more then a couple minutes)

Found some stuff like the Equine Rump toy and similar. $130.... Eh... That is pricey, as you said before I'm sure due to the quality and everything they may very well be worth the price but still... For some that could be a straight (pun somewhat intended) 15 hours of work at just above student minimum wage. (I assume it's mostly around 18-23 year olds buying this stuff, I could be wrong)

You'd be surprised at the width of the demographics that buy from the site there.
They are pretty expensive, but the quality is something you have to see to understand, add to that the custom options, and it's worth it.
Comparable quality of material items are also comparably priced.
The cheap toys you see are generally made of cheap, and potentially harmful stuff.

If you're looking for a "female bits" type of toy that is safe, and quality, but less expensive buy a Japanese "onahole" toy.
If it's sold in Japan it has to follow government set standards, and is made of safe materials.
Not to advertise, but I have bought from this site and found it to be reasonably and reliable:
http://www.kanojotoys.com/

Can get a good quality Japanese toy for $20-50 easily.
You can spend more than that if you like there too, I did, got a $120 toy that's basically a lower torso with both holes at about 1/2 size.
Quite hefty, and outstanding quality and feel.

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I bought a couple things off of them as well, the dragoness, small dragon tail, medium flared chance and medium david.
As well as that material test thing they but into my order that I use on my desk to put my phone on it so that the vibrate function won't deafen me.

The material of all of them is excellent, really high grade stuff that will last you life time.

Also, I dealt with costums in person when I got them, having no shame myself it was pretty amusing when I told the lady that those things are expensive medical grade silicone dildos.
However, DHL offers to do everything themselves, including paperwork for costums and they simply bill you on delivery for it, pretty neat if one is lazy or doesn't wish to stand in a line for hours just to tell that you bought dicks from america.

Oh, I also got an inflatable dog cock from elypseart , toy was cheaper but so is the material, not much but still noticeable enough.
I keep mine in a sportsbag in my dresser, I live alone so I have no need to anything beyond that.

Oh, another fun fact, I once stuck my medium david to the top of my dresser, letting it hang down, it took 3 weeks for the david to fall down. If that isn't a good certificate for the suction cups I don't know what is.

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Genjar said:
I most certainly haven't.

...
Because of customs clearance. Over here, everything in that price range is opened and examined. Which makes buying such items from outside the EU rather awkward.

I've heard stories where diecast collectors bought some really high-end model cars, like AutoArt, Kyosho, or Minichamps and some of them had been stolen by customs workers. I find it odd that diecast interest them, but not fantasy dildos.

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NotMeNotYou said:
long text about his various sex toys.

If anyone buy's one of these and needs to talk to customs about it. PLEASE film yourself talking to them. (Secretly) So we can see the face of the guy/girl opening it to find colorful dragon cocks.

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I have bought the massive quantity of none

No, really, I have none

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Halite said:
more long paragraphs about sex toys

You might have missed the question earlier but. Do you have any intention on rebuilding the collection you had before selling them?

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A guy I had a crush on actually bought me a canine toy from there, at HUGE expense to him. I was pretty blown away.

I offered to pay him back somehow (tee hee hee) and he seemed pretty down with that, but bizarrely after that he just drifted away, eventually got a girlfriend and is now engaged.
No idea what to make of that but I got a free dildo out of it.

I'm somewhat interested in a 'drippy dragon' but I'm pretty broke and, contrary to popular opinion, I cannot eat dildos.

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elad said:
No idea what to make of that but I got a free dildo out of it.

That is going to be my yearbook quote I swear to god.

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Cutedementia said:
You might have missed the question earlier but. Do you have any intention on rebuilding the collection you had before selling them?

At present, no.
For a couple reasons, I'm a big more tight on cash than I was when I originally built it.
Also, I had a very negative experience with their customer service, and management a few years back and that makes me reluctant to purchase more from them.

I may buy more in the future at some point, don't know.
My next expensive toy purchase is gonna be some of these though:
http://www.squarepegtoys.com/shop/sounds/

elad said:
A guy I had a crush on actually bought me a canine toy from there, at HUGE expense to him. I was pretty blown away.

I offered to pay him back somehow (tee hee hee) and he seemed pretty down with that, but bizarrely after that he just drifted away, eventually got a girlfriend and is now engaged.
No idea what to make of that but I got a free dildo out of it.

I'm somewhat interested in a 'drippy dragon' but I'm pretty broke and, contrary to popular opinion, I cannot eat dildos.

If you still have the canine, you could sell it, or even trade it to someone for a drippy dragon pretty easily.

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I don't want to buy anything from bad dragon.

This thread creeps me the fuck out.

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Patchi said:
I don't want to buy anything from bad dragon.

This thread creeps me the fuck out.

Someone was wondering what your opinion on this was. Look everyone Patchi commented.

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Cutedementia said:
Someone was wondering what your opinion on this was. Look everyone Patchi commented.

Aaaaayyyyy

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>Still wondering how some of these toys fit inside...

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Cutedementia said:
>Still wondering how some of these toys fit inside...

Wizardry or the Chinese i'm guessing...

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Well, the human anus is actually extremely flexible and elastic, if you are sufficiently careful and patient to avoid injury you can manage to fit some rather large items up there.

There's actually more difficulty with the large toys where lady parts are concerned, and full grown babies come out of there.
Note: Not all ladies, but more lady bits can't fit them than butts can't.

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well for those who dont want anal play - I can give my 2 cents worth in a few weeks on a natasha and a were-able.

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_Waffles_ said:
well for those who dont want anal play - I can give my 2 cents worth in a few weeks on a natasha and a were-able.

There's one comic review about a cock sheath from BD on Oh Joy Sex Toy.

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Halite said:
Well, the human anus is actually extremely flexible and elastic, if you are sufficiently careful and patient to avoid injury you can manage to fit some rather large items up there.

There's actually more difficulty with the large toys where lady parts are concerned, and full grown babies come out of there.
Note: Not all ladies, but more lady bits can't fit them than butts can't.

Oh, you mean like the guy in 1000 Ways to Die who shoved eight thermometers up his ass, jumped onto his hospital bed and died of mercury poisoning? Man, that was a disturbing episode.

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Ive always wanted something from them or elypsis. Maybe someone will buy one for my birthday... hint hnt... >π>

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Esme_Belles said:
Ive always wanted something from them or elypsis. Maybe someone will buy one for my birthday... hint hnt... >π>

At the prices these are at good luck finding someone who will buy you these as a present. Just saying.

Also has anyone used that "Random" color function? Ever had bad experiences using that?

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Cutedementia said:
At the prices these are at good luck finding someone who will buy you these as a present. Just saying.

Also has anyone used that "Random" color function? Ever had bad experiences using that?

I have, I forget exactly how many, something like 5-8 of my toys were "Surprise me".
My first attempt at it was mediocre at best, 4 toys in a surprise me special sale, 2 solid black, 1 solid red, 1 marble black/grey.
I did get some nice ones though, probably the best was the Beta Shark I got, during the beta version only options were solid colors, or surprise me.
So, I figure I may as well get a surprise me, came in purple with a light blue highlight.
I was one of a very small number with non-solid color beta shark.
A couple other surprise ones turned out better than solid color, but those are the only specific ones I remember off hand.

Most of mine were custom, a few were in stock that I bought off of their pictures.

Edit: Someone did a collection of data on them based on forum posts, you pretty much have a 70% chance of a solid color of some sort, 30% chance of something really cool. Interestingly, of the solid colors, blue was significantly more common than any other color (probably not intentionally, just an odd thing).

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Halite said:
a paragraph and a half of colored dildo's

Well the color blue seems increasingly more popular right now, so it's not unlikely that of the colors picked that if a human had part in it at all they would choose that.

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Another question: I've never myself had a toy like this. (Refering to specifically the penetrable toys, vag/anu)

Do they actually feel real? Or do they simply feel better? Does it actually feel like the real thing or what?

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Cutedementia said:
Another question: I've never myself had a toy like this. (Refering to specifically the penetrable toys, vag/anu)

Do they actually feel real? Or do they simply feel better? Does it actually feel like the real thing or what?

Well I'm gonna hope no one here that does have one has fucked a horse or an anthro husky to know...

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Cutedementia said:
Another question: I've never myself had a toy like this. (Refering to specifically the penetrable toys, vag/anu)

Do they actually feel real? Or do they simply feel better? Does it actually feel like the real thing or what?

It's dead silicone, of course it feels different to meat, skin and working muscles, beating heart, body warmth and all that shit. But they do feel good nevertheless.

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thatoneclarinetist said:
Well I'm gonna hope no one here that does have one has fucked a horse or an anthro husky to know...

So you constantly like/favorite porn of a separate species to human. But don't like the idea of someone using an alternate species sex toy? (P.S dragon porn is just as strange to some of us as something like husky porn is to you)

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Cutedementia said:
So you constantly like/favorite porn of a separate species to human. But don't like the idea of someone using an alternate species sex toy? (P.S dragon porn is just as strange to some of us as something like husky porn is to you)

I was only saying I was hoping no one did any of this stuff in real life its when it crosses into reality it gets weird and in most cases a little illegal

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thatoneclarinetist said:
I was only saying I was hoping no one did any of this stuff in real life its when it crosses into reality it gets weird and in most cases a little illegal

There is not much of a difference between a female humans parts and something like a horse, or a dog. Often times the animal will actually take pleasure out of it. (From what I've been told) But I imagine that would be hard to do with a horse because well... Humans are so tiny compared to a horses, yea...

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Cutedementia said:
There is not much of a difference between a female humans parts and something like a horse, or a dog. Often times the animal will actually take pleasure out of it. (From what I've been told) But I imagine that would be hard to do with a horse because well... Humans are so tiny compared to a horses, yea...

post #452524

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Cutedementia said:
But I imagine that would be hard to do with a horse because well... Humans are so tiny compared to a horses, yea...

And they could kick hard.

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Cutedementia said:
There is not much of a difference between a female humans parts and something like a horse, or a dog. Often times the animal will actually take pleasure out of it. (From what I've been told) But I imagine that would be hard to do with a horse because well... Humans are so tiny compared to a horses, yea...

Whoa calm down :))

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I want one of the canine or feline toys. But can't afford gas for my car, let alone an animal dildo rofl.

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anon_X said:
I want one of the canine or feline toys. But can't afford gas for my car, let alone an animal dildo rofl.

Anyone got a spare 100 something $ to gift anon x a large wolf cock?

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Cutedementia said:
Anyone got a spare 100 something $ to gift anon x a large wolf cock?

Mmm I would do anything for such a donation rofl. And I do mean -anything-

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anon_X said:
Mmm I would do anything for such a donation rofl. And I do mean -anything-

Idk maybe ask dragon boy if you can do him any favors for a good $200 from tax/shipping and everything.

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Cutedementia said:
Idk maybe ask dragon boy if you can do him any favors for a good $200 from tax/shipping and everything.

oh come on... I don't have $200.00 on me ;P

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thatoneclarinetist said:
oh come on... I don't have $200.00 on me ;P

That's okay you can do someone here a -favor- for $200 to give to Anon so they can have a giant dog **** in them.

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