anon_X said:
Arizona! We have tacos. And burritos.

You should go to Phoenix and visit Bad Dragon.

NotMeNotYou said:
You should go to Phoenix and visit Bad Dragon.

i'm flying to new jeresy for a family reunion this summer... I have an hour to switch planes in phoenix to meet my BF to get on his plane to Newark... maybe I should I should get my BF and take him to get his desire for human dicks destroyed...

NotMeNotYou said:
You should go to Phoenix and visit Bad Dragon.

Phoenix? Really? Well, I guess Phoenix needed SOMETHING in the "reasons to live/visit here" box...

TheHuskyK9 said:
But it's hot out there!

...You live in Cali.

thatoneclarinetist said:
At least we don't have Jan Brewer as our dictator in your guys's case and we don't have racist and antigay jerks and we never had jim crowe laws in affect ever

Brewski isn't going to try to get re elected. Only reason wala wala Washington never had any racist laws is because it's a northern state.

anon_X said:
Brewski isn't going to try to get re elected. Only reason wala wala Washington never had any racist laws is because it's a northern state.

I don't live in eastern Washington I live in the pudget sound area

Patchi said:
Well. I won't go to America unless I have a reason.

You'll have to deal with my ass 24/7

I will not leave you alone.

I will watch you.

Even in the shower.

Not really. 2shy2lewd

Sounds like a date!

EDFDarkAngel1 said:
Sounds like a date!

OHHH!!!! EDF is being naughty!!!! :o

EDFDarkAngel1 said:
Sounds like a date!

Yeah boi!

thatoneclarinetist said:
OHHH!!!! EDF is being naughty!!!! :o

It's part of the Lead Admin requirements of e621. You should have read Char's journal.

Patchi said:
Yeah boi!

See you in a few hours!

EDFDarkAngel1 said:
It's part of the Lead Admin requirements of e621. You should have read Char's journal.

Oh, she can imagine :3

furballs_dc said:
Oh, she can imagine :3

Yes she wants Darkangels, Dickangel ;P

Bad dragon branded e cig gear? I'd rock that...

anon_X said:
Bad dragon branded e cig gear

2 hardcore 4 me

SirAntagonist said:
2 hardcore 4 me

16edgy32me

We have no Velacoraptor themed one yet... why is that?

SirAntagonist said:
...You live in Cali.

You probably have not been to Phoenix. If you have, you'd agree with me that Phoenix is way hotter than Cali

TheHuskyK9 said:
You probably have not been to Phoenix. If you have, you'd agree with me that Phoenix is way hotter than Cali

I had a plane stop on the way to Santa Monica for a natonal marching band compition back in high school and they opened the plane door and it was 118 degrees as accosomed to my normal 104 degree south texas heat I could feel it five rows away from the door

Tucson tends to be 5-10 degrees cooler. XD

and another one... why is there not a Rhino dick themed ass or dick... preferably ass

thatoneclarinetist said:
and another one... why is there not a Rhino dick themed ass or dick... preferably ass

Submit a design for on in the BD labs, maybe you can get it made.

Halite said:
Submit a design for on in the BD labs, maybe you can get it made.

:o I never thought to... interesting

Can this thread die now?

I want to be Conker and request it to be locked.

Sads.

Patchi said:
Can this thread die now?

I want to be Conker and request it to be locked.

Sads.

Don't he got perm banned for a reason.... your already the most negative person on the site. praise.

Patchi said:
Can this thread die now?

Just because you said that, I shall ensure this thread stays alive and on topic. c:

What do you think BD should sell - besides sex toys obv- with their logo on it? iphone case would be pretty awesome I think.

anon_X said:
Just because you said that, I shall ensure this thread stays alive and on topic. c:

What do you think BD should sell - besides sex toys obv- with their logo on it? iphone case would be pretty awesome I think.

insturment cases like Trumpet, Trombone, Flute, Piccolo, Alto, Tenor, and Baritone Saxophones and of course Clarinet that way I can buy a whole lot of new cases for my university and LOL when no one gets the refrance XDDD

thatoneclarinetist said:
I can buy a whole lot of new cases for my university and LOL when no one gets the reference XDDD

And those who do? :P

furballs_dc said:
And those who do? :P

Hmmm.... this may require some thought... I GOT IT!! we can LOL at how hard we trolled the acedimic system! :D

thatoneclarinetist said:
Hmmm.... this may require some thought... I GOT IT!! we can LOL at how hard we trolled the acedimic system! :D

post #459299

furballs_dc said:
post #459299

All things put aside why not bad dragon brand insturments! from Piccolo to the Tuba in range with drumline precussion that way there will be school marching bands with bad dragon brand Clarinets, Saxophones, Trumpets, and Bass Drums that come in diffrent sizes ect. ect.

Instrument cases would be awesome. Sell a branded guitar case and see a member of Voll Beat with one! Rofl.

I think if the branded insturments for marching they would need a marching band to advertise them something along the lines of this maybe?

thatoneclarinetist said:
All things put aside why not bad dragon brand insturments! from Piccolo to the Tuba in range with drumline precussion that way there will be school marching bands with bad dragon brand Clarinets, Saxophones, Trumpets, and Bass Drums that come in diffrent sizes ect. ect.

You're in band.

WE GET IT

SirAntagonist said:
You're in band.

WE GET IT

I wasn't trying to make that point, all I was trying to do was put the image of a whole bunch of children playing on insturments branded by a company that makes dragon dildos cause be honest how funny would that be?

Patchi said:
Can this thread die now?

I want to be Conker and request it to be locked.

Sads.

Why I'm not done asking questions about fantasy dildos. For example!

>What is the typical size of something like the equine rump? -Typical- Size, there are some toys on the site just like it but what is the normal size for these things? (Note: Not the depth or the width of the hole, but the size of the toy around the hole, if that makes any sense)

anon_X said:
Just because you said that, I shall ensure this thread stays alive and on topic. c:

What do you think BD should sell - besides sex toys obv- with their logo on it? iphone case would be pretty awesome I think.

We also sell high-quality customized Bic pens, amazing custom tankards (perfect for your favorite brew), perfectly sized pin badges, and lanyards to show off your pride at work!

Pens: http://bad-dragon.com/products/bdpen
Pins: http://bad-dragon.com/products/pinbadge
Tankard: http://bad-dragon.com/products/bdtankard
Lanyard: http://bad-dragon.com/products/bdlanyard

EDFDarkAngel1 said:
We also sell high-quality customized Bic pens, amazing custom tankards (perfect for your favorite brew), perfectly sized pin badges, and lanyards to show off your pride at work!

Pens: http://bad-dragon.com/products/bdpen
Pins: http://bad-dragon.com/products/pinbadge
Tankard: http://bad-dragon.com/products/bdtankard
Lanyard: http://bad-dragon.com/products/bdlanyard

If only the pens weren't so expensive.....how do you sleep at night??

Rainbow_Dash said:
If only the pens weren't so expensive.....how do you sleep at night??

This. Aren't those sold at office max for like $1 each at most? Rofl.

anon_X said:
This. Aren't those sold at office max for like $1 each at most? Rofl.

These pens aren't sold at Office Max :) Not even for a dollar.

EDFDarkAngel1 said:
These pens aren't sold at Office Max :) Not even for a dollar.

True, but I can find them online for 57 cents each... Or 300 for 220 bucks customized. I understand why so spensive now.

Pffff- its sad no one even my best gals and guys wount buy me a toy for my birthday, I had one once then my dog got ahold of it and ran into the living room when my mom was in there with a club of her friends.... talk about akwards. Dog with a dildo in its mouth. She destroyed it and I wount be able to raise enough for a new medium x( oh well.

To answer the threads original post, if I could yes, I would cuz I'm a size queen and haven't found anything good elsewhere, course I got my other toys from Spencer's.

Dog must understand you play with dildos. Wanted to play. Logical conclusion.

Rainbow_Dash said:
If only the pens weren't so expensive.....how do you sleep at night??

Is 3USD for 2 pens expensive? I have never seen a single pen below 5USD per pen except some chinese knockoff that would break when dropped.

I generally pay around 3€ (4USD) for my pens, with the exception f the last one which cost me 12-14 USD, but was made from solid steel and aluminium, the only pen to date to not break on me.

I pay 12 cents each for mine. Clicky

Can't say I've bought anything from Bad Dragon. Maybe someday, but probably not anytime soon.

But pens! I love 'em. As far as mass produced, non-calligraphy set pens go, they're a bit on the expensive side, but I've been using these babies exclusively ever since I was a sophomore in high school. Actually, I don't remember them costing that much in-store... I might have to try and get some in bulk if the prices are going up everywhere else. :I

Looks like they've even got a bunch of other colors too. I've only seen black, red, blue, and green before.

EDFDarkAngel1 said:
We also sell high-quality customized Bic pens, amazing custom tankards (perfect for your favorite brew), perfectly sized pin badges, and lanyards to show off your pride at work!

Pens: http://bad-dragon.com/products/bdpen
Pins: http://bad-dragon.com/products/pinbadge
Tankard: http://bad-dragon.com/products/bdtankard
Lanyard: http://bad-dragon.com/products/bdlanyard

You guys should totally start selling bongs.

Bongs 'n dongs.

NotMeNotYou said:
Is 3USD for 2 pens expensive? I have never seen a single pen below 5USD per pen except some chinese knockoff that would break when dropped.

I generally pay around 3€ (4USD) for my pens, with the exception f the last one which cost me 12-14 USD, but was made from solid steel and aluminium, the only pen to date to not break on me.

You fancy huh?

TheHuskyK9 said:
You fancy huh?

Your avatar makes that statement super ironic...

I had a gorgeous pen with lifetime free ink refills; had my name on it in gold leaf and everything. Sucks I eventually lost parts to it. (Also it's ALUMINUM. Al-u-min-um. Psh, like there's more than one spelling and pronunciation for a word. )

TheHuskyK9 said:
You fancy huh?

Nah, necessity. I tend to break my stuff but I dislike my stuff breaking, thus I invest more.

Pen in pooper.

Patchi said:
Pen in pooper.

post #441103
Okay, so it's a sharpie... Close enough.

anon_X said:
This. Aren't those sold at office max for like $1 each at most? Rofl.

omg no one got my sarcasm. 3 bucks is like nothing compared to the main products and I have seen tactical (yeah that's right, tacticool) writing instruments for like 60$ or more

Rainbow_Dash said:
omg no one got my sarcasm. 3 bucks is like nothing compared to the main products and I have seen tactical (yeah that's right, tacticool) writing instruments for like 60$ or more

Funny how it's difficult to detect sarcasm in text. It's not the price that gets me as much as the quality you get for the price.

The pens are amazing, they are all I use anymore. Significant improvement over the ones we had before.

The tankards, though... now those are seriously badass. Every time I'm with a vendor, I've got mine on a shelf (along with all the other projects I've done) and I'm always making people jealous.

anon_X said:
Funny how it's difficult to detect sarcasm in text. It's not the price that gets me as much as the quality you get for the price.

Pretty sure they are hardy pens, only problem is that I work in public with people and would probably not look so good

You guys already have a keg thingy... you should purchase a microbrewery and make bad dragon beer!

The best pens are 1.0 mm Pilot G2s.

No contest.

EDFDarkAngel1 said:
The pens are amazing, they are all I use anymore. Significant improvement over the ones we had before.

The tankards, though... now those are seriously badass. Every time I'm with a vendor, I've got mine on a shelf (along with all the other projects I've done) and I'm always making people jealous.

Tankard in pooper

EDFDarkAngel1 said:
I've got mine on a shelf (along with all the other projects I've done)

Now I just see a very fancy parlor room with leather high-backs, dark woods, and a stone fireplace under a mantle featuring a BD tankard flanked by colorful animal dildos.

Patchi said:
Tankard in pooper

1 man, 1 tankard?

anon_X said:
Now I just see a very fancy parlor room with leather high-backs, dark woods, and a stone fireplace under a mantle featuring a BD tankard flanked by colorful animal dildos.

truly a humble home of a true gentleman

Hmm... Bad dragon tea kettle anyone?

Bad dragon stuffed animals! it could have all the bad dragon characters like Duke and all the others but they would only be stuffed animals no naughtyness you could give one to a cousin, nephew, or kid if you have one

thatoneclarinetist said:
Bad dragon stuffed animals! it could have all the bad dragon characters like Duke and all the others but they would only be stuffed animals no naughtyness you could give one to a cousin, nephew, or kid if you have one

"Oh hey cousin, where did you get my plushie from?"

"From a site that sells animal dicks to perverts."

Ed: oh come now patchi, it's not that hard to lie to children. You could even be honest and say something like "a really exclusive site not many people know about!" Make them feel cool and special.

thatoneclarinetist said:
Bad dragon stuffed animals! it could have all the bad dragon characters like Duke and all the others but they would only be stuffed animals no naughtyness you could give one to a cousin, nephew, or kid if you have one, or can have optional attachment to add a BD toy when you feel like plushing the plushie

Naughtycat fix'd.

Patchi said:
"Oh hey cousin, where did you get my plushie from?"

"From a site that sells animal dicks to perverts."

You could just say that you got it from an angel... a darkangel LOL

thatoneclarinetist said:
You could just say that you got it from an angel... a darkangel LOL

+1

Patchi said:
"Oh hey cousin, where did you get my plushie from?"

"From a site that sells animal dicks to perverts."

So to keep this thread from falling off the map I have a question for Patchi.

If you were to buy a bad dragon toy which one would you buy?

Cutedementia said:
So to keep this thread from falling off the map I have a question for Patchi.

If you were to buy a bad dragon toy which one would you buy?

Probably the one that kills all the e621 users.

Cutedementia said:
So to keep this thread from falling off the map I have a question for Patchi.

If you were to buy a bad dragon toy which one would you buy?

Sigh.

I would not buy any bad dragon toy.

It would be awkward to have it deliver to my parents house, plus I have more important things to put my money towards.

A plastic animal dong is not one of those important things.

Patchi said:
Sigh.

I would not buy any bad dragon toy.

It would be awkward to have it deliver to my parents house, plus I have more important things to put my money towards.

A plastic animal dong is not one of those important things.

Okay let me rephrase.

If you could get. (FOR FREE) A bad dragon toy. Delievered DIRECTLY TO YOU AND NO ONE ELSE. So no one even know's you bought it. What toy would you get?

Cutedementia said:
Okay let me rephrase.

If you could get. (FOR FREE) A bad dragon toy. Delievered DIRECTLY TO YOU AND NO ONE ELSE. So no one even know's you bought it. What toy would you get?

I wouldn't accept it. I don't like freebies.

I purchased a medium Bruiser about a year ago and it's fine. To be honest I don't expect to making another purchase from BD any time soon. The money I put down for Bruiser was worth the interesting experience, no doubt about that, but beyond that I have found the more mainstream toys to be closer to my tastes.

One argument in favor of BD I do have is that the shipping is discreet. Comes in a bland, brown box with a basic shipping label. The only way anyone would work out what's inside is by, well, opening the box.

Also, I'd never turn down a FREE toy from Bad Dragon even with the understandably long wait time. Had I the choice, I'd go with Chance just for kicks and giggles.