Patchi said:
I wouldn't accept it. I don't like freebies.

What's your favorite toy on the website -_-

Cutedementia said:
What's your favorite toy on the website -_-

None.

Cutedementia said:
What's your favorite toy on the website -_-

Dude, she's like the slayer of creepiness. I don't think you'll ever convince her of getting a toy

TheHuskyK9 said:
Dude, she's like the slayer of creepiness. I don't think you'll ever convince her of getting a toy

Slayer of Creepiness. I like it.

Patchi said:
Slayer of Creepiness. I like it.

Or SoC for short :p

$5 says Patchi likes Nox.

EDFDarkAngel1 said:
$5 says Patchi likes Nox.

You're a neeeeeeeeerd.

Cutedementia said:
Okay let me rephrase.

If you could get. (FOR FREE) A bad dragon toy. Delievered DIRECTLY TO YOU AND NO ONE ELSE. So no one even know's you bought it. What toy would you get?

The horsecock.

It's like the holy grail of comedic possibility.

SirAntagonist said:
The horsecock.

It's like the holy grail of comedic possibility.

You could also, possibly, use it for home defense.
Depending on the size.

Bad Dragon should take up making those Thor toys every fox so misses.

Tunguska said:
You could also, possibly, use it for home defense.
Depending on the size.

Bad Dragon should take up making those Thor toys every fox so misses.

The XL size toys pretty much are there.
They just don't have an XL Chance, yet.

Halite said:
The XL size toys pretty much are there.
They just don't have an XL Chance, yet.

So much silicone...

EDFDarkAngel1 said:
So much silicone...

But I want a home defense weapon that will terrify as well as provide a solid weapon to bludgeon intruders into submission!

123easy said:
But I want a home defense weapon that will terrify as well as provide a solid weapon to bludgeon intruders into submission!

I would recommend the XL Cockatrice. More effective than a Maglite.

EDFDarkAngel1 said:
I would recommend the XL Cockatrice. More effective than a Maglite.

And you can suction cup it to your wall for easy access.

Cutedementia said:
Oh please this website is made up of about 3/4 porn drawings. No one here will judge you.

MLP butt?

lol

I'm pretty sure if you attacked a criminal with a Bad Dragon toy, they would never return to your home nor would they ever tell anyone where the bruises actually came from. Ever.

Because of the crushing SHAAAAAAAAAAAME.

Peekaboo said:
"Say son, how'd you actually break your arm?"
"Two feet of horsecock."

Bahahahahahahahahaha!

Peekaboo said:
"Say son, how'd you actually break your arm?"
"Two feet of horsecock."

It's like a mace, but the balls attached to it are a bit different...

Let the thread live again

Anyone know if there will be any new -good- MLP stuff on bad dragon? Someone told me today that they would be selling a full sized Twilight Sparkle butt. (Like, the entire rear) So... Anyone know if were gana have another fandom-wide mental breakdown?

Cutedementia said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_izvAbhExY&feature=kp

Let the thread live again

Anyone know if there will be any new -good- MLP stuff on bad dragon? Someone told me today that they would be selling a full sized Twilight Sparkle butt. (Like, the entire rear) So... Anyone know if were gana have another fandom-wide mental breakdown?

Why couldn't you just let this die..

Cutedementia said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_izvAbhExY&feature=kp

Let the thread live again

Anyone know if there will be any new -good- MLP stuff on bad dragon? Someone told me today that they would be selling a full sized Twilight Sparkle butt. (Like, the entire rear) So... Anyone know if were gana have another fandom-wide mental breakdown?

Not sure who is providing you information... but at this time, we do not have that on our list :P

ITS AAALLLIIIIVVVEEE!

if were still on topic I recently got a Wolfdragon in firm and one of the shirts... I've yet to wear the shirt in public i'm to nervous... lol....

Have the calendar and the shirt. Thinking of getting a razor

If I had the money, I would buy the bigest size of the horse one, then proceed to place it in the desk of someone or something like that 4tehlulz. Expensive practical prank.

Anyway, Does anybody has the ability to physically take that one? I mean look at the size of that thing!

What I would actually want to do is getting the T-Shirt. People's reaction to it could be priceless (but it can be dangerous too :s).

I dunno if I'd want to get something... as I've said several times, conversion rates are not in my favor :/ (1MXN = 0.77 USD)

NoctemWerewolf said:
What I would actually want to do is getting the T-Shirt. People's reaction to it could be priceless (but it can be dangerous too :s).

I want to do this to but since I work two jobs one of which i'm around underage minors for an hour or so at a time I could be fired for doing this... my other one... iffy I maybe could but when i'm at classes at a University I should be fine since all the students i'm gonna hope are like older than twenty

I still wouldn't buy anything furry related.

i have:

-medium crackers (cumtube)

-large chance unflared (cumtube)

-JT the fox

-duke's butt

-the equine rump

-large flint (cumtube)

-medium chance unflared (no cumtube)

Patchi said:
Why couldn't you just let this die..

Just for you darling, just for you.

substitute said:
i have:

-medium crackers (cumtube)

-large chance unflared (cumtube)

-JT the fox

-duke's butt

-the equine rump

-large flint (cumtube)

-medium chance unflared (no cumtube)

damn.... thats a lot....

Cutedementia said:
Just for you darling, just for you.

And people wonder why I am so mean..

EDFDarkAngel1 said:
Not sure who is providing you information... but at this time, we do not have that on our list :P

What's on your list then?

AmericanExistence said:
What's on your list then?

Second that, tell us.

Sigh... okay. I could get fired for this, but since you guys are so demanding and I love all of you...

Here you go, this is our list of upcoming products for the rest of the year: c'mon now, you didn't really thing I'd tell you guys anything, did you? :P Silly people

EDFDarkAngel1 said:
c'mon now, you didn't really thing I'd tell you guys anything, did you? :P Silly people

Awww... no love for us?

Theclarinetist said:
damn.... thats a lot....

i remember seeing a picture of someone with at least 50,000 dollars worth of bad dragon dildos

substitute said:
i remember seeing a picture of someone with at least 50,000 dollars worth of bad dragon dildos

holy fuck... O,=,O

substitute said:
i remember seeing a picture of someone with at least 50,000 dollars worth of bad dragon dildos

Lord of the cocks

Cutedementia said:
Lord of the cocks

on dick to rule them all...

Obligatory pitch: http://videos.toypics.net/

Enjoy!

EDFDarkAngel1 said:
Obligatory pitch: http://videos.toypics.net/

Enjoy!

... Kill that site with fire.

EDFDarkAngel1 said:
Obligatory pitch: http://videos.toypics.net/

Enjoy!

like that my day has been made way better...

Sorry Patchi, but unfortunately every time I have a question about bad-dragon I don't want to have to make another forum post. But I have multiple questions this time so, perhaps you'll forgive me for digging up this post again.

First question: What makes them so expensive? Is it specifically the molds? The labor? The shipping/packaging? The refining to make sure no sharp edges end up well. You know where.

Second: Do you make them out of a factory? Or do you just have a small area where whenever someone orders you make one for them and send it out.

Third: Sales, how often do you sell one of these? Is it every single day constantly selling multiple or is it just one or two a day? Perhaps a couple a week? How popular is the product.

Fourth and last question: Is there any safety regulations you need to follow when actually making the products? Or could you literally just make whatever shape and size toy you wish?

I'll never forgive you

Patchi said:
I'll never forgive you

I know dear.

Cutedementia said:
Stuff and things.

Look bro, guy, pal.
I'm almost certain Patchi isn't the person you should be asking these questions to. Might I suggest asking some of the higherups like Dave, or Varka?

But I can attempt to answer your questions.

First off, there are a bunch of reasons that they are expensive, ranging from supply/demand to the fact that each one of them is made with love. eww.

As for the other ones, I'm almost certain these have been answered, or could be answered if you ask some higher ups.

Moon_Moon said:
Look bro, guy, pal.
I'm almost certain Patchi isn't the person you should be asking these questions to.

The questions were not directed at Patchi, it's a joke based on their past interactions with this thread.

Cutedementia said:
It lives once more

Sorry Patchi, but unfortunately every time I have a question about bad-dragon I don't want to have to make another forum post. But I have multiple questions this time so, perhaps you'll forgive me for digging up this post again.

First question: What makes them so expensive? Is it specifically the molds? The labor? The shipping/packaging? The refining to make sure no sharp edges end up well. You know where.

Second: Do you make them out of a factory? Or do you just have a small area where whenever someone orders you make one for them and send it out.

Third: Sales, how often do you sell one of these? Is it every single day constantly selling multiple or is it just one or two a day? Perhaps a couple a week? How popular is the product.

Fourth and last question: Is there any safety regulations you need to follow when actually making the products? Or could you literally just make whatever shape and size toy you wish?

1st: cost is mostly materials and quality of manufacture

2nd: They do have a factory of some sort, though I don't know any real details about it.

3rd: There's a wait on the items if you want a custom, and they sell quite a few pre-made ones as well. While I've never seen and specific sales figures (and wouldn't expect to), I can say that based on what I've seen, they sell quite well.

4th: Legally there are nearly no regulations on sex toy manufacture, they are mostly limited by what will work for mold on shape, and what people will pay on size (bigger toy, more material, more expensive). They can make pretty much anything they like aside from that, as long as it will work for a mold.

So there's an actual dragon dildo factory somewhere out there? I find that oddly awesome.

Genjar said:
So there's an actual dragon dildo factory somewhere out there? I find that oddly awesome.

As long as they're not produced by child labor.

Sure is, and they don't.
They also have taco Tuesday.

Cutedementia, Bad Dragon has a forum. All of the answers to your questions can be found there.

JoeX said:
Cutedementia, Bad Dragon has a forum. All of the answers to your questions can be found there.

sometimes you'll get better answers out of other people then a straight forward Q&A forum.

Cutedementia said:
sometimes you'll get better answers out of other people then a straight forward Q&A forum.

To be fair, all of my answers are based on info I learned spending time on the BD forums.

Halite said:
To be fair, all of my answers are based on info I learned spending time on the BD forums.

Shhhh, this is more fun.

Cutedementia said:
Shhhh, this is more fun.

Cutedementia pls

Halite said:
Sure is, and they don't.
They also have taco Tuesday.

The idea that somewhere there's an actual office with accountants and executives discussing quarter profits on dragon penises and new, improved methods of manufacturing said penises gives me hope for the world.

SirAntagonist said:
The idea that somewhere there's an actual office with accountants and executives discussing quarter profits on dragon penises and new, improved methods of manufacturing said penises gives me hope for the world.

and they have focus groups
made up of average american soccer moms

Munkelzahn said:
and they have focus groups
made up of average american soccer moms

And they focus on employee morale and synergy.
And there's probably one guy at the office that everyone hates, like todd from accounting or something.

Moon_Moon said:
And they focus on employee morale and synergy.
And there's probably one guy at the office that everyone hates, like todd from accounting or something.

Man, fuck Todd.

Moon_Moon said:
And they focus on employee morale and synergy.
And there's probably one guy at the office that everyone hates, like todd from accounting or something.

Employee morale is directly related to the products :3

Halite said:
Employee morale is directly related to the products :3

And Todd.

Cutedementia said:
It lives once more

Sorry Patchi, but unfortunately every time I have a question about bad-dragon I don't want to have to make another forum post. But I have multiple questions this time so, perhaps you'll forgive me for digging up this post again.

First question: What makes them so expensive? Is it specifically the molds? The labor? The shipping/packaging? The refining to make sure no sharp edges end up well. You know where.

Second: Do you make them out of a factory? Or do you just have a small area where whenever someone orders you make one for them and send it out.

Third: Sales, how often do you sell one of these? Is it every single day constantly selling multiple or is it just one or two a day? Perhaps a couple a week? How popular is the product.

Fourth and last question: Is there any safety regulations you need to follow when actually making the products? Or could you literally just make whatever shape and size toy you wish?

1. In addition to what has already been said, we take a LOT of care with our product line. We strive for perfection, and we don't skimp on the details just because it'll save a buck or two.

2. We have a very refined production process that incorporates the talents and skills of various dedicated people.

3. We are one of the most popular fantasy dildo companies currently in operation. We are working hard, every day, to meet the demand of our new and loyal customers.

4. Yes and no. There are no strict regulations, per se, however, we do want our customers to be able to enjoy their purchase. If it's a size/shape that is unusable, that's not a winner.

Bonus: Yeah. Fuck Todd.

EDFDarkAngel1 said:
4. Yes and no. There are no strict regulations, per se, however, we do want our customers to be able to enjoy their purchase. If it's a size/shape that is unusable, that's not a winner.

Wait. Arizona still has a law on the books that says someone can only have two dildos in their house. I'm assuming that it only applies to residential homes, right? Either way, do you guys still need to take special precautions because of that sometimes?

Blodsho said:
Wait. Arizona still has a law on the books that says someone can only have two dildos in their house. I'm assuming that it only applies to residential homes, right? Either way, do you guys still need to take special precautions because of that sometimes?

A factory is not a residence, they don't have any issues there.

Blodsho said:
Wait. Arizona still has a law on the books that says someone can only have two dildos in their house. I'm assuming that it only applies to residential homes, right? Either way, do you guys still need to take special precautions because of that sometimes?

That sounds like one of those laws that will never get enforced becuse of how stupid it is, like where I'm from:

A person may not cross state lines with a duck atop his head.
Citizens may not enter Wisconsin with a chicken on their head.
Oral sex is prohibited.
It is illegal to sleep naked.

Apparently we have had problems with people carrying farm animals on their heads, that have resulted in mass casualties or something

Edit:
According to this it's 6 dildos and they have the whole bill in plain text as well
http://www.idiotlaws.com/6-dildo-limit/

Halite said:
A factory is not a residence, they don't have any issues there.

I know a factory isn't a residence. I even alluded to that when I said "I'm assuming that it only applies to residential homes, right?" I think it's still a fair question. At the very least, I'd imagine they couldn't take too many prototypes home for testing or something.

Assuming it's enforced at all, of course. Probably isn't, even considering that a business might be under a bit more scrutiny than an average citizen. Just a bit of a legal curiosity to wonder about.

pc-king said:
That sounds like one of those laws that will never get enforced becuse of how stupid it is, like where I'm from:

A person may not cross state lines with a duck atop his head.
Citizens may not enter Wisconsin with a chicken on their head.
Oral sex is prohibited.
It is illegal to sleep naked.

Apparently we have had problems with people carrying farm animals on their heads, that have resulted in mass casualties or something

Really? I need to look that story up, then.

Here's a few from good ol' Florida:

You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers.

Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.

Oral sex is illegal. (here too)

A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.

Blodsho said:
Wait. Arizona still has a law on the books that says someone can only have two dildos in their house. I'm assuming that it only applies to residential homes, right? Either way, do you guys still need to take special precautions because of that sometimes?

No, that has never been an issue for us.

Bought the Bad Dragon David the werewolf a while back.

I got a small Razor as a test about 6 months ago(only had a small experience in anal play at the time), but now I'm going to be getting a large version. I've also been thinking about getting the Kip the Fox on-a-hole, and maybe even go as far to get a Chance unflared to play around with.

PiratexCore said:
I got a small Razor as a test about 6 months ago(only had a small experience in anal play at the time), but now I'm going to be getting a large version. I've also been thinking about getting the Kip the Fox on-a-hole, and maybe even go as far to get a Chance unflared to play around with.

Just wish they had more flexibility on there penetrable; different sized cores and swappable. The Equine rump was such a disappointment; so lacking from what it could have been.

I want to surprise my girlfriend with one. But i dont have the money

I've been wanting to get something from Bad Dragon for a while now, any suggestions?