Cutedementia said:
That's okay you can do someone here a -favor- for $200 to give to Anon so they can have a giant dog cock in them.

Banned cause Hehe... maybe your right

thatoneclarinetist said:
Banned cause Hehe... maybe your right

Perhaps I should have censored that word. I did it now.

Cutedementia said:
Perhaps I should have censored that word. I did it now.

Oh well *lays in field contemplating life choices*

thatoneclarinetist said:
Oh well *lays in field contemplating life choices*

Why are you slacking off? You have $200 to earn!

Cutedementia said:
Why are you slacking off? You have $200 to earn!

LOL it is 1:00am I should be sleeping but whateves i'm not even tired but I could earn 200 that way in like an afternoon at a gaybar LOL if I get a character that will be a comic I comisson i'll call it "any jod will do..."

This thread about fake vaginas and penises makes me want to commit seppuku.

I leave all my possessions to my lord and master Ippiki.

I have this in medium.
It's pretty great, but I want more. I fear the slippery slope.

By the way, has anyone sent a dragon dildo to the Super Best Friends yet? Ideally one that's frickin huge or veiny or dripping, or all of those.

Bad Dragon This thread scares me.

SirAntagonist said:
Bad Dragon This thread scares me.

Are you willing to earn $200 for the give anon a dildo fund?

anon_X said:
Mmm I would do anything for such a donation rofl. And I do mean -anything-

Film yourself inserting a large glass bottle into your ass until it breaks and then picking out the bloody pieces of glass?

Munkelzahn said:
Film yourself inserting a large glass bottle into your ass until it breaks and then picking out the bloody pieces of glass?

Amended: anything that doesn't involve blood, excessive pain, or possible jail time. Don't need that, I'm already an RSO.

anon_X said:
Amended: anything that doesn't involve blood, excessive pain, or possible jail time. Don't need that, I'm already an RSO.

Well then I can comisson an artist to make us charecters and we can make a furry sex tape but since you are an RSO i'll avoid Sashabelle

anon_X said:
Amended: anything that doesn't involve blood, excessive pain, or possible jail time. Don't need that, I'm already an RSO.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Registered_sex_offender
Now you've made me curious.
What was the nature of your offense?

Munkelzahn said:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Registered_sex_offender
Now you've made me curious.
What was the nature of your offense?

Stealing dildos directly from a masturbating female. Hence why we need to buy em their own!

Munkelzahn said:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Registered_sex_offender
Now you've made me curious.
What was the nature of your offense?

I have no comment. Not even a witty remark, which is odd since this should be fertile ground. But nope. Nothin.

Cutedementia said:
Are you willing to earn $200 for the give anon a dildo fund?

I am not willing to give up $200 so that I can send a fake dragon penis to someone on the internet.

SirAntagonist said:
I am not willing to give up $200 so that I can send a fake dragon penis to someone on the internet.

What about a fake dog penis?

anon_X said:
What about a fake dog penis?

If you're an attractive lady, there's people out there on the internets that will buy one in exchange for images and/or video of said fake dog penis in use.

Personally I find that a bit creepy, but I've certainly heard of it happening before, more than once.

Halite said:
If you're an attractive lady, there's people out there on the internets that will buy one in exchange for images and/or video of said fake dog penis in use.

Personally I find that a bit creepy, but I've certainly heard of it happening before, more than once.

I consider myself a fairly attractive gay male. I've posted myself online for free before, so wouldn't object to doing it for such an expensive toy. X3

anon_X said:
I consider myself a fairly attractive gay male. I've posted myself online for free before, so wouldn't object to doing it for such an expensive toy. X3

Think carefully before you go whoring yourself. It's more than likely you'll have to do something you're not 100% okay with, it can be illegal to do so, and there's a chance it'll bite you in the ass in the future!

... Not to mention guys generally have a harder time whoring than girls. I'm sure if you google hard enough though, you'll find somewhere.

Wasn't thinking of doing it as a profession- though porn star would work for me since I'm very open to fetishes and kinks. But some just for fun camwhoring or occasional for profit runs I wouldn't mind.

anon_X said:
porn star
camwhoring or occasional for profit runs

WELCOME TO ROCK BOTTOM

Population: you

SirAntagonist said:
WELCOME TO ROCK BOTTOM

Population: you

There is far lower to go than making porn.

SirAntagonist said:
WELCOME TO ROCK BOTTOM

Population: you

Work is always selling part of your body to somebody else, if you work for MC Donalds you sell your body to flip burgers for other people, if you work as a doctor you sell your body to cut open other people, as teacher you sell your brain and what is in it to amuse some children, ...

I seriously don't get why people selling their body for sex, especially if they enjoy it, is a bad thing, everybody else does it as well, in one shape or another.

NotMeNotYou said:
Work is always selling part of your body to somebody else, if you work for MC Donalds you sell your body to flip burgers for other people, if you work as a doctor you sell your body to cut open other people, as teacher you sell your brain and what is in it to amuse some children, ...

I seriously don't get why people selling their body for sex, especially if they enjoy it, is a bad thing, everybody else does it as well, in one shape or another.

We have to put down people who enjoy their job because if we can't then no one should.
Obviously.

SirAntagonist said:
WELCOME TO ROCK BOTTOM

Population: you

Well, at least he has a solid foundation

reads about work = corruption

I guess I sold myself when I signed up for band class in 5th grade and again in 9th grade when I decided to learn the Tenor Saxophone and I guess I finally sold my soul to the devil when I signed up for private Bassoon lessons...

thatoneclarinetist said:
reads about work = corruption

I guess I sold myself when I signed up for band class in 5th grade and again in 9th grade when I decided to learn the Tenor Saxophone and I guess I finally sold my soul to the devil when I signed up for private Bassoon lessons...

You're only hired because your body can play instruments, nobody who gives you a pay check could care less what person brings them money.

And prostitution is only bad because people still treat sex like something that's shameful and need to not be talked about, thus opening the floodgates for abuse and furthering negative consequences and stereotypes, how are they supposed to get unions and real protection from abuse if they are treated like trash by the public?

You play the clarinet, you should know how it feels to be treated like you're not playing a real or manly instrument.

NotMeNotYou said:
You play the clarinet, you should know how it feels to be treated like you're not playing a real or manly instrument.

Drums FTW

NotMeNotYou said:
You're only hired because your body can play instruments, nobody who gives you a pay check could care less what person brings them money.

And prostitution is only bad because people still treat sex like something that's shameful and need to not be talked about, thus opening the floodgates for abuse and furthering negative consequences and stereotypes, how are they supposed to get unions and real protection from abuse if they are treated like trash by the public?

You play the clarinet, you should know how it feels to be treated like you're not playing a real or manly instrument.

LOL where I wanna be hired as a high school band teacher so it reuires me to now an insturment or two it helps with qualifications, as well as to help me join the Seattle city symphony

Halite said:
There is far lower to go than making porn.

NotMeNotYou said:
Work is always selling part of your body to somebody else, if you work for MC Donalds you sell your body to flip burgers for other people, if you work as a doctor you sell your body to cut open other people, as teacher you sell your brain and what is in it to amuse some children, ...

I seriously don't get why people selling their body for sex, especially if they enjoy it, is a bad thing, everybody else does it as well, in one shape or another.

To me, work is much more than just whoring out what you were given with.

You work for a company as an engineer? You use the skills you've learned to produce something. You work as a construction worker? You use the strength you've built to build something. Even as a McDonalds worker you use social skills to some extent.

Porn star, model, camwhore, and even some acting jobs seem like the absolute least desirable professions to me. Unless you're doing it out of absolute necessity, it comes off as shallow to me.

If a porn star wants to be a porn star, I don't see how it's a bad thing.

If a whore wants to be a whore, I don't see how it's a bad thing.
(NOTE: If a whore is a sex addict, whoring herself for nothing. That is bad because that's an actual condition)

If a girl wants to use her body for money then do it, I don't see why it's a big deal sex does in fact feel good so I don't see how it can't be advantageous to everyone involved. The guy. (Or girl ;) ) get's enjoyment. And the girl get's not only enjoyment but she get's paid.

The only way I have an issue with this is if they are forced into it for whatever reason. Or don't like it. Or are doing it to get infair gains in situations like grades or job placements.

Bottom line: If she's doing it willingly, if she's enjoying herself, and if she's not giving herself an unfair advantage in exchange for sex. Let them do it, I don't see the harm.

SirAntagonist said:
...
Porn star, model, camwhore, and even some acting jobs seem like the absolute least desirable professions to me. Unless you're doing it out of absolute necessity, it comes off as shallow to me.

And that attitude seems pretty judgmental to me.
If you genuinely enjoy making porn, and it's something you want to do, then why should doing what you enjoy be considered bad?

Halite said:
And that attitude seems pretty judgmental to me.
If you genuinely enjoy making porn, and it's something you want to do, then why should doing what you enjoy be considered bad?

Do direct me to when I used the word "bad".

A drug lord is "bad". A porn star is "shallow".

Cutedementia said:
If a porn star wants to be a porn star, I don't see how it's a bad thing.

If a whore wants to be a whore, I don't see how it's a bad thing.
(NOTE: If a whore is a sex addict, whoring herself for nothing. That is bad because that's an actual condition)

If a girl wants to use her body for money then do it, I don't see why it's a big deal sex does in fact feel good so I don't see how it can't be advantageous to everyone involved. The guy. (Or girl ;) ) get's enjoyment. And the girl get's not only enjoyment but she get's paid.

The only way I have an issue with this is if they are forced into it for whatever reason. Or don't like it. Or are doing it to get infair gains in situations like grades or job placements.

Bottom line: If she's doing it willingly, if she's enjoying herself, and if she's not giving herself an unfair advantage in exchange for sex. Let them do it, I don't see the harm.

Don't mince words. I never said it was harmful.

SirAntagonist said:
Do direct me to when I used the word "bad".

A drug lord is "bad". A porn star is "shallow".

So, you don't think being shallow is a bad thing?

SirAntagonist said:
Don't mince words. I never said it was harmful.

I wasn't talking directly to anyone I was just stating my opinion to everyone.

Halite said:
So, you don't think being shallow is a bad thing?

You can be shallow and still be a good person.

I think it's undesirable, but not inherently bad.

SirAntagonist said:
You can be shallow and still be a good person.

I think it's undesirable, but not inherently bad.

So it's fair to say that you judge the profession in a negative light, which is judgmental, and unfair.
Why should anyone who is doing what they enjoy, and able to make a living from it be looked negatively on by anyone else?

Halite said:
So it's fair to say that you judge the profession in a negative light, which is judgmental, and unfair.
Why should anyone who is doing what they enjoy, and able to make a living from it be looked negatively on by anyone else?

Because it was a goddamn joke.

Everyone judges certain things in a negative light, and it's hypocritical to say that I shouldn't apply my own thoughts to a profession. I don't give a shit if someone's a prostitute, porn star, model, drifter, whatever. That doesn't mean that I have to respect what they do.

If I made a joke about lawyers or politicians being scumbags, I'll bet no one would give a shit.

SirAntagonist said:
Because it was a goddamn joke.

Everyone judges certain things in a negative light, and it's hypocritical to say that I shouldn't apply my own thoughts to a profession. I don't give a shit if someone's a prostitute, porn star, model, drifter, whatever. That doesn't mean that I have to respect what they do.

If I made a joke about lawyers or politicians being scumbags, I'll bet no one would give a shit.

It's not a joke when you defend your position against disagreement.

Halite said:
It's not a joke when you defend your position against disagreement.

That's stupid.

....and this whole thing started because I jokingly wanted a $100 dildo. Forum War if I asked for a motorcycle.

anon_X said:
....and this whole thing started because I jokingly wanted a $100 dildo. Forum War if I asked for a motorcycle.

Alright who's ready to PROSTITUTE THEMSELVES to get anon a motorcycle?

anon_X said:
....and this whole thing started because I jokingly wanted a $100 dildo. Forum War if I asked for a motorcycle.

No, it started because you said:

I've posted myself online for free before, so wouldn't object to doing it for such an expensive toy. X3

Cutedementia said:
Alright who's ready to PROSTITUTE THEMSELVES to get anon a motorcycle?

*high fives* I like you. XD I'd prefer this one specifically.

Edit: which, husky, came up talking about what Id do for said dildo. Initial causes.

anon_X said:
*high fives* I like you. XD I'd prefer this one specifically.

Edit: which, husky, came up talking about what Id do for said dildo. Initial causes.

Let's just all whore ourselves out, and donate all our 'winnings' to a science center willing to build anon a sex robot that feels exactly like the animal of his choice, with an AI complicated enough to know what to do when in bed with Anon.

Side note: They will make many models so donate enough and you get your own model of choice.

(Pony...)

Cutedementia said:
Let's just all whore ourselves out, and donate all our 'winnings' to a science center willing to build anon a sex robot that feels exactly like the animal of his choice, with an AI complicated enough to know what to do when in bed with Anon.

Side note: They will make many models so donate enough and you get your own model of choice.

(Pony...)

sign me up for a western dragon or crocodile one

thatoneclarinetist said:
sign me up for a western dragon or crocodile one

Okay so that's a base price of 150,000 which is in your line of work let's see. You get $10 every hour of whoring yourself so you have 15,000 hours of sex slave work to do. Better get moving that's 625 years of work or at a 40 hour work week that's 15 years! Better get moving.

Side note: You will be paid $50 an hour if you submit to any fetish, not just the ones specified by the company.

I wouldn't do it for $10 an hour. $50 flat starting rate, depending on what's involved. Hourly is a terrible idea.

anon_X said:
I wouldn't do it for $10 an hour. $50 flat starting rate, depending on what's involved. Hourly is a terrible idea.

$40 to start the day then 10 every hour involved?

There is no hope for this thread or fandom. Abandon ship!

okay this thread is getting a bit creepy, let's tone it back some

Rainbow_Dash said:
okay this thread is getting a bit creepy, let's tone it back some

But I wanted to suggest we buy anon X a motorcycle with a dildo seat :(

ippiki_ookami said:
gross

Lol ew

On the subject of 3D modeling.... I'll hook you up, cuz I'm the shit when it comes to 3D modeling. I got a friend that does this stuff too, PM Him.
*cough* Kayso *cough*

Rainbow_Dash said:
okay this thread is getting a bit creepy, let's tone it back some

Sorry but if we wana meet the deadline for raising Money to buy anon a dildo we can't tone it down at all.

Rainbow_Dash said:
okay this thread is getting a bit creepy, let's tone it back some

The thread's topic was asking who owned replicas of animal genitalia.

It was dead on arrival.

SirAntagonist said:
The thread's topic was asking who owned replicas of animal genitalia.

It was dead on arrival.

DOA, resuscitated oddly quickly.
Wonder what it takes to properly put a forum thread down?

Tunguska said:
DOA, resuscitated oddly quickly.
Wonder what it takes to properly put a forum thread down?

Mod/admin powers. :3

Tunguska said:
DOA, resuscitated oddly quickly.
Wonder what it takes to properly put a forum thread down?

One day it will be put to death.

And so will the users who started it and continued it.
many sads.

Cutedementia said:
If anyone buy's one of these and needs to talk to customs about it. PLEASE film yourself talking to them. (Secretly) So we can see the face of the guy/girl opening it to find colorful dragon cocks.

More back to the original topic. I would love to see that. Also, the things a customs agent could tell... Stories for months...

Patchi said:
One day it will be put to death.

And so will the users who started it and continued it.
many sads.

I shal keep this thread alive forever.....Forever.....Forever....Forever....

anon_X said:
More back to the original topic. I would love to see that. Also, the things a customs agent could tell... Stories for months...

My question is how do you work that strange double sided one that looks like a spike trap. Not sure how both of em are supposed to fit at the same time.....

Cutedementia said:
My question is how do you work that strange double sided one that looks like a spike trap. Not sure how both of em are supposed to fit at the same time.....

Either by being female or you could get a friend.

It is possible, though difficult, to get both in one hole at once.

Halite said:
It is possible, though difficult, to get both in one hole at once.

O.O

Cutedementia said:
O.O

They're fairly flexible.

Halite said:
They're fairly flexible.

Still. Mind = blown.

anon_X said:
Still. Mind = blown.

Not the only thing that's blown...

Cutedementia said:
Not the only thing that's blown...

Ba-zing.

Hey everyone,

I wanted to put myself out there for anyone who has questions about my company. I've been working there for a little under two years, and have played (and still play) a major role in its development and its operations.

That being said, I see a lot of people don't like the prices. If I may:

- You don't have to get an order toy. Check out our flops, most of the time they are little things that are large unnoticeable to anyone except our expert Quality Control. Nothing unsafe is EVER put up for sale, and we are upfront about any of the defects. Many of them are "the blend didn't go as planned", and they get some pretty nice discounts too.

- We do sales all the time. We have a Featured Toy that is generally 15% off, not to mention that we post new stock and inventory on Fridays. Refresh our page around noon(ish), and take advantage of our sales. Move quickly though, a lot of people are already onto this.

- Toypics is a great reference if you want to know how the toy looks and feels. They discuss the difference in our firmnesses, wtf a cumtube is, and how our lube stacks up next to our competitors.

- Conventions. We attend them, and we are really excited for BLFC, among others. You can interact with some of our staff, check out our products, and many cool things that we've been spending the past year developing for you!

- Ask us. Our customer service side operates via tickets off the BD website, and they strive to answer everyone in a timely manner. Ask your questions, they love making sure people get exactly what they want.

You are also welcome to contact the website management, staffed by Dragonfruit (subsidary of Bad Dragon) as well as myself. You can reach me directly via email ([email protected]) or Dragonfruit Skype (dragonfruit-manager).

Peekaboo said:
Just wondering, a bit off-topic.
How's business going for Bad-Dragon? Is there any chance you guys will go bankrupt and we will have to look elsewhere for our dragondicks, horsie buttholes and various dongs from various animals. Just curious~

I can't say anything specific, cuz I haven't a clue, but they're making a new toy like every week.
If they were doing poorly, they wouldn't be able to do that.
So, I'm betting they're doing solid business.
Adult items are one of the few types of business that actually go up during recessions (and not usually down during good economy).
Fast food is another like that.

Halite said:
I can't say anything specific, cuz I haven't a clue, but they're making a new toy like every week.
If they were doing poorly, they wouldn't be able to do that.
So, I'm betting they're doing solid business.
Adult items are one of the few types of business that actually go up during recessions (and not usually down during good economy).
Fast food is another like that.

I wonder why that is.

Cutedementia said:
I wonder why that is.

Human mentality.
When we're depressed (money trouble is a major cause of depression) we want a quick and easy pick me up.
Nothing beats an orgasm for a quick endorphin rush.
And, we spend money on what makes us happy.

Fast food because it's cheap (not really any more but people still think it is) and quick.