Topic: e621furries.txt

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Post some truly horrible comments here! No restrictions!

Kayden posted

OMG I'M GETTING AN ORGASM THE WAY YOU RUB YOUR FLAP ACROSS MINE!

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stink said:
I wish i was there, i would fuck that dragon in his sexy fat ass until his ass consumed me and i was in him !!!

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Capitalizin said:
How is this random? ALLOW ME TO EDUCATE YOU STUPID, IMBECILIC, BLIND, IGNORANT, LOW MENTAL CAPACITY PRICKS that think the word "random" is just a "weird" concept of perception to you. Possibly you are mentally handicapped from being a failed abortion from your single mother that had sex with her brother. She then drank heavily while pregnant to get over the fact that shes a worthless piece of crap with no integrity and shitted you out of her dirty infected uterus hole in the toilet of a southern truck stop. Thus resulting in you falling out 2 months early, all the while still having barely enough brain tissue to allow basic human function. Of course, this means you don't have enough synapses sparking in the brain to process some basic fucking logic and an ability to perceive abstract perceptions. For something to be random it has to have no specific pattern, purpose, or objective. The purpose of this picture is that the artist is providing his/her "audience" or community with art. The objective there is to get watchers on his/her Fur Affinity account or to buy this crap.. Maybe it's a suggestion that the artist wants a giant novelty sized dildo up his/her clogged up pooper.

came literally out of nowhere

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Capitalizin said:
How is this random? ALLOW ME TO EDUCATE YOU STUPID, IMBECILIC, BLIND, IGNORANT, LOW MENTAL CAPACITY PRICKS that think the word "random" is just a "weird" concept of perception to you. Possibly you are mentally handicapped from being a failed abortion from your single mother that had sex with her brother. She then drank heavily while pregnant to get over the fact that shes a worthless piece of crap with no integrity and shitted you out of her dirty infected uterus hole in the toilet of a southern truck stop. Thus resulting in you falling out 2 months early, all the while still having barely enough brain tissue to allow basic human function. Of course, this means you don't have enough synapses sparking in the brain to process some basic fucking logic and an ability to perceive abstract perceptions. For something to be random it has to have no specific pattern, purpose, or objective. The purpose of this picture is that the artist is providing his/her "audience" or community with art. The objective there is to get watchers on his/her Fur Affinity account or to buy this crap.. Maybe it's a suggestion that the artist wants a giant novelty sized dildo up his/her clogged up pooper.

What

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Barbados said:
Can I do him please? *rides and sucks his cock hard for a long time as we have a ton of orgasms and we kiss each other with tongue and I rub his nipples*

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Barbados said:
Okay, lick a smile on my face by licking my face, than my cock until I cum than ride me hard with your tongue out.

(In response)
Joker said: You're a terrible excuse for a human being. Go rot in hell, you worthless, rotten, asshole-fucking sack of shit. Go back to humping your father's ancient cock.

Ah, you beat me to the Brrbrrdrrs comments.

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I wanted to show a response to one of his comments. And I didn't want ip to be lonely in here

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I'd list more but I'm at uni and don't wanna browse e6 proper.

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Ramiel said:
It's funny how you follow Erk around like a dog to it's master

This was directed at yours truly. The single most insulting thing that's ever been said to me.

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KaneTW said:
That's pretty harsh did you ban him?

It was iruel. And I've banned iruel a total of 22 times so far.

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D-D-D-DOUBLE POST

Sweet.Feet said:
You know? I do that with my grandma almost every day! I'm not kidding!

said on this image
post #51737

I can play this game all day.

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What are the guidelines to quoting people in this thread? Are we only quoting banned users? Are we only quoting posts that are beyond the two-week statute of limitations on complaints?

I ask because if people quote active users or recent posts, those quoted may start a firestorm of back-and-forth insults here.

It might be a better idea to just let admin handle the bad posts by way of user complaints. If there is an e621 community (and I'm not interested in arguing that), I'm not sure this idea is good for it.

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ippiki_ookami said:
brrbrrdrrs quote

That's cheating.

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DobiesHot said:
Words

We're just sharing funny, disgusting comments. Most are old and any new ones have probably already been addressed.

The only unspoken rule (it's pretty duh and a rule everywhere) is don't create creepy comments here. Alright maybe quoting Barbados is cheating his comments are slimy gold

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donkeydick said:
We coyotes belong to you wolves *whimpers as the cub reluctently and obediantly says it to make the rape
stop as i know i just sigbed over my
body instead*

from post #118523

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Insomniac0vrLrd said:
I rly dont understand who draws sick shit like this. "normal" diaper art is fine...but this? srsly ...wtf???

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prokura said:
yummi kitty pussy
So hot look at her feed she can't stand it any more.
Shaking a little she is hoping her herm mistress will let her cum soon.
Imagine her screaming and moaning during her climax.
Maybe begging with her sweetest voic : please mistress pleeeeeas let meee cum ... aaaaaaaaa ... aaaaaaaaa .. omg ... yes .. aaaaa ... ffff . nnnnnaaaaaaa yes ... aaaaaaaaaaa(cum) .. pant pant

or something like that its up to you
have fun

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Munkelzahn said:
his cock looks like a water balloon that's about to burst

wolfegalvin said:
as long as it bursts inside my ass and floods me with juicy goodness

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pingpong101 said:
I would like to point out the conversation that cracky and myself had here: post #216887
It was fun.

The fun part was when he reported you for it.

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This entire thread has me lolling hard! What a truly awesome idea... A free speech thread! Ive got plenty to say, just not sure if im ready for the attention...

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KaneTW said:
Anything containing hir or shi.

huuuh?
like suSHI? Or SHIeld? Or HIRed? You so lost me here lol

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ippiki_ookami said:
The fun part was when he reported you for it.

I was reported? Ha, that's even funnier. I honestly thought my first comment was obvious enough, but I guess he would never have got it.

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IvoryWolf said:

KaneTW said:
Anything containing hir or shi.

huuuh?
like suSHI? Or SHIeld? Or HIRed? You so lost me here lol

Hir and Shi are the pronouns used for herms. also Zi is commonly used as a herm pronoun.

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cookiekangaroo said:

Hir and Shi are the pronouns used for herms. also Zi is commonly used as a herm pronoun.

Which are absolutely horrible and everyone using them should be shot.

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hammerbro26 said:
id love to be under those balls *crawls under balls hey its nice under here

hammerbro26 said:
hehe crushed against his butt hehe

hammerbro26 said:
lol the guy said neine he must be a german, neine means no in german if u didnt know that

hammerbro26 said:
lol yup haha he put hammer in her pussy lol and how you said hammered her was funny

HOURS OF FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY

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Shocking statistics:

There are 395 comments containing 'shi' or 'hir' by 327 users.
27 comments with a score > 0 by 27 users
65 with a score < 0 by 57 users.

This must not stand.

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Emperor_E.K. said:
Luna you have no reason to cry. You are never, and will never, be alone in this world. You have no reason to think that we don't love you as much as Celestia, or even more. If you existed in this world, we would probably accept you and love you like you were family. Same with Celestia if she existed in this world with you. I would hope that everyone would treat you and Tia in the same way, but you can always be sure that you will have someone who looks up to you with respect and love. The love of a Brother or Sister, a Mother or Father. So do not cry, because we shall always be with you...
~Emperor E.K. , of the E.K.Empire~

written to a fictional character on a picture

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ippiki_ookami said:
written to a fictional character on a picture

I would have said "Ah sad Luna don't cry, we love you." Done. But at least his wasn't vomit_fuel

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ippiki_ookami said:
The game.
You're playing it wrong.

Yeah, but I lost the game anyway, so it doesn't matter.

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bloodlordjm said:
yet avatar its self is riped off from anothe movie idea so its a ripe off of a ripe off

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I fucking lost it at Ipp's. OH RIPE OFF YOU RIPING RIPER

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AbsebaroKoon said:
 Everything Barbados says made me lol so hard! I can't believe he got away with saying all this for a long time!

we tried being nice, but he wouldn't stop, we speak to him sternly and he starts a tattling, we ban his nigger ass and he starts threatening with legal action and war.

So yeah, Barbados deserves everything he gets, and more

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Aurali said:
we tried being nice, but he wouldn't stop, we speak to him sternly and he starts a tattling, we ban his nigger ass and he starts threatening with legal action and war.

So yeah, Barbados deserves everything he gets, and more

How many times did he ban evade?

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Rainbow_Slash said:
How many times did he ban evade?

It's impossible to say, since not many of his bans just flat out say "barbados ban evasion." But if I were to guess, I'd say about 25-30.

Synica said:
No, but you're mentally challenged because you can't and won't read. Like I and others have said, blacklisting isn't working. Both my_little_pony and friendship_is_magic are on my blacklist and yet still every 3rd picture is some bullshit MLP picture. Look at the tags of this submission we're arguing on. It's main tag is my_little_pony and yet I still found it, didn't I?

You fucking retard. Now fuck off and go and fix this site's blacklisting for me. Until then, deal with it when I tell you to go and fuck yourself and take your childish MLP bullshit with you. ;)

Not gonna lie, I always hated this dude, and it felt fucking good to ban his ass.

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kagemitsu said:
fuck it... *WS tosses his trousers aside and mounts the lioness, plunging his throbing sword into her moist wanting need*

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FeralBeast said:
I like the taste of yellow pee too. :P Yeah, the taste is strong, but so much is pleasure. Quite nice to do it to your partner in the morning, so that they don't have to get up and go to the bathroom. :)

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Spyrox33 said:
ohhh almost forgot when i was jacking my meat today in the bathroom samething happened to me that happened to crome. when he started cumming he squirted a bit of cum on is forehead. hehe thats what happened to me first time too. never seems to squirt that far when i want it to.mmm when my onw cum squirted on my face it felt nice and warm i just loved it.

mmmmm that is yummy. and hey i love crome too i even made a facebook account with his name in it and i agree with some of the commenters we all masterbate nothing gay about that. and hey im a bisexual and you dont hear me complaining about hot stuff like this. ohh and i normally dont like feet but this flash and donomers flashes has turned me on to dragon furry and scalie feet. and i found this on herpy.net but i tried downloading it and my video player said the security setting blah blah blah wouldnt work but this site i have had no trouble with it

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lots of lulz but Ippiki's last quote is just nasty...

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Kathy said:
My name is Kathy, Age: 16. Gender: Female. Height: 11 Feet, 9 in length. The skin outside me is a darkish green texture, it is smooth and soft, my belly, chest, and neck have a tanned white color, it is soft and smooth too. I produce almost 8 gallons of milk every hour and I often feed it to my love, Basil. My pussy is 2 1/2 deep, after a penis is struck after the 1 feet mark, i have little sensors that massage the penis and caress it. I wear a pure gold bracelet that Basil gave me and a little gold bracelet around my tail. I have a light blue scarf, also a gift from Basil. I am very strong and i have razor-sharp claws that can tear apart enemies that come. My blood is extremely venomous and most will die within minutes if they drank my blood.

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wolfsouljer said:
I ate i fucked an avatar now i ve a blue tongue, dick, and now blue daughter. :3

I don't even know what was trying to be said.

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Double_D said:
I wish i had my mouth around that cock taking in all that yummy cum

Seasoned users know this guy as Travis.

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sweettooth said:
oh my god, it took me all night but ... spend time masterbating bejhind her back, use the sleep move robert did and jerk off instead ... ugh then spend time working her over with pizza and cumming in it, use the nude card game to guade how much she likes you, if she stairs at your cock that means she's willing to suck it instead of food, sucking gives her food annyway, she will only suck once hse's in her panties, so use the video game to be nice then strip her down. on the six/seventh day if you have been keeping this up do the movie bit, but instead of ingnoring her pull up her skirt, start to jerk off but then run, she will fallow you to the restroom and written head will follow, on the seventh day after all this play the race game with her, then make her eat dust then have her take panties off, start stroking, then ask her to spead her legs, then ask her the second option besides comming. She will give you wonderfull head. haven't tried other things, was seventh day. I would go again but I'm wipped out from cumming so much. I will try again tommarrow but now I'm off to thank the create and pass out from over orgamsing

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CJY101 said:
Now if I saw this, I would first pay the guy like 20X the amount charged. Then beat the HELL out of them and say "You should know that Blaze is worth a fortune DUMBASS!" Last, I take Blaze and my money home with me.

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Tynach said:
I have a fetish for suffocation (in rp, not real life), with ME being the one suffocated... And I also like to imagine myself getting raped while being a cub. I'll admit I fapped to the other two images in this series, but this one is... Well, REALLY creepy.

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oh god this is all kinds of nasty....... keep it up I wanna do a search but I'm too neutral to what people say

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Koekje said:
If you remove a valid tag again not only will I IP ban you from the site for the rest of your life I will personally hunt you down and shit on your dick. Faggot.

Gotta love the old administration.

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ippiki_ookami said:
Gotta love the old administration.

They were pretty amusing

Ghost1000 said:
I so want to have sex with that orca's mouth and tongue, I always wanted that. Me next. I'd like to be in there while I masturbate.

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sciencetroll said:
Well, iv already called the WAAAmbuance. Hope they can heal your butthurt wounds. I got mah lulz. Im done here, copypastai.ng this trolling win to put on ED. fyi a big cancer chasing cell is coincidentaly called e621 by furfags

from post #188103

What's funny is he tried to create a number of alt accounts after I initially banned him, but I squashed them moments after they were created, and he gave up. One of the better failures in trolling in my opinion.

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pandacakes said:
omg this picture is so hot, I mean I come back daily to look at it (and do other things to it ;)) not only is the artwork spectacular but the picture itself and the premise are great; the look she gives, the little but of her chest hanging out, the fact shes a bartender... its all so sexy. Ive never considered myself a furry, (not that I have anything against them, just never really into that kinda stuff) but I seen this and cant stop masturbating till I come whenever I look at it. This photo alone might honestly have turned me into a furry.

And to think, he started out so not creepy

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gtsluver said:
THIS IS FUCKIN' STUPID! FUCK YOU RIVERFAG! NOPE TO THIS FAGGOT ASS BOORU!

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KillerRider45 said:
I had one hell of a boner to this and blew my load for hours, very hard.

I had the horniest fantasy to this. The fantasy will be where Gumball is wearing that outfit, he's in the girls locker room and he's masturbating in one of the shower stalls, he's got a huge cock and ball sac, his cock is four feet long, four inches wide and thick with a ball sac the size of a super sized watermelon, as he masturbates while the water is running, than he gets caught by a girl and the girl gets an idea and she gets every girl she knows to come watch Gumball masturbate, all of them girls are the girl's friends, the female members of her family, all of the girls at the school, even all of the female members that are in Gumball's family which include his mom, his sister and anyone else whose a girl. All of them are watching Gumball jerk off his huge horsecock while all of them watch, all of them even touch him and rub his massive rod for a while too. All of this is happening while someone plays the song "Mrs. Robinson" on a radio and even the song turns Gumball on, eventually, Gumball blows his load and when he does, he blows his load for hours, literally hours and after that's over, they all keep doing that till everyone gets their fill.

It may be a weird yet freaky fantasy but it just one day popped into my head when I saw this and when I heard about Gumball had worn a dress.

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Best flash game EVER! Everytime I fire this up I can't stop fapping till my member is sore. Prob doesn't help I always go for the school girl element ( black skirt, pink panties, white bra, headband, Asuka hair in black, white knee high socks, school shoes and finished off with the smallest body style and smallish breasts ), from there my primal lust takes over and I can't stop till I'm completely spent.

._.

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FeralBeast said:
What's wrong with "creepy" comments? I think they're funny to read. :D

The fact that they are and have always been against the rules. Allowing people to leave creepy comments on an art site doesn't make sense, regardless of the content it hosts.

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