ippiki_ookami said:
The fact that they are and have always been against the rules. Allowing people to leave creepy comments on an art site doesn't make sense, regardless of the content it hosts.

BUT MUH FREEDOMZ

ippiki_ookami said:
The fact that they are and have always been against the rules. Allowing people to leave creepy comments on an art site doesn't make sense, regardless of the content it hosts.

Is there sense in having fun? :) From reading and maybe even from writing...

Comments like "I'd fuck that" on a clean picture indeed are silly and pointless, but what's wrong with those detailed comments, like the ones above, on pictures full of penises, vaginas, anuses, and with at least five fetishes involved? It won't hurt anyone. :) These comments are much more entertaining than usual "goodbye my childhood" on Rule34 pictures, "eww" on watersports pictures, "wtf" on nightmare fuel pictures... well, you get the idea.

FeralBeast said:
Is there sense in having fun? :) From reading and maybe even from writing...

Comments like "I'd fuck that" on a clean picture indeed are silly and pointless, but what's wrong with those detailed comments, like the ones above, on pictures full of penises, vaginas, anuses, and with at least five fetishes involved? It won't hurt anyone. :) These comments are much more entertaining than usual "goodbye my childhood" on Rule34 pictures, "eww" on watersports pictures, "wtf" on nightmare fuel pictures... well, you get the idea.

You can have fun without being creepy. ._.;;

Lol what exactly was the point of this thread again?

IvoryWolf said:
Lol what exactly was the point of this thread again?

Showcasing creepy comments for lulz.

Floyde said:
Ijustburst, you make e621 sick to it's stomache, i fail to see why you continue posting after ive witnessed your fail trolling elsewhere on this site, please stop posting for the love of god...chock on the knot why dont ya, til you learn to love it <3 You can like knot without liking zoo, how hot would it be to get stuck to your lover for a half hour cumming endlessly.(Canines are so gifted lol). cause im not a zoophile at all, so that sure doesn't offend me at all *hides a snicker* Okay i am! you got me! i give up furry altogether, the namecalling is too much for my sensible tastes! WAhhhhh. *rolfs!* grow up, dont post, or gtfo.. i hate stupid people, you guys really shouldnt reproduce.

my sides are moving on their own

Makira18 said:
WY HUMAN COCKS?!!!!!!!!! got damnit i want DOG COCKS! getting ANGRY!

look out we got a hulk over here

Blaziken said:
look out we got a hulk over here

I WANT FUCKING DOG COCKS.
I WILL NOW PROCEED TO STIMULATE MY HUMAN MEMBER TILL IT'S SORE.

AbsebaroKoon said:
Now that's something to comment on

I was sarcastic in case you didn't get it

KaneTW said:
I was sarcastic in case you didn't get it

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DontExplainTheJoke

Släneri said:
Okay, *click* Now then... *goes all fours behind him*

He was trying to RP a picture

If I could just see a list of my report tickets, I imagine I could break out a full list of these. Pfeh.

Actini said:
If I could just see a list of my report tickets, I imagine I could break out a full list of these. Pfeh.

Half of reported comments are things like "i want to be the wolf" and "wingboner".
For the good stuff, you have to dig.

Blackharte said:
Awwww I love to see cute little things entirely VIOLATED BY TENTACLE FUCK MONSTERS!! *fapsfuriously*

lolstandard

otterman said:

my god *-* "if my heart was a house... ...you d be home."
i said it to my mate and he was so happy about it ♥
♥♥♥♥~Dylan i love you so much man~♥♥♥♥ i wan't to be with you forever♥♥♥ could not wait till 8pm when youre back home >.>

Jake

This is not exactly creepy, but it has a nice effect. The effect I speak of is bumping this thread, even though I am not good at finding creepy comments.

edit:

Meow said:
I can feel her pleasure!!!! oh my i want to feel her pleasure NAO!!!!

It's incredibly creepy to post about how you LOVE YOUR MATE OHGODOHGOD LOVE HIM SO MUCH

on a public site.

(Keep it to yourself for fuck's sake.)

KaneTW said:
It's incredibly creepy to post about how you LOVE YOUR MATE OHGODOHGOD LOVE HIM SO MUCH

on a public site.

(Keep it to yourself for fuck's sake.)

No, furries usually don't understand that.
Or fail to care, so they wonder why people don't like the fandom.

Man, I hate when people call their BF/GF their "mate". I've heard some say "Saying boyfriend just doesn't seem right" Well MATE is pretty fucking weird too. Hurf durf Im a fucking tiger

Whatever you say, mate. But yeah, "mate" as a term for one's partner is one of those furry terms that always seems fucking weird to me

Dingbat titties are very suckable.]

I would love to pull off those bikini bottoms and lick her tight wolfie cunt.]

Oh my god I want that warm little kitty slit.]

I bet she has a nice tight feathery cunny slit.]

That straight little cunny slit must be so tight.]

Jen Seng has fat cunny lips underneath a thick bush of straight black Chinese pussy hair.]

post #109972

Rusteee said:
Hurf durf Im a fucking tiger

lol, read that as "Hurf durf Im fucking a tiger"

Munkelzahn said:
lol, read that as "Hurf durf Im fucking a tiger"

well that's implied

I will just post a link instead of quoting all the madness.

post #73663

ryank22 said:
I cant lie but i actually role play as sea salt irl. me and my boyfriend r fox and dog. An my character is sea salt. I have gotten it everyway so far like he has and its been a real excitement to me.

long live Sea Salt.

He's such a little trooper

http://e621.net/post/show/222581

ippiki_ookami said:
came literally out of nowhere

Spark 2 synapses together and you'll figure out where it came from.

post #211360 has a ton of amazing comments.

Capitalizin said:
Spark 2 synapses together and you'll figure out where it came from.

And the moral of the story is, don't give admins a reason to investigate your IP address by talking shit if you're ban evading. Class dismissed.

ippiki_ookami said:
And the moral of the story is, don't give admins a reason to investigate your IP address by talking shit if you're ban evading. Class dismissed.

*applauds heartily* <3

ippiki_ookami said:
And the moral of the story is, don't give admins a reason to investigate your IP address by talking shit if you're ban evading. Class dismissed.

Ipp is best admin.

ippiki_ookami said:
And the moral of the story is, don't give admins a reason to investigate your IP address by talking shit if you're ban evading. Class dismissed.

Looks like he created that account almost immediately after being banned the first time. Bets on how many hours it'll be before he makes another?

ikdind said:
Looks like he created that account almost immediately after being banned the first time. Bets on how many hours it'll be before he makes another?

Could be anytime...

Shadeol said on post #75015 :
Oh man that's so fucking hot. As soon as I saw it I dropped my pants and fapped but I was too sweaty from arousal so I had to lube it.

This is the only one I have found...

SnowWolf said:
.... "please help me? I have no hands to fap with!"

True Story

Once upon a time, I opened the trunk of a Pontiac Parisienne and grasped a basket of laundry with two hands. I leaned over the trunk a bit to shut it, trapping my penis inside. I spent an agonizing moment screaming and unlocking the trunk. It left a blood blister. Ouch.

loved post #215214

Rhiorrha said:
Let's not take a nap!
Who wants to take a nap?
Let's let go, let's cut loose
Put that horn on your head
to good use (oh, Oh, OH!!)
Let's not nap today
Let's engage in sexual play
Let's not sleep, let's keep busy
Multiple orgasms 'til we're dizzy
*squish, squish, squish-squish-squish-squish*
Let's do 69, someone hold Megan's heels
Let's lick slit until dawn
Let's have a nipple-fight
find what our g-spots are for *yawn*

Goodness me, did someone yawn?

Time we took our naps, before our goodies prolapse
No it's not, I'm not ready
didn't find my g-spot
There's stains on my teddy
To your beds, douse the light
And when you wake up we'll resume this tonight

willer said:
I don't think you all realize that you just watched a disembodied cock spring to full erection so fast that the constant unnaturally clear precum literally exploded out in a wave of sexual energy.

Because if you understood that and still think it's bad, then I'm not sure if it's opposite day or if you aren't furries.

blackphantom770000 said:
ok ur late but that is a very good question...or is he just giving his porn to people he does not kno is leaking it. or they are going into his appartment and scanning it behind his back...cuz i kinda dont believe boy scout tom would be willingly doing this...(also tk popularity has gone WAAAAAY down. i mean about a year ago e6 was poppin porn about it constantly like 3-4 pics every week or two weeks but then it started to slow down meaning popularity is hitting a rut. u kno people are interested in ur stuff if they make porn of it. since barely anyones making porn of tk that means not that many furs r watching and by not watching that means no one is donating (or donating as much as they use to) which hurts his pockets soo this might be a new advertisement strategy kind of an emergency thing. i personally think popularity has changed cuz tom is sparatic with updates as of late and the updates that do cum (lol i made a funny) are very dry not juicy drama but still storyline that get u to the next scene. if he was more constant with his posts and kept the story more juicy it would still be popular. I would hate w8ting a week for a page that was good but boring so i didnt feel like a week was worth something not worth it so i read tk two times a year. once in the summer and once in the winter so the pages can back up on me and i have something worthwhile to read rather than w8ting for a new page that feels like filler. he might be doing porn but then again he might not and this is just an oversite some how...anyways who knows just enjoy it and no one tell tom or he might get wise and ask admin to remove the pics

post #227528

Edit: I guess you could look at any of that guy's comments for more of the same.

Snicket224 said:
Pls fuck me. You or just to gorgeous to bad he isn't real or else I'd ask him to get in a threesome with me and my bf.

Seriously this guy need English lessons and some manners.

UndeadNightmare said:
No, stop being an asshole. I can as creepy, or as non-creepy as I want to be. I am me, and that will never change, so if you don't like it, you can kiss my happy, white ass.

*snrk*

Blaziken said:
*snrk*

e621furries.txt - i can as creepy

xLuna said:
This is the only one I have found...

Actually, he's just quoting this.