Banned because Pokemon runs on a turn-based battle system, I know exactly when you'll strike.

Banned for figuring out my weaken-

QUICK ATTACK!

Banned because EXTREMESPEED!

Banned becaus GOTTA GO FAAAAAAAAASSSSSSTTTT!!!!!!

Banned because I'm playing Sonic Battle right now. :V

Banned for playing sanic der herdgehorg.

Banned because post #154984.

Banned for stealing all energy from my car battery.

Banned because I needed that energy to launch my orbital death r-- I mean my completely harmless satellite. >.>

Banned because in the Tamers universe Digimon is a franchise, they have the TV show and the card game and games and so on. And Ryo is in Tamers. And Ryo was directly involved in the events leading up to Adventure 02. But Adventure 02 is just a TV show in the Tamers universe so... WHAT?!

Banned for thinking too much.

Banned for thinking too little.

Perma'd for not thinking at all.

Forever'd for having a negative IQ.

Infinity'd for picking on someone with a Negative IQ.

Finite'd for changing your avatar AGAIN!

banned for believing that the term "negative IQ" is original and/or creative

Banned because nothing I said indicated I thought it was original or creative. I just thought I'd take things to their logical extreme.

Banned because my laptop's battery is dying and I'm here typing this instead of getting up and connect the charger :V

Banned because something something something Dark Side.

Banned because one of the gangers in my Deus Ex Human Revolution game has apparently glitched himself into a wall. And now I can't kill him. But I need to for a quest.

Frustration ban go!

Permas the gang-guy for mission glitch.
Bans Square for a game-breaking one time only? glitch. [7 seconds]

Bannd because [BAN REASON NOT AVAILABLE, PLEASE REBOOT AND TRY AGAIN].

Banned because "Virus = Very Yes"http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail118.html

Banned because Vaccine dominates Virus.

virus of because Banned

.sdrawkcab gniklat rof dennaB

.drawrof gniklat rof dennaB

Banned because you've got mononucleosis, halitosis, scoliosis, fifteen days is my prognosis, you need red and blue pill doses! You've got scabies and phlebitis, chronic rabies, hepatitis, you'll be brave and you'll unite us then you'll die of menengitis! Wait, wait... I'm wrong... you have... crabs. You're still banned though.

Banned because Noben draws better when drunk

Banned for not Demoman.

Banned for performing illegal !!SCIENCE!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36lSzUMBJnc

Test-Subject_217601 said:
!!SCIENCE!!

MORE MAGMA

I ban the two people above me for not banning the people above them. :V
Also, I claim this thread in the name of SCIENCE!

I ban above user for Chuck Norris. (Best reason ever.)

Queen_Tyr'ahnee said:
I ban above user for Chuck Norris. (Best reason ever.)

Banned for an over used, unfunny meme.

Banned because all memes are overused and unfunny.

Banned because it's true

Banned because that ban reason is bad and you should feel bad.

Banned because you are not Zoidberg.

Banned because I just burned myself. ;-;

Banned because who gave you matches???

Banned because I burned myself with soup, not matches. ;-;

Banned because you can eat soup but not matches.

Banned because that's not really a ban reason. :/
Also banned because you can eat matches, but you shouldn't.

Banned for talking about eating matches. Weirdos.

Banned because WE'VE GOT RIGHTS! FIRST AMENDMENT! CENSORSHIP! WHARRGARBL!

Banned for making me laugh.

Rookke said:
Banned for making me laugh.

Banned for being a rookie. Learn yourself something.

Banned for something, something... THAT'S NOT AN "I", IT'S A "K", FUCKPUMP! D:<

Banned because C:\Users\Desktop

Banned because C:\Users\Owner\Pictures\TF2Sprays

C:\Banned\because\this\file\path\does\not\exist\until\it\is\created.ban

Banned because I just created that filepath.
post #75808

banned because E=MC^vagina.

Banned because vaginas aren't square-shaped at all. :/

Banned because Minecraft vaginas what?

Banned because it's going to be in the triple digits all next week, ffs.

Banned because what's gonna be in the triple digits all next week?

Banned because I want to know too

Banned for not knowing I was talking about the temperature.

Banned because I'm Canadian, triple digit temperatures here BOIL WATER!

EDIT: Unless they're measured in Kelvin, but that's usually reserved for scientific purposes.

Banned because I'm stealing your Canadian weather.

Banned because which season are you stealing and what province are you stealing it from?

Banned because I don't really care, just take my Central Texas weather and run with it.

Banned because I've never seen such finger speed.

Banned for not doing type tests
42

Banned for having a shitty WPM. (71, muhfugga)

Mario583 said:
Banned for not doing type tests
42

Is that your adjusted WPM?

Banned for pathetic lack of typing skills.
Adjusted speed 84 WPM on first attempt here. Details: 2-minute Aesop's Fables test, raw speed 86 WPM, 3 errors (98% accuracy). Touch-typing: it works, bitches.

EDIT: I BAN THE BIRD BECAUSE FUCKING NINJAS EVERYWHERE

I ban Snowy for being too slow. Again.

I ban Blaziken because I'm tired of these motherfucking ninjas in this motherfucking thread.

Banned because you hate ninjas while you can be one

Banned because this thread is dildoes.

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Banned because this is how crab people talk
also
ninjas ninjas ninjas ninjas