AbsebaroKoon said:
*throws pie at him*

Oh, and you're also banned

Instigating a food fight? That's a bannin'.

I ban Rookke for having too many double letters in his name.

Banned for excessive use of emoticons that often just appear as incorrect squares. And for cake, lots of cake.

Banned because you're right

Banned for still being a water type, using those damn box-emoticons, and generally being a fucking psyduck. Also banned for having constant headaches, 'cos that just ain't right.

BANNED BANNED BANNED BANNED BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNED

Banned for punching Typhlosion.

Test-Subject_217601 said:
Banned for punching Typhlosion.

Banned For What Science has done to that Seviper

Banned for implying science has ever done anything bad.

Your ignorance of Fat Man and Little Boy has earned you a nice ban.

Your ignorance of the learning potential of mistakes confuses me.
You are banned for confusing me.

You are banned for having posted at the same hour as the one before you.

Banned because Rookke posted at 2:54 PM and I posted at 3:10 PM. Those are different hours.

Banned for posting 16 minutes after Rookke

Banned because I probably didn't post EXACTLY 16 minutes after him.

Banned because it only says "x time ago" anyway

Banned because if you mouse over the "x time ago" thing it'll say the time it was posted.

Banned because I didn't know that

Banned for not knowing that.

Banned because I usually post from a 3DS and can´t do that.

Banned for owning a game platform that I don't.

Test-Subject_217601 said:
Banned for owning a game platform that I don't.

Banned for jealousy of not owning a 3DS.

Banned for not noticing my avarice. :V

Banned because this is becoming a console war

Banned because this is what I see: http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/9776/thatduck.png

Banned because I'm not the only one who did it

Banned because Celestia, null and Aurali are all better than ippiki.

Banned because it DOES Make a sound when you clap with one hand.

Banned because dry ramen noodles are the best snack ever.

Banned because I need to feed my dog now.

Banned for animal slavery...you can never leave...

I ban Jayfeather because he won't respond to all those threatening letters I always send.

Banned for sending threatening letters.

Banned for hating my hobby, Oh, Happy Days! So many restraining orders, and hours of wiping mace out of my eyes!

I ban therabbidwanker for being out of his fucking mind.

Banned for being in your mind.

Banned for being in your mind, in my mind.

The bans they must start
On Subject I impart
A year from E6
For the bans he inflicts

Banned because of wut?

Banned for having poor timing,
As well as not rhyming.

Test-Subject_217601 said:
Banned for having poor timing,
As well as not rhyming.

Banned for escaping the testing area.

Banned because I didn't escape, they let me out as part of an experiment.

Test-Subject_217601 said:
Banned because I didn't escape, they let me out as part of an experiment.

Banned for being let out. You should have stayed in.

Banned because um... tits?

Banned, for me being out of my mind.

I ban myself for arguing.

I ban you for banning yourself.

Banned because I beat your high score.

Banned because what high score?

Banned for actually caring? about high scores.

Banned because nothing in my previous post indicated I give a shit about high scores.

Banned because I can't find my last reply.

Banned because despite the incredible unlikeliness of it I had a spasm that caused me to type this exact post.

therabbidwanker said:
Banned because despite the incredible unlikeliness of it I had a spasm that caused me to type this exact post.

BANNED FOR PORN

Banned because SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!

Banned because you stole my diary.

Banned because reaction image to said diary.

Banned because Y'all ignored test-subject's good sense of culture.

Banned because what culture?

The Culture, obviously. Banned for not recognizing the obvious.

Banned because /cult/ movies are being counted to culture where I come from....

I´m gonna ban myself, too because Snowy isn´t at fault here.

Banned because I'd rather stick my dick in a toaster than be cultured. I'm not a bacteria, dammit.

Banned for the phrase "stick my dick in a toaster" being remarkably similar to ''staple my dick to a burning log''.

Crystalinn said:
I'm not a bacteria, dammit.

banned for not using the singular, which is "bacterium"

Banned for failing to unobtain the rarest of all the -iums, unobtainium.

Banned for not realizing that the name unobtainium is not meant to indicate that one should "unobtain" it, but rather that the name is meant to indicate it is difficult to obtain.

Banned for pedantry, peasantry, pantry, and pants.

Banned for uaing too many P's...and for saying "pedantry" like some kind of "stuffed shirt"

Banned for not bumping the thread for three hours.

Banned for not bumping the thread for 5 hours.

Banned because touche.

Banned because croissant.

banned because your mom is a lesbian (both of them)

Banned for homophobia. :V

Banned because Meet the Pyro scared me. ;_;

Banned for making a fire appear in my pants.