Princess_Celestia said:
Banned for using an emoticon.

Banned for changing avatar to be 15% cooler now

Rainbow_Slash said:
Banned for changing avatar to be 15% cooler now

Banned for writing rainbow dash slash.

Princess_Celestia said:
Banned for writing rainbow dash slash.

Alright let's see we have:
-Ban evading
-Being a pony
-Being taller than me
-Looking at me funny
Yeah your getting the hammer for such serious infractions

I ban Rainbow Slash because he didn't get up to 88 miles per hour to power up the flux capacitor and go back in time to have sex with his mom...

(Jayfeather) said:
I ban Rainbow Slash because he didn't get up to 88 miles per hour to power up the flux capacitor and go back in time to have sex with his mom...

Banned for..jesus what the fuck is wrong with you?

AbsebaroKoon said:
Banned for rejecting Jayfeather's [failed] sense of humor and for presenting yourself in this topic later on.

Banned for being a coon.

Princess_Celestia said:
Banned for being a coon.

Banned for racism. Surrender your adminship and stolen goods immediately.

Adrian_Blazevic said:
Banned for racism. Surrender your adminship and stolen goods immediately.

Banned for thinking I was talking about black coons.

Princess_Celestia said:
Banned for thinking I was talking about black coons.

Banned for using the wrong color palette from the princess of daylight.

VuponetheBlack said:
Banned for using the wrong color palette from the princess of daylight.

Banned for being late to the party

Rainbow_Slash said:
Banned for being late to the party

Banned for being the party bouncer...
wait....

Uh oh...

banned for not BYOB

hg3300 said:
banned for not BYOB

Banned because I dunno what BYOB stands for and I don't care to look it up.

Test-Subject_217601 said:
Banned because I dunno what BYOB stands for and I don't care to look it up.

Banned because too lazy to use google and not knowing BYOB means bring your own bomb.

Princess_Celestia said:
Banned because too lazy to use google and not knowing BYOB means bring your own bomb.

Banned because it's 'bring your own beer', not that.

I ban blaziken because Princess Celestia didn't get my Back to the Future reference....but she's a princess....and you're not...

Jayfeather suffers eternal banishment from this website on the grounds of using too many ellipses in that last post.

I ban Test-Subject217601 because I didn't get it, damn it :<

I ban EnergyBlast because if I panned you that would be pretty painful, and if I canned you that probably wouldn't work out so well...

I ban Jayfeather for dumb wordplay.

I ban Test-Subject217601 because I still don't get it >:|

Banned for continuing this thread

Banned because you gave me mind cancer, not brain cancer...you're hurting my ideas.

(Jayfeather) said:
Banned because you gave me mind cancer, not brain cancer...you're hurting my ideas.

Banned for possessing nuclear weapon

slyroon said:
Banned for possessing nuclear weapon

Banned for setting it off

Banned for not giving me a reason

Banned for being into football 'MERICA!

banned for reminding me that football is called soccer in america
"american football" should be called "Field Tournament Style Up and Down on the Ground Manja Flanja Blanja Banja Ishka Bibble-Babble Flabble Doma Roma Floma Boma Jingle Jangle Every Angle Bricka Bracka Flacka Stacka Fourteen Ounce Re-Run Free For All Prolate Spheroid Ball"

am529 said:
banned for reminding me that football is called soccer in america
"american football" should be called "Field Tournament Style Up and Down on the Ground Manja Flanja Blanja Banja Ishka Bibble-Babble Flabble Doma Roma Floma Boma Jingle Jangle Every Angle Bricka Bracka Flacka Stacka Fourteen Ounce Re-Run Free For All Prolate Spheroid Ball"

Banned for reminding me of George Carlin http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eo5EMLL5H_w

TwilightSparkle said:
Banned for reminding me of George Carlin http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eo5EMLL5H_w

I ban you Cause your avatar killed me

bloodlordjm said:
I ban you Cause your avatar killed me

Banned for necromancy

Banned for sorcery

Banned cause thats what she said

KiwiPotato said:
Banned cause thats what she said

Banned for heracy

TwilightSparkle said:
Banned for heracy

Banned for lunacy

IvoryWolf said:
Banned for lunacy

banned for sunasy

Banned because you turned me into a newt...SHES A WITCH!!

Banned for trampling upon the absurd and surreal humor of the Pythons by quoting it.

Banned for referencing ancient history.

Lol luv choo null ^_^

IvoryWolf said:
Banned for referencing ancient history.

Lol luv choo null ^_^

BANNED FOR NEVER HAVING UP OR DOWN VOTED AN IMAGE!!!! >:I

Test-Subject_217601 said:
BANNED FOR NEVER HAVING UP OR DOWN VOTED AN IMAGE!!!! >:I

Banned for a biassed reason to ban! After all, I try to maintain neutrality... ^_^

Banned for being Ivory instead of White.

hg3300 said:
Banned for being Ivory instead of White.

Banned for discrimination against elephants. Seriously, speciesism isn't cool, bro.

Banned for using too many words with more than 3 syllables. MAX: (1) Used: (3)

Banned for taking the time to count the syllables in his post!

Clever though...

IvoryWolf said:
Banned for taking the time to count the syllables in his post!

Clever though...

Banned for assuming I'm a "he".

Test-Subject_217601 said:
Banned for assuming I'm a "he".

Banned for expecting people to assume there are women on the internet.

Banned for not posting otherwise in your profile page to keep said mistakes from happening like ive done!

Seriously though it is rather helpful you know... I mean I wrote mine up and clearly noted my equippedness of girlparts so I was not dubbed the "he" anymore. Cuz knowledge is power!

Banned for not knowing that AXE BODY WASH WITH ODOR BLOCKING POWER IS MADE TO LAST UP TO 16 HOURS PO PO PO PO PO PO POWWEEEEER!!!

Ok ok, off topic I know, but how the hell did actini's post end up on top of mine when it says it was posted a minute AFTER mine? Anyone else notice that?

Banned for not getting my mastery of the magicks of time and space.
Biotch.

Yeah well... Banned for using said sorcery and throwing off my banning groove by interrupting my post placement... Biznatch! o_o

Banned for using the word "groove", this isn't the 70's you know...

(Jayfeather) said:
Banned for using the word "groove", this isn't the 70's you know...

Banned for picking on her use of the word "groove" instead of "biznatch". Seriously, at least "groove" is recognized by my computer's spellcheck.

Test-Subject_217601 said:
Banned for picking on her use of the word "groove" instead of "biznatch". Seriously, at least "groove" is recognized by my computer's spellcheck.

Banned for being part of the reason I'm uncomfortable with my sexuality ATM. Dammit, why are there tits on my screen - I picked a sexuality pole and I'm TRYING to stick with it.

Actini said:
Banned for being part of the reason I'm uncomfortable with my sexuality ATM. Dammit, why are there tits on my screen - I picked a sexuality pole and I'm TRYING to stick with it.

Banned for bringing his personal issues into things.

Test-Subject_217601 said:
Banned for bringing his personal issues into things.

Banned once more for not caring about my personal issues ;_;

banned because e621 filter blacklist ippiki wiki celestia

am529 said:
banned because e621 filter blacklist ippiki wiki celestia

Banned for not ending his sentence with a period.

Test-Subject_217601 said:
Banned for not ending his sentence with a period.

Banned for sentencing someone.

TwilightSparkle said:
Banned for sentencing someone.

Banned for failing to resurrect Rainbow dash.

Banned for making Rainbow Dash die apparently?

Mario583 said:
Banned for making Rainbow Dash die apparently?

Banned for ending a ban reason with a question mark.

Banned for having your 2 year e621 membership anniversary occur one day AFTER the end of the world...

(Jayfeather) said:
Banned for having your 2 year e621 membership anniversary occur one day AFTER the end of the world...

Do you have any scientific proff otherwise, your banned

Banned for saying I was dead, not evil now.

AbsebaroKoon said:
Banned for not seeing the eclipse in California 32 minutes ago

Blocked: bitch please, I was the eclipse

And for contradicting my awesome give_me_a_sec tag

woofydog said:
Banned for blocking out the sun, bitch.

Banned for using the B-word

TwilightSparkle said:
Banned for using the B-word

Banned because "blocking" isn't a bad word

Banned because you didn't add me on GINK.

Princess_Luna said:
Banned because "blocking" isn't a bad word

I ment the word "bitch"

hg3300 said:
Banned because you didn't add me on GINK.

Banned for GINKO

I ban AbsebaroKoon for being a bully

I ban AbsebaroKoon because I'm the resistance

I ban energyblast for resisting... Just relax, it makes it all easier to manage.

IvoryWolf said:
I ban energyblast for resisting... Just relax, it makes it all easier to manage.

Banned because... that ban reason was oddly sexy. o_O