No blend!

Ok thats fucked up.

vaporeon lives matter!

I vote removal

NO
THIS DOES NOT LIVE ON E6!
MY HEART JUST SHATTERED

Will it blend?!

Why though? Vaporeon's my favorite.

This is cruel and unusual. ;<

No!

FOR SCIENCE!!!!

This is what happens when you never scald burn.

It can melt into water. It'll be fine.

Mighyenta said:
Will it blend?!

Vaporeon dust! Don't breathe this!

I can understand getting upset from this, but wanting it to be removed? C'mon, people.

Vicar said:
It can melt into water. It'll be fine.

I hope so...

This becomes less horrifying when realize vaporeon can melt into water and maybe the trainer is a dumbass doing hard training on a alltooyoung one.

:(

New, from Hiki Komori Games: Eeveelutions in a Blender!

(All proceeds from this game go to the Humane Society of Kanto to help fund no-kill shelters.)

Pepperyena said:
I can understand getting upset from this, but wanting it to be removed? C'mon, people.

ikr? People must be new, because there are things muuuuuuuuch worse than this on e6.
This image is tame by comparison.

turn into candy

DVNC said:
ikr? People must be new, because there are things muuuuuuuuch worse than this on e6.
This image is tame by comparison.

Because this is the before.

But yeah the most dangerous here is to the human. That thing will get real dizzy but in liquid form/acid armour the motor would burn out XD

Faceless Human used Puree.
It was super-effective.

DVNC said:
ikr? People must be new, because there are things muuuuuuuuch worse than this on e6.
This image is tame by comparison.

Just because a punch in the face is better than a kick in the crotch doesn't mean you should accept it.

SuperScum said:
Just because a punch in the face is better than a kick in the crotch doesn't mean you should accept it.

If you get punched in the face or kicked in the crotch, it'll hurt for a while but you'll eventually get over it.
That's kind of what I'm saying. This stuff is allowed on the site. People should just get over it.

d̶o̶ ̶i̶t̶!

I mean- how could you?

File loads just fine for me. Doesn't seem broken or corrupted at all. Could this be considered tag abuse to remove a picture they don't like? Blacklists exist for a reason ...

Danjen said:
File loads just fine for me. Doesn't seem broken or corrupted at all. Could this be considered tag abuse to remove a picture they don't like? Blacklists exist for a reason ...

It's flag abuse

So whitekitten got out of jail again?

wow, this is cruel. also a wow, 49 downvotes in 5 hours

I will admit it is cruel and unusual, but it's surprising that almost no one remembered that vaporion can turn it's entire body into liquid, so what would a little blending do...?

I like the cutsie art style, but not whats going on

So there's a picture on e621 of the twin towers giving a blowjob to the plane that crashed into it and you people are suggesting this picture gets taken down? wow.

WOAH WOAH WOAH! That is more than half a cup of water.

Shake it up tonight, shake it up all night

http://meowpurrnom.tumblr.com/post/62758962133/say-hello-to-my-eeveelution-cocktail-menu-due-to

Ark_Right said:
So there's a picture on e621 of the twin towers giving a blowjob to the plane that crashed into it and you people are suggesting this picture gets taken down? wow.

To be fair The picture with the towers has been flagged nineteen times for every possible reason to flag an image plus several flags for being offensive.

No Jesus don't hurt Vaporeon!

Oh god, my sides!

I did NOT expect to see something like this!

i'm adding a lol_comments tag.

I don't get you folks. I'm not saying that you should enjoy this, but I think it's pretty fucking adorable.

why do I have a sick feeling that this picture was done as a commission and the artist needed the money badly?

warfare56 said:
why do I have a sick feeling that this picture was done as a commission and the artist needed the money badly?

It wasn't a commission. It's just shocking how many downvotes this is getting - I really don't see what's so bad about it. I'm pretty sure the artist didn't draw this with malicious intent.

When you need the Eevee candy so you give your weakest Eeveelution

Jesus guys, havent we learned anything from pokemon? If a giant whale body-slamming a caterpillar can't kill it, I doubt a blender can kill a vaporeon.

Look at the votes on these comments. People apparently don't know how to use a blacklist. If you don't like an image, just downvote and/or skip it. If you don't like a tag, blacklist it. You shouldn't be taking the time to make a comment or voting on comments on the image you disagree with.

*smash the button repeatedly times*
this is reference like the photo of the kitten in the blender?

I thought this was amusing juxtaposition but it's been voted lower than the entire disembowelment tag in a day.

You guys are a treat.

It's cute when people doesn't use the blacklist and they jump with their morality over these images.

I can't get over how adorable that Vaporeon is.
I just want to pluck it right out of the blender and love it forever.

come on this picture crushed a lot of hearts with the blender. but i bet the the guy used this example for Pokemon Go where when you trade a pokemon in to a professor you get eevee candies like in the game. but really this is probably an theory to the game. i'm afraid to say this but this picture i don't like because come on guys/girls i'm a pokemon player and this is credulity for most trainers and this needs to be off this site.

You death is good amen

~Soldier

Furrin_Gok said:
Look at the votes on these comments. People apparently don't know how to use a blacklist. If you don't like an image, just downvote and/or skip it. If you don't like a tag, blacklist it. You shouldn't be taking the time to make a comment or voting on comments on the image you disagree with.

Tbf, it took till like 50 downvotes before some of the more frequently blacklisted tags were added.

I personally think this is nowhere near as upsetting as that flareon leafeon cannibalism pic.

*shrugs*

rysyN said:
Tbf, it took till like 50 downvotes before some of the more frequently blacklisted tags were added.

I personally think this is nowhere near as upsetting as that flareon leafeon cannibalism pic.

*shrugs*

I was referring to the scores of the comments. People who enjoy the image and would understandably take the time to scroll down to see the comments are getting downvoted to oblivion. Just take a look at Pancake500's comment, the score got beyond -10.

Blending aside looks cute AF

I thought Joe Cartoon stopped being relevant a decade ago.

So much hate on just a little image. Be happy this isn't showing the inital act, it's just that it is stuffed in a blender. The rest is up to your imagination, hence all the hate.

At least it's not a cheese grater.

just DO IT!

Annnnnd disabled flags since peeps kept abusing it.

TheHuskyK9 said:
Annnnnd disabled flags since peeps kept abusing it.

Whoa, you can do that?

Thank GOD, I was starting to fear that this would end up as another 9/11 or cheese grater image, what with all the constant false flags...

I always want some juice in the morning.

But not like this.

mmMMMmmm, Much e-peen stroking in this thread, I sense

Now add some olive oil, ginger, cilantro, freshly squeezed lime juice, salt and pepper, and just a dash of hot sauce, and I think you are on to something ...

Holy fuck I laughed so hard when I saw this

Will it blend?
OF COURSE IT FUCKING CAN! DONT DO IT! DONT BLEND!

Mighyenta said:
Will it blend?!

Don't breathe this!

This is pretty funny.

I'll admit I felt just a little bit sad seeing this. But then I saw the Blender tag and realized Cheese_grater has a new friend, and couldn't help but laugh at the Blend-Tec jokes.

Steel_Warrior said:
mmMMMmmm, Much e-peen stroking in this thread, I sense

I read that in a yoda voice. Did you intend that?

If they're allowing shit fetish and vore this doesn't surprise me

Okay, I think the reaction to this was a bit over the top. This is now the most downvoted questionable-rated image on the site, and the third-most downvoted non-explicit one. The only non-explicit images with lower scores are the one with nazis in fursuits and the one that's literally asking for bronies to downvote it. Meaning this now has a lower score than all the pencil-drawn Sonic OCs, all the Undertale/FNAF crossover "art" and all the MLP waifu charts.

Including explicit images, this is now the 22nd most downvoted image on the site, full stop. All but two whitekitten pictures have higher scores. Somebody above mentioned that the entire disembowelment tag has higher scores than this. It's also the most downvoted image under the cruelty tag, and the second-most downvoted under the abuse tag.

And... it's not that bad, guys. It's a cute vaporeon, and it's not actually currently being blended. It's morally wrong, yeah, but there are 574 other images tagged with "abuse", and this is nowhere near the worst. There's literally one slight scrape mark and a few drops of blood on it, and the actual pokemon can canonically turn into water and be completely unharmed. This does not deserve a -105 score on a site where there are nearly 200 pictures featuring a prolapse.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡⊙ ͜ʖ ͡⊙) ( ͡◉ ͜ʖ ͡◉)

That thing's going to clog the minute you turn it on, meaning you'd just be pulling out a very distraught Vaporeon and probably have to do it by hand, shame too I'd love to have a Vapore-smoothie. (Also I rather like Vaporeon, which is the main reason I love this so much.)

Mighyenta said:
Will it blend?!

damn! you beat me to it!

post #675554

Mighyenta said:
Will it blend?!

That is the question!

4516121 said:
All but two whitekitten pictures have higher scores.

Now that this is at -117 points, there is now *only one* whitekitten picture with a lower score. And it's not even the worst one. The one image on this site that still makes me shudder, and which is probably the worst thing humanity has ever done, only has -114 points. But a cute, well-drawn vaporeon in mild peril gets -117.

Vape-tini

I just wish this was animated. Seriously, I do.

4516121 said:
Okay, I think the reaction to this was a bit over the top. This is now the most downvoted questionable-rated image on the site, and the third-most downvoted non-explicit one. The only non-explicit images with lower scores are the one with nazis in fursuits and the one that's literally asking for bronies to downvote it. Meaning this now has a lower score than all the pencil-drawn Sonic OCs, all the Undertale/FNAF crossover "art" and all the MLP waifu charts.

Including explicit images, this is now the 22nd most downvoted image on the site, full stop. All but two whitekitten pictures have higher scores. Somebody above mentioned that the entire disembowelment tag has higher scores than this. It's also the most downvoted image under the cruelty tag, and the second-most downvoted under the abuse tag.

And... it's not that bad, guys. It's a cute vaporeon, and it's not actually currently being blended. It's morally wrong, yeah, but there are 574 other images tagged with "abuse", and this is nowhere near the worst. There's literally one slight scrape mark and a few drops of blood on it, and the actual pokemon can canonically turn into water and be completely unharmed. This does not deserve a -105 score on a site where there are nearly 200 pictures featuring a prolapse.

I think that's because the tags present on this post aren't as frequently blacklisted as the ones you mentioned. So posts with those tags don't get downvotes form the ones who have it blacklisted.

Simple.

They had to do it. There was no other choice. This psychopath had placed them under duress, promising the death of loved ones if they could not bring them self to turn that dial on the appliance before them.

They would forever be haunted by the memory of their beloved Vaporeon reaching instinctively for its master to rescue them, utterly ignorant as to why this was happening to them, along with blood-curdling cries which pierced its masters heart like a fire iron, prompting them to swiftly bring the lid down on the container in hopes that it would end the Pokémon's suffering sooner. The seal also served to quiet the vocalizations and pulverizing of the distressed eeveelution. The motor, which would get stuck for fractions of a second as large intact bone made their last stand against the relentless blade of the blender, transferred the shock of every impact directly into the trembling hand of its trainer. All the while, Vaporeon soup rose past each marked & unmarked milestone on the jar.

In little more than one minute, a beautiful creature once full of life and possibility was reduced to a peaceful pool of blue with just enough red to give it a light violet coloration that all but confirmed the fatality of the trauma.

"The loss of a friend is like that of a limb; time may heal the anguish of the wound, but the loss cannot be repaired."

It's ok guys, pokemon don't die when they get Cut they just faint.

That ain't gonna blend well...

How to get your Ass Downvoted to hell,
Step 1. Post shit like this.

Pancake500 said:
Oh my. I can just imagine the blood mixture we'll get. Love it!

No way......

Not my fetish, ever.

Pure Protein!

Now this is what i call a protein shake!

is this where bottled water comes from?

i always liked Sylveon better

UmaWuffy said:
This is cruel and unusual. ;<

Probably bad IVs

I guess this is how rare candies are made

karam said:
Not my fetish, ever.

Edit: this is sexy kill me.

Tfw people with the most heinous imaginations are also fucking talented artists
That Vaporeon is precious bb I wanna hug it forever
</3

WHY WOULD YOU BLEND A VAPOREON WHEN YOU CAN FUCK ONE?!?!?!?!?!

Personally, I like this. It allows artists to draw things in unique positions and with unique expressions, which I like to see.

It's well drawn and isn't gory, and it certainly doesn't deserve to be one of the most downvoted images here.

WHO THOUGHT OF THIS SICK SHIT?! X(

I don't understand why everyone is getting so upset, when all you had to do was THIS: *unplugs blender. Cuts cord off*

See how easy that was?

That's one way to use Blender.

Why all the downvotes?
I like this lmao

I can't imagine someone drawing this and thinking it's not going to bring out the worst in anyone involved.

Vaporeon used Whirlpool.
It "hurt itself" in its confusion.

EightyNine said:
I can't imagine someone drawing this and thinking it's not going to bring out the worst in anyone involved.

The worst of them?
How about the worst of us, it's a cute picture but holy fuck, calm your tits.

I hate this so much

Alright, im going sober for now

Qanehcoronel said:
I hate this so much

Like those stupid "male tears" mugs, I'll make an "internet tears" one.

Why ;3;

allkiko1 said:
Like those stupid "male tears" mugs, I'll make an "internet tears" one.

馬鹿

Qanehcoronel said:
馬鹿

Thanks for making me have to run that through a fuckin' translator. I'm turning the blender on, now.

Vicar said:
It can melt into water. It'll be fine.

yea But it's still cruel and terrible.

allkiko1 said:
Thanks for making me have to run that through a fuckin' translator. I'm turning the blender on, now.

さて、あなたのために特別なものがあるので、どこに住んでいますか？=)

Jokes on him, it won't fit!

Ark_Right said:
So there's a picture on e621 of the twin towers giving a blowjob to the plane that crashed into it and you people are suggesting this picture gets taken down? wow.

how about a raccoon getting raped with a CHEESE frickin GRATER.

Qanehcoronel said:
さて、あなたのために特別なものがあるので、どこに住んでいますか？=)

EVIL.

THE MASSIVE STRING OF NARCISSISM

Mcof said:
I thought this was amusing juxtaposition but it's been voted lower than the entire disembowelment tag in a day.

You guys are a treat.

We're a special case of people.

ThatOneNerd said:
What do people not think it's wrong?

It's a fictional species of animal, an overrated, overused one. That's why all of my collected ones get deleted in the PC.

Constellation said:
Personally, I like this. It allows artists to draw things in unique positions and with unique expressions, which I like to see.

It's well drawn and isn't gory, and it certainly doesn't deserve to be one of the most downvoted images here.

No, no it doesn't.

Roanoa said:
WHO THOUGHT OF THIS SICK SHIT?! X(

Spread the sickness.

garr890354839 said:
EVIL.

One round for the sane person.

Qanehcoronel said:
yea But it's still cruel and terrible.

IT. IS. A. FICTIONAL. SPECIES.

Ricky_Spanish said:
That's one way to use Blender.

2.7 times the efficiency.

TheHuskyK9 said:
Annnnnd disabled flags since peeps kept abusing it.

This wall is erected to the autistic screeching of outrage this one, non-fetish, even to an extent SFW image caused-- your fallen will not be in vain.

karam said:

karam said:
Not my fetish, ever.

Edit: this is sexy kill me.

Heroes never die!

Guild_Sweetheart said:
Probably bad IVs

Took it over a Mega Scizor anyway.

Bookmite said:
I just wish this was animated. Seriously, I do.

This isn't a magical toaster movie, but I damn wish.

KattyShack said:
i'm adding a lol_comments tag.

It deserves it.

4516121 said:
Okay, I think the reaction to this was a bit over the top. This is now the most downvoted questionable-rated image on the site, and the third-most downvoted non-explicit one. The only non-explicit images with lower scores are the one with nazis in fursuits and the one that's literally asking for bronies to downvote it. Meaning this now has a lower score than all the pencil-drawn Sonic OCs, all the Undertale/FNAF crossover "art" and all the MLP waifu charts.

Including explicit images, this is now the 22nd most downvoted image on the site, full stop. All but two whitekitten pictures have higher scores. Somebody above mentioned that the entire disembowelment tag has higher scores than this. It's also the most downvoted image under the cruelty tag, and the second-most downvoted under the abuse tag.

And... it's not that bad, guys. It's a cute vaporeon, and it's not actually currently being blended. It's morally wrong, yeah, but there are 574 other images tagged with "abuse", and this is nowhere near the worst. There's literally one slight scrape mark and a few drops of blood on it, and the actual pokemon can canonically turn into water and be completely unharmed. This does not deserve a -105 score on a site where there are nearly 200 pictures featuring a prolapse.

You knocked it on the head, guy.

VividNorth said:
Oh god, my sides!

I did NOT expect to see something like this!

You should look back at the comments again.

bubbamon1 said:
FOR SCIENCE!!!!

SCIENCE, DAMN YOU ALL!

Cleateater said:
d̶o̶ ̶i̶t̶!

I mean- how could you?

Blend that shit, boy!

Uh, what?

this should have a disturbing tag.

Qanehcoronel said:

私はあなたの家族を殺すために行くつもりです!!!!!!!!!

Ю кан го фок урсэлф.

Ricky_Spanish said:
Ю кан го фок урсэлф.

ええと?

Qanehcoronel said:
ええと?

You can speak "fluent" weeb-speak but not speak Ruski?

Hehehe downvote rain

arachmigo said:
You can speak "fluent" weeb-speak but not speak Ruski?

•-• ...

Fuck this shit i'm out!

arachmigo said:
It's a fictional species of animal, an overrated, overused one. That's why all of my collected ones get deleted in the PC.

I understand the animal is fictional. Still doesn't mean it's not disturbing to look at, especially for an animal lover like me.

I Want To See It Blend.

UmaWuffy said:
This is cruel and unusual. ;<

May not actually be punishment... :D

Qanehcoronel said:

私はあなたの家族を殺すために行くつもりです!!!!!!!!!

i'm so sorry i was mad a little bit

Foxy_el_padrino_MLG said:
You death is good amen

~Soldier

Fuck that stupid

arachmigo said:

THE MASSIVE STRING OF NARCISSISM

We're a special case of people.
It's a fictional species of animal, an overrated, overused one. That's why all of my collected ones get deleted in the PC.
No, no it doesn't.
Spread the sickness.
One round for the sane person.

IT. IS. A. FICTIONAL. SPECIES.

2.7 times the efficiency.
This wall is erected to the autistic screeching of outrage this one, non-fetish, even to an extent SFW image caused-- your fallen will not be in vain.

Heroes never die!
Took it over a Mega Scizor anyway.
This isn't a magical toaster movie, but I damn wish.
It deserves it.
You knocked it on the head, guy.You should look back at the comments again.
SCIENCE, DAMN YOU ALL!
Blend that shit, boy!

Uh, what?

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Read the quote in the comment.

Ricky_Spanish said:
Ю кан го фок урсэлф.

Oh... I understood now. You son of bitch

Why?

Qaneh-the-Glaceon said:
Oh... I understood now. You son of bitch

Took you 24 days, buddy.

Ricky_Spanish said:
Took you 24 days, buddy.

I know... is because I was busy

If I recall correctly from a handbook I got as a kid, Vaporeon can already melt into water, this really shouldn't have any effect

Mighyenta said:
Will it blend?!

NO BLENDO señor :(

-179 score. Normally that kind of backlash would teach a person not to do it again.

Look at that score.
Look at that butthurt.

I literally only upvoted this picture in the hopes that Jason's god-awful comic falls another spot in the worst e621 posts of all time.

Congratulations, internaught! Unless you were scrolling mindlessly down this page or just hit the "End" key on your keyboard by mistake, you've successfully wasted several minutes of your life reading a large assortment of comments poking fun at and debating the ethics of a fictional scenario involving a fictional creature from a video game being put in a blender, all because of an image on a porn site.
Here, have a cookie for your troubles.

Qaneh-the-Glaceon said:
Fuck this shit i'm out!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xv51YBoPHro

Who in their right mind thought this was a good idea?!

Asshole

Umbrelievable said:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xv51YBoPHro

hehe Good one

Daletfours said:
Vaporeon dust! Don't breathe this!

YES,IT BLENDS!!

Bad touch! BAD TOUCH!

CHill, if the hand belongs to somebody like me, theyre just trying to scare poor Vaporeon to the point where she pees herself, which would make my cock carve diamonds.

SuperScum said:
Just because a punch in the face is better than a kick in the crotch doesn't mean you should accept it.

precedent applies in archive sites. The god damn guro image that has more than 1000 downvotes (?!) is still up on account of "There are some people that like this," which I can do nothing but respect.

Oh no !

Mighyenta said:
Will it blend?!

I want to updoot but it's at 69 updoots so I..I can't.

The downvotes are real

the little scratches...nice attention to detail.

Suddenly i imagined a sliced/gored up pokemon

A "why would you do this" tag seems a good inbetween for you guys' dilemma.

i want the blue juice!

First, vaporeon. Next, THE WORLD MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Sushi anyone?

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...

Reminds me of Kittens in a Blender™

NothingToIt said:
That is the question!

Miss_Fluffytits said:
vaporeon lives matter!

Sorry for the hatred I'm about to dish out. Bumpy ride ahead, you've been warned!!

May I get the downvotes rained on me, but the truth hurts.

garr890354839 said:
Let them suffer.

That was a pretty heavy gradient between "Hey Libtards, #AllLivesMatter haha" and "His Radiance shall reap the sinners and punish the nonbelievers." I'm more impressed than I am mad.

There's a lot of dumb shit there to unpack, but the simplest counterargument goes like this: When people say we need to save the Amazon, they're not implying that all the other rain-forests aren't worth our time. They mean to point out current issues that are seriously effecting that particular rain-forest, and that maybe we should focus our attention and energy towards the cause of ensuring the Amazon survives.

You're creating a straw-man, where "X lives matter" is fallaciously appended with "...and all the other lives can go suck a big one". What the popular "movement" (it's a hashtag, not an organization) is meaning to say is, "Hey guys, let's not forget that X lives matter. There's some stuff going on, and X are being particularly oppressed at this exact moment. Let's make sure we're treating X equally and with the same diligence and respect we show everyone else." Unfortunately, that's a little over 120 characters, so X Lives Matter it is.

The "everyone but me is blind" and "us vs. them" mentalities you're presenting are not at all healthy. Catch a breath man, we're just here for the porn.

...

Oh, also that Vaporeon picture is pretty hot.
^{(All downvotes will be donated to environmentalist charities)}

This is a longer TL;DR than the last one.

actually the thing would just get stuck trying to move something that big, has nobody ever used these things?

According to the Pokédex, Vaporeon can change their body cells to complete liquid, so it can just melt into water and be fine! ^w^

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Guys don't worry Vaporeon can melt into water