Your move gamer guy.

Sit! beg! Succ (͡ ͡° ͜ つ ͡͡°)

Matrix said:
I'm triggered by the X-box controller.

Oh no, fanboy fight incoming.

In what reality is this Komodo Dragon sized beast considered a Gecko? Have we all forgotten the Geico commercials?

Pet the lizard.

It wants to play too

My lizard begin to peek.
Do you vant to continue yes or no?

I like where this is going.

Lil_Scooter56 said:
Put yourself in that place of the gamer & suddenly find a komodo pop up between you legs...

I don't know if I would be freaking out, or find it Arousing?

(Probably Freak OUT!?)

Im sorry, but if a komodo decided to pop between my legs, I'd run away, fast. Bitches got some painful venom in them.

ADude said:
Im sorry, but if a komodo decided to pop between my legs, I'd run away, fast. Bitches got some painful venom in them.

Not venom, but Bacterial weapon saliva, rotting you alive

th_legendary_archgod said:
Not venom, but Bacterial weapon saliva, rotting you alive

Nope, it's venom. Recent discovery. When I say recent, I mean for the pas 5 years or so.

Jerjercorn said:
Nope, it's venom. Recent discovery. When I say recent, I mean for the pas 5 years or so.

O3o but...I look at discovery channel, I look at animals stuff... it said about bacterial saliva..was all my life a lie? ;A;

does that make the lizard grow?

That hand. All my brain goes through is:
*slaps*
*angry lizzard*
*screams*

This looks kinda like a WikiHow illustration, is that just me?

wish there was another part to this showing what happens next.

th_legendary_archgod said:
O3o but...I look at discovery channel, I look at animals stuff... it said about bacterial saliva..was all my life a lie? ;A;

ok i love too much the biology to left this lika was spoked before, is a venom? Answers: no, is a bacteria? Answer: YES!. But is a unique species of bacteria who only exist in the komodo saliva whats make basically like a venom but the function of this bacteria not is kill, his function is stop the cuagulation of the blood making the pray bleeding to the dead because this is the form of the komodo hunt. And is this komodo huting i thing already attacked the legs of the guy but looking for the picture she are only horny and reaching the most closely male specimen, I hope this helped.

SNEY109 said:

ok i love too much the biology to left this lika was spoked before, is a venom? Answers: no, is a bacteria? Answer: YES!. But is a unique species of bacteria who only exist in the komodo saliva whats make basically like a venom but the function of this bacteria not is kill, his function is stop the cuagulation of the blood making the pray bleeding to the dead because this is the form of the komodo hunt. And is this komodo huting i thing already attacked the legs of the guy but looking for the picture she are only horny and reaching the most closely male specimen, I hope this helped.

No it's definitely venom
The bactiral shlit was an outdated study from 1981

A more recent study from 2009 stats they have venom glans and in fact use venom to increase bleeding

Google is a friend

With those eyes, who wouldn't say yes?

th_legendary_archgod said:
O3o but...I look at discovery channel, I look at animals stuff... it said about bacterial saliva..was all my life a lie? ;A;

I'm pretty sure you watched something about Gila Monsters

It honestly looks more like a tegu than anything

What happened to the meme version? :/

WarlordCross said:
No it's definitely venom
The bactiral shlit was an outdated study from 1981

A more recent study from 2009 stats they have venom glans and in fact use venom to increase bleeding

Google is a friend

I looked it up and it said its both bacteria and venom.

clever girl..

During my hate session of overwatch, lizard suddenly appeared and sniffed my balls what should I do?
A continue playing
B bitch smack the lizard and get the fuck out of there
C something so smart I can't type it in the text box becuz logic

TotallyNotLeto said:
I actually thought that was a snake with a hand.

close enough

Pause and give pets. Simple.

Lil_Scooter56 said:
Put yourself in that place of the gamer & suddenly find a komodo pop up between you legs...

I don't know if I would be freaking out, or find it Arousing?

(Probably Freak OUT!?)

I'd be betting on the incoming battle between the large gecko and the small trouser snake.

That's either a bootleg controller or an old controller.

Well isn't that just the most adorable thing ever!

Interesting

Not going lie this is actually my cat when she wants food

Fine fine, he's adorable with those eyes.

Smooth

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yZjwGly87oQ&pp=ygUFeW9pbms%3D