An event like that would probably stop someone from masturbating.

Just a bit curious, what's the text effect on the description called again? I know I've heard it somewhere.

He's getting a spook-job.

Toothless-chan said:
Just a bit curious, what's the text effect on the description called again? I know I've heard it somewhere.

I know it as "zalgo text"

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/zalgo

Looks like the next sentence would be something along the lines of: let me help you with this.

Adarmalik said:
Looks like the next sentence would be something along the lines of: let me help you with this.

"only handjobs"

Jerk off in a haunted mansion, they said. It'll be fun, they said.

"Okay Dick, I know this is a first for you, but this is FUCKING TERRIFYING. Please go down now.
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Dick?"

"Not if you keep holding it like that!"

A lot of people seem to be scared of this character, but since it's wholly not threatening, I'm not seeing why you would be afraid. ...at least not after it didn't rip your junk off or start squeezing it excessively hard, that is.

The only terror this image mskes me imagine is that she might have a frightening presence; just being around her might fill you with fear or dread. Her being a shadowy female who's features I couldn't quite make out doesn't seem like it would scare me as long as she didn't do anything super creepy or terrifying.

bakeneko said:
An event like that would probably stop someone from masturbating.

get a load of this guy

Ummm uh huh

bakeneko said:
An event like that would probably stop someone from masturbating.

An event like that would probably give someone a massive heart attack and die so........yeah basically what you said.

DracosBlackwing said:
"Not if you keep holding it like that!"

A lot of people seem to be scared of this character, but since it's wholly not threatening, I'm not seeing why you would be afraid. ...at least not after it didn't rip your junk off or start squeezing it excessively hard, that is.

The only terror this image mskes me imagine is that she might have a frightening presence; just being around her might fill you with fear or dread. Her being a shadowy female who's features I couldn't quite make out doesn't seem like it would scare me as long as she didn't do anything super creepy or terrifying.

i would be afraid because a complete random stranger suddenly showed up in my bedroom and started to jack me of.

Why is the picture bleeding?