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iorthol
MemberThats so perfect and devious!
SwedishDragon
MemberShhh!
Khaesho
Memberyou mean Locksmiths? XD
delta07
Memberno key-smith. are the ones who make your keys. locksmiths just open locks
Quentan
Memberlocksmiths can do both. they can also open safes, vaults and chastity belts
UmmNo
Member“Yessir, what’s your problem?”
“Well I need my dick back.”
RedmondMann
MemberGood God just buy a bolt cutter they work on anything except maybe one of those cages with the lock built into the things.
TheWhistler
MemberImplying anyone would want something that can cut through steel near their dick.
Jilted
MemberEasy mode, just get so aroused that you’re harder than steel
No-one-you-know
MemberI laughed when I saw the arm warmers tag
That certainly is a big arm warmer
Metallosexual
MemberHow do you call a keysmith and ask them to remove the tube your girlfriend made you stick your dick in?
Wiktor Plague
MemberSimple:
"I need you to remove a lock on my chastity cage, please don't ask questions or I'll just look for a more professional locksmith"
NegaMajora
MemberThe ankle restraints aren't attached to anything!
Unless they're supposed to be weighted so it's harder for him to run?
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