Be advised. A criminal has been spotted in your area. The suspect has been identified as the notorious thief, self named ‘Cookie’. She has been charged with multiple account from breaking and entering, theft, and public indecency. If you see a 4 foot 2 Zigzagoon woman, do not speak with her. She will use her charms and silver tongue against you. Call the athaurities immediately. And do not, I repeat, do not attempt to arrest this woman on your own.”

It would be wise to listen to these sort of reports. But as is stands, when a highly skilled thief is really only after sex and a snack, might as well let her indulge, right? How much harm is she really causing?